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How did this happen? Well, Vilk can tell "my twin so dumb" jokes for at least 6 days straight. And Lydia really likes her grilled cheese.Vilkas looks like this in my game, with beard and rusty elven armor. But some of you already know this
though I can't draw him very well, he's bound to appear again because I travel with both him and the clown (all aboard the failboat!).next: [link]
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Nice 
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Huh. You know, I never thought of that. Makes sense because I use potions more than spells 
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How come it's not in the game, I wonder
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It seems a little messed that it isn't... Maybe there's a mod for it?
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I think I've seen one with junk food, perfect for Lydia
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Sounds about right.
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Ysramor's hair jewels I gotta start using that
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I was on Solstheim when this happened to me wharing nordic armor with a enhanced dwarven crossbow dame im a heavy sleeperΒ
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Solstheim? Wow, nowhere's safe
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I was the guildmaster of the Thieves Guild, and I was sleeping in my bed in the main chamber when it happened. That's impressive, sneaking into the lair of masters of stealth (so they notice certain things), and STEAL THIER LEADER (kinda ironic), and I was in full Daedric Armor (which is the heaviest in the game with no downloads). Astrid could be a pretty good thief if she wanted to, become like me, working for both the Dark Brotherhood and Thieves Guild.
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First character was wearing full daedric armor, surrounded by Aela, Serana, Derkeethus, Lydia, and Faendal.
Second was in a dungeon somewhere.Β
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Why does your dragonborn have mouth like Javik? XD
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I was in Markarth when I was kidnapped. It makes me wonder how Astrid managed to carry my Nord (who was dressed head-to-toe in his Heavy Dawnguard armor) down all of those stairs, without the guards seeing her, out of the city, then all the way to Hjaalmarch. Avoiding the Forsworn, Hagravens, local wildlife, and bandits while doing such.
That is not a short trip, either.Β
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I was in Breezeholm in full Dwarven. How she managed to get me out of there while Lydia is sitting in a chair across from my bed... in the span of an hour too...
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Maybe Lydia fell asleep?
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Still... I was asleep for one single hour! How the HELL did she carry me from Whiterun to near Falkreath in the span of an hour! Dwarven armor is frikkin' heavy!
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She is a Nord. Who is to say that she does not work her arms?
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Yeah, but carrying a dude in full dwarven with a ton of gear in his pocket, all the way to Falkreath, in the span of one single hour?
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Actually, Astrid does not take you to Falkreath, she takes you a short distance outside of Solitude.Β
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Still... that's halfway across Skyrim!If it takes arond 24 hours between Riften and Markarth, it should take several hours minimum between Whiterun and Solitude!
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Imagine the racket the armor made and also the weapon, hitting everything...
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"For Sithis' Sake, how the fuck does this guy move?"
Something like that?
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Also that. I can imagine a metal dwarven crossbow would be quite loud if it clangs off of armor. I love my crossbow in Skyrim. It has saved my life more times than I can count. At range, I use my crossbow, if enemies get in close, I use my duel Ebony daggers. For tougher enemies I bring out my two Ebony war axes.Β
I do not know why, but I always had a dislike for swords in games. I will still use it for certain characters though.
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I can use regular bows, I just have always liked crossbows. I also unintentionally lied about my choice of weaponry. 
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I love the crossbow too, it sure saved me in some quests because I'm absolutely terrible with bows
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I can use regular bows, I just have always liked crossbows. I also unintentionally lied about my choice of weaponry.Β
When I duel-wield melee weapons, I really only do it with daggers. I have done it with axes (I still do on occasion), but I usually use a shield and axe when I face tougher enemies. I just like shields in general, I always imagine that if I were in an actual firefight, I would be the one behind a riot shield or using a shotgun if I had no way of sniping.
P.S, Ignore the comment above, I mistakenly replied to my own comment.
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Dual wield is hard in this game though, it usually ends up with me running away cause the modded block button never works at the right moment
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I play on consoles, thus I have no mods. If I were able to play Skyrim on the PC, I would have no more than two or three mods. One of them would be an armor mod. Just so I can make some of the female armor look better, and no... I do not mean by having IMPRACTICAL armor. I hate those sorts of armor mods.
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Oh yes, there's one that removes the stupid metal boobs from armors, Talos bless those people.
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This is the type of mod I would have to change some female armor.Β static-1.nexusmods.com/15/imagβ¦
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Exactly 
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The Elven armor never appeared that overdone to me. I will however agree with you that the Wolf Armor and Steel Plate Armor were needlessly taken out of proportion with "feminine" details.
I also thought that they should have also made the Ebony Armor, Stormcloak Officer Armor, and Vampire Armor less "feminine". Β
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True, the vampire boob window is what inspired my version of Serana
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astrid must've had it easy when she kidnapped me, i was sleeping in my self-made house in hjaalmarch when it happened.
On the other hand, an Alt was sleeping somewhere in the middle of nowhere in a cave connecting to a dwemer ruin. how she got my alt out there is a wonder.
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Lucien must be proud of her, even he wasn't so dedicated to his job back in the day
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when this happened to me I had Farkas as a follower, and went to sleep at my house in Whiterun, now sadly Lydia was dead on the playthrough (I had to restart due to a corrupted data) but I will always remember exiting that abandon shack and there he hi running towards me and I was like. "You came looking for me, but you couldn't stop Astrid from kidnapping your wife?"Β
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I knew I chose the wrong twin! Mine didn't even bother
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I dunno if that's true, maybe any follower would just show up just cuz they have to follow you.
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How Astrid snuck me out of the same bed my wife was sleeping in is a question I still ask myself. :/
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You must have been snoring and your wife was like: "finally!"
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Yep. Nothing like an assassin to steal a husband so the wife can sleep. Woman's gotta be strong to haul me around in my armor without waking me
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Oh yeah, I forgot the clanking of armor and weapons and random items falling out of your pockets
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Maybe Njada's a heavy sleeper. I married Njada Stonearm
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I was at Jorrvaskrr living quarters when they kidnapped me. Like sneak into the Companion's base, kidnap their sleeping Leader, who's also armed to the teeth, without waking him up and get him through whole Whiterun without been caught.Β
Damn, Astrid must have a high sneaking level.
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I also admire her strength, she must be on steroids.
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Is there anything this woman can't do?
(Exept of being a good Dark Brotherhood leader, follow the tenets of D.B., serve the Night Mother, etc.)
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But hey, she's smokin' hot! (omg terrible joke)
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