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Published: 2012-10-30 20:31:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 94786; Favourites: 1128; Downloads: 114
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How did this happen? Well, Vilk can tell "my twin so dumb" jokes for at least 6 days straight. And Lydia really likes her grilled cheese.Vilkas looks like this in my game, with beard and rusty elven armor. But some of you already know this
though I can't draw him very well, he's bound to appear again because I travel with both him and the clown (all aboard the failboat!).next: [link]
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Yeah, you're right!
With that look her husband must really be a beast in bed! (Another terrible joke)
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everyone loves a terrible joke once in a while!
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She tries so hard and we're being mean
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I need to find an outline of ysgramor with a black back round and a white inner color that fills out ysgramor, and with big white letters, it say "BY YSGRAMOR'S HAIRY JEWELS"
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And wear it as a t-shirt
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And sell it at conventions!
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Oh god,I thinkΒ theΒ same when Astrid kidnaps me XD
I'm like,WTF LYDIA?
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OMG! THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME! 
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It happens a lot 
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Even your dragonborn can get angry XD
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*Nag* 
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Ahaha, this is fantastic. xD I use "Molag's balls," but "Ysgramor's hairy jewels" is also pretty great.
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I shall proceed to use ''By Ysgramor's hairy jewels'' as my standard exclamation from now on if you don't mind XD
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Yes! YESSSS! After months of searching, I finally re-found this comic! Thank you so much for being in the related list!
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Hahah, thanks for coming back
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This happened to me, and I had the badass brigade on my side. USING MODS
I had Ezio Auditore, Altair ibn-La A'ahad, Connor Kenway...
My Argonian Wife... need I say more? Three Master Assassins and they don't know I'm kidnapped when they are standing right over me... In Solitude... in the inn... with a Master Locked door...
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My followers still refuse to tell me what I was doing after I got drunk even though they went with me all the way to Markarth. I begin to question their friendship.
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Well if you had any Nord Followers you know they got Drunk with you :l
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Vilkas was there and he looked more embarrassed than hungover. Wouldn't look me in the eye... Although that might be just a bug.
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LOL, yeah. Common for Followers to sit there and derp without a Mod of some sort. btw UFO is weak compared to AFT.
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True, I should switch. This one is buggy and crashy.
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Yeah, and AFT has a bigger Follower limit, more features, you can turn em into vamps and werewolves (Glitched that... turned a mercenary into a Werewolf when I wasn't even a werewolf. Score One for the Furries :/)
You can use a spell to add people to the follower faction. Hilarity May Ensue.
I got a guard to start twerking in Whiterun. I'm not even joking.
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I am SO getting it right now
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It wasn't exactly a Twerk, but it was some kind of Hip Hop dance from the 90's. There was a bit of twerking, but it wasn't true twerking. I also got him to do this weird Snake dance reminiscent to when Sokka from Avatar: The Last Airbender got high on Cactus Juice.
All kinds of freaky poses and dances LOL.
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In my game, i couldnt find my way out of a really hard dungeon, so i just slept on a dead bandit's bedroll and *poof!* I was in FREAKING HJAALMARCH!!
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I did the same darn thing! except it was a drarven ruin...
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I have to wonder how Lydia stays so fit when she's just sitting at Breezehome... getting... fat, eating... And stuff.
Maybe she hosts parties in the Dragonborn's house when s/he's out adventuring?
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Judging by the horrible mess in my house, I bet she invites peeps from all over Skyrim, including the Dawnguard with their trolls
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Those damn assassins and there 100 sneak skill...
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I was at the Bannered Mare in Whiterun when this happened to me. You'd think all the people there at that time of night would notice someone dragging the sleeping Dovahkiin down the stairs and out the front door. Probably hit my head on each stair on the way down, too.
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looks like Astrid chose to respect the ancient rite of concussion
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in my game i chose to sleep in the dragons bridge inn while there were imperial guards there and when i went back after a 3 hours run in game i found all the guards DEAD in the game.
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This even fits the story since the imperials come later, nice!
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ikr but it was kinda rediculous though if they were all the inward eye agents because i kinda thought those guys would have been smart enough to know what a assassin of the dark brotherhood looks like
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After all, they run around chasing people and getting killed in broad daylight. Though this might be why nobody takes them seriously.
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I hope if they make another Elderscrolls in the main story line i hope its like one of those multi disk games so we can go across all of tamriel but have all main quests mostly in ONE region but be alloud to go across all of them in a multi side war where if we wish we can also take sides to effect the ending. Such as having the Dominion,Remaining empire because i belive it might be corroding from the inside out, Stormcloaks who have gotten stronger and owns most of skyrim while trying to converge the remaing holds. And some other Sub groups including dark brotherhood and our favorite groups wanting a slice of the pie in the end.
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Considering that I haven't managed to even pick a side here, feeling bad for the soldiers, I probably wouldn't do much better in a more epic war
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from what ive learned its in hammerfell and theres gunna be a weak imperial presence and a stronger aldemeri presence and more armors will be light and the New system changes leather to medeium armor and more will be leather and cloth do to a desert setting with some tropical areas vs a forest or icey area where plate armor is likely to be more accepted. One thing i want is the old oblivion armor system where everything is in individual peices. and i hope to help hammerfell beat the hell out of the elves and i hope there to be a system for uploading data from skyrim for players who own it to continue with the shouts they got in skyrim completed off the bat but have to start everything else from scratch and only have in their inventory are the items they had equipted from skyrim.
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Oh I miss the cuirass+greaves armors, much more freedom Β I wonder if I ever get to visit Black Marsh, although Hammerfell sounds great too
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