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LAST EDIT: Due to the fact that I'll need a lot of time to research more vamps, and the pic is pretty long as it is. I will not be adding any more vamps. So please, do not suggest, because they will be ignored. I get a flood of suggestions from alot of people and I can't very well satisfy them all.lol chibis
i had this idea that twilight is like the handbook on how not to portray vamps
then i got another idea of it being a class taught by bela lugosi as dracula with nosferatu as the principal (headmaster whatever)
then alucard came into the mix, then darren, louis (and of course lestat), spike, angel
then i decided to bring up the dunces of the class
in order from left to right: alucard, darren, louis+lestat, spike, angel, dracula, nosferatu, edward, bella, jacob
ok now explanation time:
alucard many gold stars: cause his power level is over 9000!!!
louis: i picture him as a good student. Poor louis, lestat won't let him focus
spike: i figure hes the overeager student
angel: goody goody sitting at the front of the class
falling in love with morons: angel and spike are exempt cause they both fell for girls like that (i.e. cordelia and harmony). However, unlike bella; cordy and harmony eventually BECAME likeable, smart, and pretty kick ass
nosferatu: yes, he is stabbing the sparkles coming off ed's body.
..... lol look at his shadow
sparkles: yes they are bleeding. why? because....
I CAN.
edwards hair: i dont know about you people but this thing bugged me. seriously, is that thing pointing north or dowsing for water.
bella: bella. that is all.
jacob: if you're actually jealous of the fact that you dont get together with her, you deserve a dunce cap.
anyway fun over, enjoy. feel free to flame if you like(but then again thats what the hide button is for)
various people belong to their respective companies
twilight belongs the living crap officially known as stephanie meyer(may she die a horrible, painful death for the sins she hath committed unto the world and to the vampires)
EDIT: I just realized i have ZERO female vamps here, so im gonna start a little list of KICKASS female vamps(also adding a few new male vamps), and from there ill pick out the best(cause the pics big enough as it is)
fem. vamps:
darla (buffy, angel)
drusilla (buffy, angel)
arra sails (cirque du freak)
claudia (interview with the vampire)
eli (let the right one in)
jessica (true blood)
bill (true blood)
eric (true blood)
vampire queen(seriously whats her name) (true blood)
hannah (true blood)
feel free to suggest any othe fem vamps, but first, heres a little note:
alice, rosalie cullen, victoria, jane, and any other twilight fem vamps (NO, NOT NOW, NOT EVER, DO NOT SUGGEST)
also no vampire diaries, vampire kisses, or vampire academy; because they're all essentially the rich man's twilight but the poor man's true blood
as for vamps from vampire knight, im debating with myself over them. i mean they do have some bit of character development, but the author tends to keep them frozen in their given stereotype(i.e. kaname
OMG OTHER EDIT: i have decided that vampire hunter d WILL NOT BE ON THIS LIST. reasons why(and forgive but this list is of vampires who kick ass in the sense of character development):
after reading the books and movies i have to say, i dont like him at all
1. he broods all the time(for no reason other than im an outcast). i mean i can understand if he did it for a while, but the guy is 1000 something years old and still whining. Not even angel broods that much.
2. he is a deux ex machina. every fight hes ever in is a cut and paste of other fights. i.e. fight, make it seem like he loses, then rise from the dead and win. and im not exagerrating, this happens like 3 times in the first book, 2 times in the second book, and 2-4 times in the third.
3. he denies himself happiness because ....and thats pretty much it, the only other reason i can think of is because he believes he doesnt deserve it, which is utter bull. sorry to bring up angel again but seriously, angel has a MUCH BETTER reason to brood and even he allows himself an ounce of happiness, otherwise he'd be suicidal.
sorry to all VHD fan's out there, but he doesnt cut it, thats my opinion and im sticking to it
LAST EDIT: Due to the fact that I'll need a lot of time to research more vamps, and the pic is pretty long as it is. I will not be adding any more vamps. So please, do not suggest, because they will be ignored. I get a flood of suggestions from alot of people and I can't very well satisfy them all.
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Comments: 412
Bible15863 [2010-12-15 03:14:27 +0000 UTC]
I was in a bad mood, clicked on this, and saw Spike.
Thank you. XD
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Kibishii In reply to ??? [2010-12-07 20:21:47 +0000 UTC]
o my, i really hoped d would get better, i've only read the first manga, you saved me a lot of boring time
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alexielhellsing [2010-11-26 02:35:12 +0000 UTC]
This kicks ass I love you (hugs) my boyfriend loves you too.
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whatthafrock In reply to ??? [2010-11-25 15:47:42 +0000 UTC]
What, Darren has only 4 stars. HE DESERVES MORE
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MsRedmobile [2010-11-24 14:38:30 +0000 UTC]
I like all the little details: Alucard's gun, Louis and Lestat sharing a desk, Nosferatu's shadow. Its all Love.
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MetalHeadFan2500 [2010-11-17 17:40:05 +0000 UTC]
(Sarcasm) Where's the black man, is this an all white cracker school?
(End Sarcasm) Where's Blade the friggen Day Walker?
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Silverwingfox In reply to MetalHeadFan2500 [2010-11-17 18:18:43 +0000 UTC]
I never read Blade, I only add characters I've read/seen. And only if I think they're qualified
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MetalHeadFan2500 In reply to Silverwingfox [2010-11-17 18:22:07 +0000 UTC]
Well do be all Spike Lee on you
Why there has to be the pale White Man who gets to become Vampires, how come we don't see any brothers flapping their wings in the night. Where are the Hispanic vampires too.
I demand equality in the Vampire community
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Silverwingfox In reply to MetalHeadFan2500 [2010-11-17 21:00:29 +0000 UTC]
i think its mainly cause no one knows how to do a pale vamp if theyre not white
that and when I see a guy named Rodriguez with fangs speaking in that fakey spanglish, I die a little inside
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Negi-The-Vampire In reply to ??? [2010-11-15 17:41:01 +0000 UTC]
I think Alucard's kind of cheating...he's both a student and the Teacher.
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Adcaro In reply to ??? [2010-11-07 19:09:58 +0000 UTC]
tis True for vampires, Dracula and Nosferatu are the true vampires among all, All though Nosferatu was meant to implicate the stereotype of the Jew when he was created
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fialisen [2010-11-03 14:23:09 +0000 UTC]
Read the Anita Blake serie by Laurel K Hamilton lots of weird and scary vampires
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Mahlyenki--Dyavol In reply to ??? [2010-10-29 00:36:40 +0000 UTC]
Read The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod. He's a kickass vampire (my name thing is his nickname)
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XxMidyBluexX In reply to ??? [2010-10-24 21:03:42 +0000 UTC]
lol Alucards back there like 'yeah what now bizniches.' God he's amazing x3x
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CastleOblivin [2010-10-04 02:10:15 +0000 UTC]
This is so funny! I laugh the most at what the board said.
Very nice!
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adrianjasper In reply to ??? [2010-09-23 09:36:21 +0000 UTC]
This is... probably the best thing I've ever seen in my life.
Aahh, Louis and Lestat. Hehehehehe. Pervert.
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Bronwen-Amaia [2010-09-11 03:47:33 +0000 UTC]
not gonna suggest anybody... i read the comments
i have to give you credit for making a version of Edward that acually looks adorable enough to hug...
the real vampires are still more awesome... and i love the bleeding sparkles
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Silverwingfox In reply to Bronwen-Amaia [2010-09-12 00:56:08 +0000 UTC]
Thank you. I really appreciate the deviants that take the time to read the comments. I get so many suggestions that it drives me crazy. So thank you, for both your courtesy and compliment.
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LevanaLucine In reply to ??? [2010-09-09 13:24:51 +0000 UTC]
How about Aleera, Marishka and Verona from Van Helsing ?
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Silverwingfox In reply to LevanaLucine [2010-09-09 19:29:06 +0000 UTC]
Please read full artist comments
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Scarlette101 [2010-08-30 13:23:27 +0000 UTC]
DUDE!!!!! your forgeting one of the most Pwnage female vampire of all time!!!!!
Seras Victoria!!
she is one of the most, if not THE most awesome vampires i know! how could you forget her?
and i mean her OVA version, her other version is sooky... >.>
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Silverwingfox In reply to Scarlette101 [2010-08-30 16:53:51 +0000 UTC]
Please read the full artist comments
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Lock-of-Hyrule [2010-07-29 08:16:09 +0000 UTC]
XD XD XD Woo! Alucard, yeah! XD
I have to say, Jacob trying to lick his nose is hilarious XD I say set the dunce corner on fire, that would make happies.
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sa-tanya In reply to ??? [2010-07-24 03:10:23 +0000 UTC]
I love your Chibi Spike! Awesome work!
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soda-with-cyanide In reply to ??? [2010-07-20 19:48:17 +0000 UTC]
Haha, Vampire School! Cool pic! (kick their ass Nosferatu!
)
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iSky-Pirate In reply to ??? [2010-07-18 11:17:06 +0000 UTC]
This is brilliant! I laughed so hard at the star-chart.
Alucard's seemingly impossible to kill, so he'd definitely have the most stars! ;D
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Spaceout626 [2010-07-16 20:42:17 +0000 UTC]
EPIC WIN!!! Yaaaaaaay Darren!!!
I want to go to that school and lmao at Bella.
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Hedonistbyheart [2010-06-25 20:31:45 +0000 UTC]
aww poor excluded boringly-invincible-but-pretty D xD I love this to bits though, it makes me giggle happily
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hyperdark06 In reply to ??? [2010-06-22 21:38:44 +0000 UTC]
lol nice work let me tell u i only read twilight's all book and yet i still dislike it cuz for one their comradery sucks for two they bring up big ass climax scenes with no draw backs and three sparkle vamps not a smart idea
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hyperdark06 In reply to Silverwingfox [2010-06-23 00:25:55 +0000 UTC]
thx for agreeing with me
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Nevah-Ann In reply to ??? [2010-06-22 17:46:31 +0000 UTC]
LOL GO SPIKE! He is... almost as cool as Damon.
I have to agree with Ravyn on this one though, Damon is the COOLEST vampire ever... Even in the show he's not bad (not NEARLY as bad as the other cast) he is probably the closest one to being right on that show. Comment on Edward..... YEAH KILL THE SPARKLERS!!! I do like Jacob though... *sigh* It's cause he's so hot... why he didn't just kill Edward is WAY past me.... and why he kept going after Bella... *SIGH* even more.... LOL This rocks though!
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RavynCrescent [2010-06-22 17:32:36 +0000 UTC]
Hey! The BOOK Vampire Diaries was awesome! Stephan... not so much, but Damon was a REAL vampire in the book and he... sorta... is in the show. Don't judge Vampire Diaries based on a TV show that the Author actually hates!
Damon is awesome. He fights, he drinks HUMAN blood (because animal blood is for sissies), he spends his time constantly annoying the hell out of his brother and is considered a major threat in the town not just to those who are in the main character list, but to everyone! He only toys with the female lead at all to bother is little brother, he turns into a crow for the exclusive reason of being creepy, and he beats up a werewolf just... because! He also kills the gym teacher, I think... And not because of highschool teen-boy angst, but because he like to kill people.
On the show... I waited 10+ freikin years for poor L.J.Smith to return and finish the Night World series, and to come back with anything so we know she's alive, and I heard she got a TV show based on the first real vampire trilogy turned quartet that... now is 6 books long... anyway, it was the first vampire series I read as a young adult that wasn't teen-angsty where the vampires spend all their time being depressed and trying to hard to be cool... and I was so excited. It's what started my love of L.J.Smith (even if I was only reading for Damon...), and then I saw the previews... and... NO... Not blonde? She doesn't have a brother, HE DOES NOT HAVE LIVING FAMILY... So I watched 1 episode and never made it through. Because, as you mentioned, it is the rich-man's twilight. Sure, they tried a bit harder... but why all the teen angst!? Why is it mandatory to be sad if you're a teenager? Why does every single teenager look like a model!? Where is Meredith!? And the plot... went to hell. It's like they fed the books through a shredder, pulled out a few pieces and went "we're so clever! We'll throw in a few lines from the actual book and the thousands of nostalgia fans coming for L.J's stuff will just die of happiness!"
"But sir, besides Damon being somewhat the same, haven't you changed... you know... the whole plot?"
"No, I've included a few scenes that were in the book! ... with some editing. That's plot"
"You made more vampires in a world where there were just 2 in this town... and you removed all the supernatural elements of the town itself, except for the fact that there are more supernaturals."
"People like supernaturals! There should be more of them!"
"Won't that just seem like a lame attempt to provide RPG opportunities for the fans?"
"So? Everyone loves RPG'S! More characters, a more active vampire community, more vampires means more vampires in the RPGs! Everyone wants to be a vampire in those, you know."
"But... you brought back the woman who, in the novels, no one even knows is alive till the last book. And you made her not even care about the Salvatore brothers... when in the book her entire world revolves around them, she wants to have this strange 3 way relationship with them and wants to kill them and everyone else if they refuse, remember?"
"So?"
"So doesn't that... kill the entire idea?"
"Nonsense, the character's names are the same! And I took some bits from the book!"
"... Explain to me why we don't just make this an Original Series and let the old Vampire Diaries fans keep their dignity?"
"Shut up!"
And we go "No YOU shut up!! STOP KILLING THE STORY" but alas... he continues...
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Silverwingfox In reply to RavynCrescent [2010-06-23 00:20:27 +0000 UTC]
i agree that damon is pretty interesting, but even still hes still just not fully there
i mean Angel, Darren and Spike have been fully realized and have histories going back for a while
At most I consider Damon a guilty pleasure, sorry to disagree but thats my opinion
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RavynCrescent In reply to Silverwingfox [2010-06-23 05:07:59 +0000 UTC]
Yeah... I think my opinion is based exclusively on the books, and in the books he had a past, and a history, a whole life that goes beyond what so many even have.. especially with the release of the 5th and 6th book, where we get more depth to him. On the show, he just... doesn't. Well, he "does" but it's never fully realized, he's just there... So it's hard, people cannot see his true nature as it has been ruined by the WB, as is their new nature.
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Silverwingfox In reply to RavynCrescent [2010-06-23 14:50:48 +0000 UTC]
I'd have to read the books to get a solid opinion, but I've honestly tried and it's only kept my interest for so long before I wanted to put it down.
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