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Published: 2013-04-01 10:48:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 5848; Favourites: 31; Downloads: 43
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Description Sorry guys, got a small announcement to make.

I've decided to scrap the character of Tarynn. It just wasn't working out; I tried too hard to make her a multi-faceted character, but in the end she just came out confused and awkward. I tried to create some depth in her personality but there's none to be found in her waspish, vitriolic character. She's just not fun to write.

Which brings me onto some good news! Instead, due to popular demand, I've decided to focus on the bushy-haired fairy, where I don't need to worry about depth, as she had none from the offset! Hope you like to cringe as you're about to have endless puns coming your way!

Felarya belongs to
The bushy-haired fairy belongs to me

//EDIT 02/04/13 - For those who didn't already guess... It was an April Fool's XP Tarynn will remain my focus as I'm too creatively bankrupt to come up with someone else!
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Comments: 59

SimonLorimer In reply to ??? [2014-11-04 16:38:12 +0000 UTC]

That is honestly equal parts disturbing and hilarious... And childhood-ruining D: Thank you for the comment, so sorry for the late reply!

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Blackfire2Q In reply to SimonLorimer [2014-11-04 16:57:33 +0000 UTC]

It's ok...I don't mind.



Also THX!

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ChristianBethel [2014-04-22 22:15:10 +0000 UTC]

Oh, thank God... Don't scare me like that!

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SimonLorimer In reply to ChristianBethel [2014-04-24 21:08:49 +0000 UTC]

Don't worry, I'll keep flogging that near-dead horse for a while yet!

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ChristianBethel In reply to SimonLorimer [2014-04-25 23:33:31 +0000 UTC]

I like the sound of that. And her Tumblr page?

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ChristianBethel [2014-04-22 22:14:34 +0000 UTC]

NOOOO!!! NOT TARYNN!!!

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Dante8411 [2013-12-13 01:42:45 +0000 UTC]

Her post-punchline game needs work, but she's definitely a pioneer. I like that.

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MaxAlokin [2013-09-13 08:42:14 +0000 UTC]

Aww... I'll be sad to see Tarynn leave...

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SimonLorimer In reply to MaxAlokin [2013-09-14 13:35:50 +0000 UTC]

Don't worry, she hasn't suffered nearly enough yet for me to stop drawing her Thanks for commenting!

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MaxAlokin In reply to SimonLorimer [2013-09-14 16:15:58 +0000 UTC]

Yay! Tarynn stays!

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MaxAlokin [2013-09-02 09:10:06 +0000 UTC]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzDuM6…

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maelstrom14 [2013-04-20 03:50:14 +0000 UTC]

.........................I don't get it, could someone simplify it for someone who is clinically insane like me please?

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SimonLorimer In reply to maelstrom14 [2013-05-04 23:39:24 +0000 UTC]

Haha, there's not much of a joke... XP Basically, just say the word 'boom bees' very quickly to yourself out loud and see what springs to mind

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maelstrom14 In reply to SimonLorimer [2013-05-05 19:11:47 +0000 UTC]

Lol! XD

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thatonedude236 In reply to maelstrom14 [2013-04-28 04:11:43 +0000 UTC]

Say "Boom Bees" as one word. If you still don't get it, remove the M and say it.

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maelstrom14 In reply to thatonedude236 [2013-05-05 19:12:08 +0000 UTC]

Now I get it! Thanks lol!

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david-dent-jedai [2013-04-11 04:46:31 +0000 UTC]

I love it!! Wow that April Fools joke almost had me going. o.o; Ofcourse it doesn't help Kaiten and Scala got removed from Felarya so now I'm half afraid that it'll happen again to main characters I love! ToT Though to be fair Scala and Kai are happier in U'rth I hear. I think the bushy haired fairy needs a name though XD And a continuation of this strip. It's funny!

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SimonLorimer In reply to david-dent-jedai [2013-04-13 02:08:01 +0000 UTC]

Well, as long as they're happier Don't worry, Tarynn'll be remaining a Felaryan native for the foreseeable future!

What do you mean? She has a name! She's the bushy-haired fairy

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david-dent-jedai In reply to SimonLorimer [2013-04-14 19:42:42 +0000 UTC]

They seem to be! Kai is liek the Bilbo Baggins of that universe I hear XD I need to ask Blaz what Scala does but the last time we talked the conversation settled into Nymphs

Bushy? I suppose a fairy could get away with such a name XD They are rather eccentric. Sides I was thinking of naming my Snowboarding Frost Sprite "Plume" and I have a Storm Sprite named Electra so...<.< Maybe I can't judge.

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CrisisOperations [2013-04-03 04:45:45 +0000 UTC]

DAMN YOU APRIL FOOL'S (i realy believed it until the edit )

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SimonLorimer In reply to CrisisOperations [2013-04-08 19:29:23 +0000 UTC]

Haha, I feel so fiendish!

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Nyahahameha [2013-04-02 18:38:42 +0000 UTC]

Wait wait wait, what'll happen to her in the High School RP then?! DX I thought it was going so well!

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SimonLorimer In reply to Nyahahameha [2013-04-02 21:39:13 +0000 UTC]

I've only just updated the description I'm afraid - it was an April Fool's day joke! Tarynn is very much so still in the running in that RP

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Nyahahameha In reply to SimonLorimer [2013-04-03 19:48:09 +0000 UTC]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! [link]
It seems that you got me! XD

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vaderaz [2013-04-02 15:36:37 +0000 UTC]

I only got the pun once I tried to read this out loud ... and I saw the strip yesterday ... well damnit somebody hit her! xD

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SimonLorimer In reply to vaderaz [2013-04-02 21:38:11 +0000 UTC]

Mmm yeah the joke didn't translate as well from my mind to computer screen as I hoped XP You can't stop her, she's an unfunny force of nature!

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PrinnyDood-Abides [2013-04-02 11:15:04 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha! Perfect pun! Flawless delivery! Bushy-Haired Fairy is on a killer spree!

But yes good one indeed. She looks so happy and enthusiastic.

. . .

Would I be alone in saying I actually wouldn't mind an occasional 'Bushy-Haired Fairy Comedy Corner' type thing?

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SimonLorimer In reply to PrinnyDood-Abides [2013-04-02 21:37:05 +0000 UTC]

Ha! Almost like she's on DDR or something Thank you for the comment; future comedy corners are limited by my ineptitude in coming up with jokes! XP

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Karbo [2013-04-02 10:40:44 +0000 UTC]

hahha nice one XD
She looks so cheerful she even hardly need an audience

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SimonLorimer In reply to Karbo [2013-04-02 21:25:33 +0000 UTC]

She won't have one much longer if she keeps this level of quality up XP Thank you for the comment!

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Its-Wibo [2013-04-02 05:52:56 +0000 UTC]

Dawh, a bad ending but a funny joke xD

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SimonLorimer In reply to Its-Wibo [2013-04-02 21:25:10 +0000 UTC]

Pleased you think so! Thanks!

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JiroKatsu [2013-04-01 22:07:43 +0000 UTC]

No joke indeed. Tis a true story infect. On of but many epic tales!!

Holyshit, she's blond... >x>

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SimonLorimer In reply to JiroKatsu [2013-04-02 21:24:56 +0000 UTC]

Cruelly true, he had a wife and kids! D-: Yup she is, platinum even. Her colour scheme is based off a co-worker of mine who uses a lot of fake tan XP

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SithLordNergal [2013-04-01 18:05:23 +0000 UTC]

XD Well, I never did like Tarynn much anyway. She was far to developed, had too much of a personality, was waaaay too original, and was far too cute. Felarya needs more cookie-cutter, OP, unoriginal characters in it!!!

In all honesty though, great April Fools joke. Also, this was funny, I do hope we get to see more from the bush-haired Fairy. x3

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SimonLorimer In reply to SithLordNergal [2013-04-02 21:23:50 +0000 UTC]

Yeah! Speaking of which, have you heard about my new character Gsr'zorrk'zr? He's a 7' mercenary who's really kind but has a great sense of justice and has a mecha suit which he powers with his own farts which smell amazing by the way...

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SithLordNergal In reply to SimonLorimer [2013-04-03 18:13:17 +0000 UTC]

Really now? He sounds like a well thought out and highly developed character.

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Asuroth [2013-04-01 18:03:10 +0000 UTC]

Her jokes...she really love them doesn't she haha? Her jokes are just way beyond my depth though .

And damnit, you actually had me going there on that first announcement for a bit too! Evil, good man.

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SimonLorimer In reply to Asuroth [2013-04-02 20:14:23 +0000 UTC]

Yeah they're not for the faint of heart, or those with an actual working sense of humour! Ehehe, thank you kindly

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DarkHourglass [2013-04-01 17:05:40 +0000 UTC]

......................................................... wha!? NOOOOOOOOOO! X<.....I respect your decision. Couldn't you still have just not the main focus?

This one is cool too though...I just need time to mourn!

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SimonLorimer In reply to DarkHourglass [2013-04-02 20:13:28 +0000 UTC]

Oof, hope you got my private message on the forum XP

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DarkHourglass In reply to SimonLorimer [2013-04-03 03:39:38 +0000 UTC]

Yes I did! XD you are the king of april fools sir!

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ME-B [2013-04-01 15:09:38 +0000 UTC]

I...I don't know what to think at this moment @.@ Is the cake a lie or should I get a fork??

REGARDLESS your art and characters always make me smile. Thank you

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SimonLorimer In reply to ME-B [2013-04-02 20:13:05 +0000 UTC]

The cake's a pie, bring a spork! Thank you so much for your comment!

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ME-B In reply to SimonLorimer [2013-04-04 22:58:27 +0000 UTC]

NO NONE OF THAT. Thank you for the artwork and smiles >:[

*prepares spork*

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Ravana3k [2013-04-01 13:11:10 +0000 UTC]

Bad taste jokes, I like them xD

Great work

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SimonLorimer In reply to Ravana3k [2013-04-02 20:12:24 +0000 UTC]

Thanks mate!

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Ravana3k In reply to SimonLorimer [2013-04-02 21:18:19 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome

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AmericanHero45 [2013-04-01 12:49:40 +0000 UTC]

I realize it's April Fools,

but I still don't get the joke

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SimonLorimer In reply to AmericanHero45 [2013-04-02 20:12:14 +0000 UTC]

It may help to read 'boom bees' out loud... Quickly XP It's a very crass double entendre, typical of this fairy!

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