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Description LAST EDIT: Due to the fact that I'll need a lot of time to research more vamps, and the pic is pretty long as it is. I will not be adding any more vamps. So please, do not suggest, because they will be ignored. I get a flood of suggestions from alot of people and I can't very well satisfy them all.

lol chibis
i had this idea that twilight is like the handbook on how not to portray vamps
then i got another idea of it being a class taught by bela lugosi as dracula with nosferatu as the principal (headmaster whatever)
then alucard came into the mix, then darren, louis (and of course lestat), spike, angel
then i decided to bring up the dunces of the class

in order from left to right: alucard, darren, louis+lestat, spike, angel, dracula, nosferatu, edward, bella, jacob

ok now explanation time:
alucard many gold stars: cause his power level is over 9000!!!

louis: i picture him as a good student. Poor louis, lestat won't let him focus

spike: i figure hes the overeager student

angel: goody goody sitting at the front of the class

falling in love with morons: angel and spike are exempt cause they both fell for girls like that (i.e. cordelia and harmony). However, unlike bella; cordy and harmony eventually BECAME likeable, smart, and pretty kick ass

nosferatu: yes, he is stabbing the sparkles coming off ed's body.
..... lol look at his shadow

sparkles: yes they are bleeding. why? because....
I CAN.

edwards hair: i dont know about you people but this thing bugged me. seriously, is that thing pointing north or dowsing for water.

bella: bella. that is all.

jacob: if you're actually jealous of the fact that you dont get together with her, you deserve a dunce cap.


anyway fun over, enjoy. feel free to flame if you like(but then again thats what the hide button is for)

various people belong to their respective companies
twilight belongs the living crap officially known as stephanie meyer(may she die a horrible, painful death for the sins she hath committed unto the world and to the vampires)


EDIT: I just realized i have ZERO female vamps here, so im gonna start a little list of KICKASS female vamps(also adding a few new male vamps), and from there ill pick out the best(cause the pics big enough as it is)

fem. vamps:
darla (buffy, angel)
drusilla (buffy, angel)
arra sails (cirque du freak)
claudia (interview with the vampire)
eli (let the right one in)
jessica (true blood)
bill (true blood)
eric (true blood)
vampire queen(seriously whats her name) (true blood)
hannah (true blood)

feel free to suggest any othe fem vamps, but first, heres a little note:
alice, rosalie cullen, victoria, jane, and any other twilight fem vamps (NO, NOT NOW, NOT EVER, DO NOT SUGGEST)
also no vampire diaries, vampire kisses, or vampire academy; because they're all essentially the rich man's twilight but the poor man's true blood

as for vamps from vampire knight, im debating with myself over them. i mean they do have some bit of character development, but the author tends to keep them frozen in their given stereotype(i.e. kanameretty boy with hidden agenda; zero=whiny emo, i mean angel has a better reason to brood and even he doesnt go that far; yuki=shes like v.k.'s version of Tea, inspirational speeches and being hopelessly understanding and loved by all) i don't know this is just my opinion

OMG OTHER EDIT: i have decided that vampire hunter d WILL NOT BE ON THIS LIST. reasons why(and forgive but this list is of vampires who kick ass in the sense of character development):
after reading the books and movies i have to say, i dont like him at all
1. he broods all the time(for no reason other than im an outcast). i mean i can understand if he did it for a while, but the guy is 1000 something years old and still whining. Not even angel broods that much.
2. he is a deux ex machina. every fight hes ever in is a cut and paste of other fights. i.e. fight, make it seem like he loses, then rise from the dead and win. and im not exagerrating, this happens like 3 times in the first book, 2 times in the second book, and 2-4 times in the third.
3. he denies himself happiness because ....and thats pretty much it, the only other reason i can think of is because he believes he doesnt deserve it, which is utter bull. sorry to bring up angel again but seriously, angel has a MUCH BETTER reason to brood and even he allows himself an ounce of happiness, otherwise he'd be suicidal.

sorry to all VHD fan's out there, but he doesnt cut it, thats my opinion and im sticking to it

LAST EDIT: Due to the fact that I'll need a lot of time to research more vamps, and the pic is pretty long as it is. I will not be adding any more vamps. So please, do not suggest, because they will be ignored. I get a flood of suggestions from alot of people and I can't very well satisfy them all.
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Comments: 412

Jessethejester [2012-10-19 01:26:33 +0000 UTC]

Awe, theres no slayer TT_TT still a great picture!

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Rosentanz [2012-10-15 14:56:01 +0000 UTC]

well even if my sister forced me to watch the forst twilight movie
i know this bella thing had to much face expressions o.o

anways i love this picture

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Animaniac21285 [2012-10-13 02:27:25 +0000 UTC]

Don't forget Selene from Underworld.

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Animaniac21285 In reply to Animaniac21285 [2012-10-13 03:15:19 +0000 UTC]

Is that Darren from Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant?

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delancy5555 [2012-10-13 01:54:46 +0000 UTC]

cute

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darkEclipes15 [2012-10-03 19:42:17 +0000 UTC]

this sooooo cute

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Queenofdarkness1 In reply to ??? [2012-09-30 03:22:01 +0000 UTC]

YESSSS!!!

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IAmTheNoNameGirl [2012-09-13 09:49:42 +0000 UTC]

Vampire queen=Sophie Ann (If you are talking about True Blood Queen)

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Sofia6 [2012-09-04 16:21:55 +0000 UTC]

yaaay alucard is a badass vampire

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carrie-lou [2012-08-24 13:03:02 +0000 UTC]

hahahaha!! this is soooo adorable!!
Ok chick vamps: Akasha (but i think someone already mentioned her), Gabrielle De Lioncourt (Lestat's mother), Pandora, The Brides of Dracula.... to name a few thats all i can think of from the top of my head since you dont want any Vampire Diaries female characters....oh!! you forgot Sunday! she was in one episode in the beginning of Buffy season 4 "Freshman-something" (lol long time since ive watched buffy) but loved the character and the actress that potrayed the character....and kicked the crap outta buffy for abit

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NotchTheHedgehog In reply to carrie-lou [2013-01-10 01:20:55 +0000 UTC]

You forgot Seras Victoria, Alucard's follower, I loved Hellsing Ultimate!!!

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carrie-lou In reply to NotchTheHedgehog [2013-01-22 15:38:11 +0000 UTC]

LOL oooooooops!!
but i wouldnt have you to remind me!! It all works out in the end yesss you're right another great character!

i really wanna see Selene (from Underworld) and Akasha go at it in a full on battle!! what do you think??

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NotchTheHedgehog In reply to carrie-lou [2013-01-22 20:37:22 +0000 UTC]

I really don't pay attention to much Underworld stuff. The only one I think I've ever seen is Rise of the Lycans, and a little bit of the first movie. I'm more of a Vanhellsing, or Nosferatu watcher. But I could give Underworld a try.

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carrie-lou In reply to NotchTheHedgehog [2013-01-27 17:14:29 +0000 UTC]


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crypto456 [2012-08-22 02:28:25 +0000 UTC]

So cute

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Mifune013 [2012-08-16 17:36:03 +0000 UTC]

Yay, but look at D's good qualities. He's angry, smart, and takes shit from no one no matter how powerful they think they are or how much money they think they have.

Though D still doesn't really belong on that list, he's a dhampir not a vampire. He belongs on the same list as Blade (Marvel), Alucard (Castlevania), and Wataru Kurenai (Kamen Rider Kiva).

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Silverwingfox In reply to Mifune013 [2012-08-17 04:19:05 +0000 UTC]

He's dull because there is no conflict. All his fights fail the first time, but he ALWAYS gets better and goes back and finishes the fight.
He's essentially superman. I mean the battle goes the same way every time. I mean we all know the good guy is supposed to win in the end, but the part we want to see is HOW. If the guy has a constant formula for everything, then its essentially copy/paste for every story.
And that is not a good character, that's a walking deux ex machina.

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Mifune013 In reply to Silverwingfox [2012-08-17 17:10:31 +0000 UTC]

Doesn't really matter though. The series really isn't a character story, it's more of a milieu story. Sure D is a badass, but this volume he's being a badass on a flying city with a vampire hidden on it (fourth book). And more detail goes into the inner workings of the city or where ever it is D is having his adventure than on D. Hell, the story talks more about the characters who end up in D's adventures like the Marcus family from the third book.

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ferrignofan [2012-07-27 16:42:07 +0000 UTC]

lol!

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IsaValkyrie [2012-07-27 05:38:27 +0000 UTC]

its so adorable!!!XD i love the fact that nosferatu is stabing edwards sparkles

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madjxd In reply to ??? [2012-07-26 23:40:44 +0000 UTC]

there is no hannah on True Blood

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MDTartist83 [2012-07-25 06:02:33 +0000 UTC]

I can see why Alucard's here. He's badass. He's indestructible. He cannot be killed in anyway.

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Minkymy [2012-07-24 03:21:54 +0000 UTC]

Congrats on getting a link on TV Tropes.
Also, I love this picture to BITS. However, do they NEED to have personalities thirsting for le power and a general attitude of Badassery? Or is a good vampire just a vampire with a solid character of any sort and strengths as well as weakness? And Why do I find your drawing of Jacob so... cute?
NOSFERAAAAATUUUUUUUU~ STAB EEEEEEEEEEEED~

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MusicIsMyLife7 [2012-07-21 13:53:20 +0000 UTC]

Where can I sign to this class? I want to sit beside Alucard!! Lol.

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Furrybeast5 In reply to ??? [2012-07-11 07:08:55 +0000 UTC]

You consider Darren Shan a decent vampire? Those guys aren't even immortal though. And oh so very few female vamps in that series. Pathetic. Plus vampaneze, seriously?

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Silverwingfox In reply to Furrybeast5 [2012-07-11 19:42:48 +0000 UTC]

just because they aren't immortal doesn't mean they don't count. Vampires always vary, because every author want's to put their own little spin on things. So long as one they drink blood they are considered vampires.
The vampaneze were an interesting idea(granted they had a stupid name) And I actually thought the reasoning behind why there were so few fem vamps was good. Hell I much prefer these vampires to Buffyverse ones.

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V-chan10 [2012-06-29 04:40:26 +0000 UTC]

This? This is goddamned awesome. Beyond words.
Lol, I love the corner of Dunces. And go Headmaster! Kill those sparkles!

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BlackWhiteAngelCat13 [2012-06-27 20:05:39 +0000 UTC]

It's about time Edward got rid that stupid glitter. thank you for doing.

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VAMPYRETEMPTRESS [2012-06-26 20:34:19 +0000 UTC]

the vamp queen in true blood is sophie-anne lacrea (sp?)

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Wolf-Walrus [2012-06-24 20:01:28 +0000 UTC]

I lol'd at "Angel and Spike excused".

Good work.

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dixiepoison [2012-06-14 03:36:54 +0000 UTC]

I'm with Machromata i would so buy this as a t-shirt.

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Machromata [2012-06-08 03:48:04 +0000 UTC]

You need to make t-shirts of this.

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jameshiwatari [2012-06-03 18:06:58 +0000 UTC]

I like the idea of this and the chibis, but I have a serious objection with the use of the word "gay" on the board. It kind of spoils the whole thing.

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Silverwingfox In reply to jameshiwatari [2012-06-04 16:37:39 +0000 UTC]

I made this back in my high school days...I was young, naive
that and since this was based off a conversation I had with someone, everything on the board is written verbatim.

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ToFightANotherDay [2012-05-31 02:22:16 +0000 UTC]

what about AKASHA!!!!! this is seriously adorable!

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Justaanothertean [2012-05-11 07:50:11 +0000 UTC]

this is so true

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Seba99 [2012-05-08 16:25:04 +0000 UTC]

I hate to point that out but in FemVamps you forget about Carmilla from "Carmilla" although she propobly would be a teacher like Dracula.

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Lovelymidianmidna [2012-04-13 05:44:55 +0000 UTC]

Aww, Alucard's such a good student~!

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Mabitsa [2012-03-31 16:38:58 +0000 UTC]

I think that Alucard is the teachers favorite student

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lunaruno [2012-03-26 12:32:47 +0000 UTC]

two draculas in one room not a good idea

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RomadE [2012-03-09 13:06:04 +0000 UTC]

You could add Inner Moka to the fem. vamps list

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lil-miss-wannabe [2012-02-21 02:39:04 +0000 UTC]

I'LL GIVE YOU A GOLD STAR, DARREN!!! lol love it

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loki-5000 [2012-02-20 00:04:09 +0000 UTC]

were is Kain from Legacy of Kain

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YennyJaylor [2012-02-04 05:14:53 +0000 UTC]

"twilight belongs the living crap officially known as stephanie meyer(may she die a horrible, painful death for the sins she hath committed unto the world and to the vampires)"
And with that, you have become my hero! And the fact that Alucard has the most gold stars that they are exploding off the board is too awesome! I love that crazy vampire! This made me smile! Great job!

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lunaruno In reply to YennyJaylor [2012-03-26 12:34:06 +0000 UTC]

how can you lot say something to someone who just had idea of her own

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black-eyes-20 [2011-12-24 12:01:04 +0000 UTC]

Lestat and Louis are so sweety *O*

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LightOfTheStray [2011-12-16 06:02:39 +0000 UTC]

Darren is so adorable! D'aaw! I freaking love this!!

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experimentalDeity [2011-12-11 12:37:31 +0000 UTC]

Awesome work!! Love how bella is just drooling like an idiot and Nosferatu is stabbing Sparklies

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sazi-noctu [2011-11-22 02:46:16 +0000 UTC]

love this pic alucard rules!!!!!!!

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Tzadikim [2011-11-18 03:05:52 +0000 UTC]

I like this, but I would like to clarify something:

The Vampire Diaries came before Twilight, like around the late 1990's. The vampires in those books have many, many weaknesses. Including the whole can't cross running water

And Vampire Academy has the girl going out to kill the guy she fell in love with. Which is immensely better than moping around.

Those two aside, I thought this was hilarious.

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