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Published: 2015-08-04 20:31:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 9918; Favourites: 134; Downloads: 23
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DON'T arrest himTales, songs and memes should be spread about the good guy Aris, he does so much to fix the world and strolls away expecting no gratitude.
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(Thalmor robes are so eeevil they don't change on vampirisation)
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Random Edward fans, he's got fans everywhere
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Annabel (my "good-playtrough, totally anti-vampire and anti-evil" nord warrior): I should definitely kill him... but he's doing good things... *brain starts smoking)
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I'm sure if she talks to Aris alone for a few minutes he could get her to appreciate vampires
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That might be the case XD
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Aris: Hello Annabel. Please follow me to this dark corner so we can discuss vampires for a moment.
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(2 minutes later)Β
"Okay I've gotta admit, that's not even half as bad as I imagined!
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Innocent Bystander: Hey! Did your teeth somehow get larger?
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lol Hate the twilight stuff. Got stuck watching the movies >:I
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How did that happen, I didn't even make it halfway through the first one
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I lived in a group home before and it was the girls turn to pick a movie :/
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How did THEY go through this is a mystery as well
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I don't know. It got annoying when the wolf guy came out and I had to hear there shrill screams X( Only reason I stayed cause I was bored and there was popcorn.
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Yeah that actor is a real stud s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/filβ¦
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I preferred him in that movie XD I want to what Sharkboy and Lava girl again XD
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Vampires vs. Twilight.
In other words, this is how The Elder Scrolls saved the vampire genre.
P.S: Sharing this in the EVERYWHERE. With credit. You're amazing.
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Lol thanks! Remember it's not my idea
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Now Edward is in real pain...
I really love these comics!
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What will Bella say? Will she even fart?...
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ArisΒ needs to visit her too.
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Aris visits EVERYONE!
"PRESENTS" FOR ALL!
"CELEBRATE"!
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Aris: Hello. Want to go somewhere with no witnesses and talk?
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Random Person: Sure!
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Aris: Follow me!
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Random Person: Okay, but I have to be home for dinner.
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Aris: Don't worry. By the the time were done talking, "dinner" will be the foremost thing on your mind.
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*10 minutes later, previously mentioned person's immediate and extended family are all vampires*
"Let me introduce you to my childhood sweetheart..."
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Aris: Ahhhhh. Another happy ending. Now I'm a bit hungry so please show me that sweetheart of yours.
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*Brings horker*
Person: Here she is!
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Aris: *shrugs* A meals a meal.
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XD
Horker: Meow?
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............I got nothing.
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Edward discovered what real pain is like just before he died. What a satisfying conclusion.
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YEAH! Bite him! Scratch him! Show him how much U hate him!!
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Ewwww, theyre BITING that fugly sparkly vampire. >~< Dont they know that glitter is bad for your health? D=
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It's okay, turns out it's just Wilton's Cake Sparklesβ’
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Thank you for Aris for stopping that undead disco ball
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It still doesn't change that Xena can't swing her sword for shit. Does she fear using her blade like those grandmas that put plastic tissues over their sofas so that her little grandchildren won't spill juice over it or is she genuinely retarded?Β No, the "it's what they expect her to do" rule only applies to Margot.
And I fucking love that evil smirk I bet his vampirism grew three sizes that day
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I didn't really expect her to be recognized, aren't you too young to remember this piece of shit?
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>Implying I'm not from '94
Shove off, "morning" tv series like Xena and Hercules (there were two different series of Hercules) have been re-airing here in Italy since years ago and up until few months ago. Don't even know if it's still going on during the summer, but I remember seeing an episode of Xena around May while zapping through channels. The show is kinda cool if you're a kid not used to seeing any kind of violence at all, but it stopped being appealing after I noticed the fighting is all about pseudo karate and dropped it completely when I got into games such as Shadow Of Rome, which is a quite educational game in terms of how anatomy works and how it stops working after you've sliced someone in half or something along those lines.
But hey, it's already good enough that no one's asking you who that "female imperial officer" is and what modded armor she's wearing.
And really, I'm more surprised no one recognized the Grinch's smirk on Aris than anything, unless I'm seeing things wrong. Again.
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I used to watch Hercules as a kid, it seemed so epic back then. Saw no reruns in 10 years. Maybe for the best, can't look at Kevin Sorbo now after that pathetic christian propaganda movie
Now that you've put this image in my mind, I'm seeing Xena as one of the Imperials but not realizing she's in the Legion or even in Skyrim, and her colleagues not noticing how irrelevant she is, reacting as if she's saying regular Imperial stuff. It all ends in a CTD.
YASSS that is the Grinch, I've put that at least once on Cicero as well. :3
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