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Published: 2015-08-04 20:31:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 9918; Favourites: 134; Downloads: 23
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DON'T arrest himTales, songs and memes should be spread about the good guy Aris, he does so much to fix the world and strolls away expecting no gratitude.
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(Thalmor robes are so eeevil they don't change on vampirisation)
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Haven't seen that movie but I learned about Sorbo's zealotry through TJ's video where he makes fun of atheists. He really thinks atheists as a whole are some kind of annoying preacher that knocks on your door and greets you with "Hello there, do you wish to hear about no god or saviour whatsoever" or something along those lines? Whatever, none of my business if he wants to rant in public or post tweets about it, I got tired of his "murican karate" tv series a long time ago anyway (Illyrians: 1 - Christian Sorbo: 0).
Well, thanks to that one greek armor modI just checked and there's actually this www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/β¦ ?, so one could easily roleplay as Xena quite easily, pretending that she got transported into some new world or something. Not that there's much difference in terms of setting and clothing between Xena's "ancient greece" and Skyrim, everything from that series barely or not at all resembled classical clothing, wargear and architecture. The romans in that series looked even more greek than the actual greeks (Illyrian: 2 - Xena the lesbian princess: 0).
And CTDs are inevitable, you need to do like those roman generals that, during a triumphant parade, had a slave by their side whispering to them "memento mori". Get a modder to make a script for you and have "memento crashi" appear on the screen every hour while playing Skyrim or something.
Fug, must've missed that one. Smirky Cicero sounds like a pretty spooky sight to witness
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Well, IRL I am that annoying atheist preacher... but THEY started it!
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Should've expected no less from someone who eats rocks and craves for Alduin's draconic double-dick :^)
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lol you fucking mountain troll if there's anything I have in common with Margot it's staying in a safe distance from dicks
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spaceskeleton.deviantart.com/aβ¦
"In case you were wondering what virgins do on weekends"
Shud da fug ub, you're not fooling anyone. Only I can boast a 100% Deflowering Resistance in this shithole.
Step up your game, kid!
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Don't mess with the best, son. I shall stay on my throne long after you forget you ever made that statement
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Lots'a bullshit, all of it. Men can't resist a feminine dick, it's a known fact on /v/ at least, they crave futa cock like there's no tomorrow. And get off my golden toilet, NOW!Β Β
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Feminine dick? Is that what you have? Β Β Β
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Fuck, I hate it when it backfires like that! I was talking about YOUR feminine dick! You were supposed to get buttroasted, not use my weapons against me!
>:^(
Fun fact: up until yesterday my Steam nickname was Girl with a "salty surprise", so you're not completely wrong with that sentence of yours lol
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Dickgirls are all the rage this season so it's not an insult. However if you do chop it off, you can even cause a fatal car accident and you'll still be a hero!
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>Chopping off my fencing weapon
Penis Fencing is the best way to duel after receiving an offense, why would I want to get rid of it? There's literally nothing wrong with two men slapping each other's dicks against one another to prove either side's supremacy. I bet those naked celts did this all the time, too.
Tumblrinas know nothing about life, mate! I'll fite 'em irl myself, 1v1 me! Ready yer groins, lads!
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Some macho shit right there, no girls allowed
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Futa girls are allowed for obvious reasons actually, they're masters of the way of the morning wood after all.
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Those girls are going to get all that stupid glitter on their nice new vampire outfits.
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It's easy to wipe off with their new acquired tendency to throw themselves at people
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BAHAHAHAHA! THIS SHIT IS PRICELESS!
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Anguish...
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Sadness. Teenage angst. Hemorrhoids.
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All the hemorrhoids...
(Wow, I did not realize hemorrhoids was spelled so strangely).
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www.achewood.com/index.php?datβ¦
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oooohohoho~ that is awfully pleasant~
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Sbout Bloody time!
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Hehehehe, serves Edward right. Soon he will become an actual vampire, not that sparkling fairy kind!
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And THEN he will finally be hot
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That remains to be seen yet... If there'll be still something left of him after that.
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unless he's a pulp by that point.
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*lol* 
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You are a genius 
I laughed very hard at the smirk he gives just before he decides to have a snack
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I'm only following orders
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But it's true! Any more and I'll forget how to write my own comics
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I am sure there's still plenty of ideas and derps swirling around inside your mind
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How do you make these wonderful comics in such little time.
They're beautiful~
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You think so?! I feel they take an eternity thanks to all the procrastination Β
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Then check my upload speed. It really does take an eternity.
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I guess commissions go faster, I have a Margot comic stuck in the sketch stage for 2 months now
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All he did was look at them! Also, Edward is not a real vampire 
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You think he might be wearing gummy teeth? The films would be priceless if he talked with them, spitting all over Bella's face
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It would be funny XD
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