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Published: 2012-10-30 20:31:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 94798; Favourites: 1128; Downloads: 114
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How did this happen? Well, Vilk can tell "my twin so dumb" jokes for at least 6 days straight. And Lydia really likes her grilled cheese.Vilkas looks like this in my game, with beard and rusty elven armor. But some of you already know this
though I can't draw him very well, he's bound to appear again because I travel with both him and the clown (all aboard the failboat!).next: [link]
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i still like my idea of a multi disc game where you can adventure across all of tamriel to each location and do quests there kinda like a post epic final battle for all of tamriel against the most greatest evil ever comming from the lands where the original people came from also introducing the Return of the Dwemer from their homeworld with their newly techonlogily advanced war machines.
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I was in Jorrvskar when I was kidnapped... Good job companions!
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You know, maybe your followers do notice...except they don't do anything because they are thinking...
"Huh. The dark brotherhood kidnapped the Dovahkiin? Well, their funeral."
I saved before this point so I could go back and get the achievements, but the first time around I painted a wall with Astrid.
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True, the first instinct is to throw an axe at her and it doesn't get much better from there.
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Actually my first instinct was to throw a shout at her first, then set up the one-two punch...right hand weapon, left hand attack spell.
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AHH!DATS WAT I DO!!XD
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I was in the Sky Haven Temple when it happened. You'd think Delphine and Esbern would notice the Dragonborn being kidnapped.
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My Esbern was mute for some time so he wouldn't react even if he wanted to ._.
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When this happened to me the first time Calder, Lydia, and Vigilance were all down stairs(we were in Hjerim) WTF GUYS?!?!?
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"By Ysgramor's Hairy Jewels?" That's a new one!
I'm gonna use dat.
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I always wonder how they got me out of my house
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Console Commands.
Sithis is lazy as hell.
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I absolutely LOVE how you draw Vilkas, he looks so handsome *drool*
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Must be the hypno stare
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Your Vilkas swears as creatively as Ogren and Anders from the Dragon Age games. That one is right up there with "Andrastae's knicker-weasels"...
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Nice one too, I love these curses
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Pfft, lol. This is so true. xDD
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Astrid kidnapped me in Solstheim, then dragged me most of the way across skyrim... in less than an hour.
I was taking a nap, and she DRAGGED ME THROUGH THE OCEAN AND ACROSS AN ENTIRE PROVINCE.
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She fast traveled! That cheater
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Hilarious as hell. Makes me wonder now what Lydia was doing when I got carted away.
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Reading The Lusty Argonian Maid maybe
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This happened to me when I was in Solstheim... In the guards barracks. How. Did. That. Happen?! XD
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In the barracks? The guards really need to be paid more!
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lol yeah xD or maybe they just didnt care about an outsider xD
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I think this one is my favorite yet.
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Hahaha, how stupid isn't it... This comic strip, tho, were brilljant! 8D
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Last I checked, ysgramor didn't have hairy diamonds, rubys, sapphires, emeralds, or amethyst jewels. I would of found those by now. Considering I found all the gems on barenziah's crown. Now I am finding them like crazy and I would've found hair jewels by now.
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oh that, it is referring to the family jewels... a more elegant way of saying ballz, ysgramor was the harbinger and first high king and had a companions army, blah blah blah yadda yadda yadda... it's like saying "by st. alessia round butt-cheeks" in TES4 oblivion.
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It was a joke. Clearly I didn't make you laugh and took it that I actually didn't know what you meant.
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I'm bad with jokes :3, well, time to see if i can make people laugh with my comics... and i doubt it a lot, see ya
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It's understandable since it was in writing that you may not of gotten it. But Humor is not complicated. Just requires an ear to the ground and a quick wit.
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Yes this happened to my character Mai, she went to sleep in Jorvaskr (spelling?) after joining the Companions and she got dragged into that shack in the middle of nowhere XD at the time I was thinking "What the? what kind of quest is this? where am I?" then when I got out a dragon attacked the shack XP
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I like the times when a dragon decides to be the punchline of a ridiculous moment
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I know right? XD
Dragon: *breathes fire*
Mai: Awww man.... *runs away from dragon*
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I crack up every time I see Vilkas's eyes and the "Staring at you." phrase. I also love 'Ysgramor's hairy jewels'!
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You see, this is why I never sleep at all! Only the high ups know how I manage not to die from sleep deprivation.
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Sleeping is for milkdrinkers!
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That's what Isran tells me, now if you'll excuse me, I have some little bandits, thalmor, and dragons to scare the hell out of with my new sleep depraved look.
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Gotta love the prothean facepaint 
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That's what happens when you start Skyrim after ME3
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Ah this is BEFORE she lost her mind I see.. I wonder what pushed her over the league...
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