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sparkpenguin — FUCK PHOTOSHOP
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Published: 2007-03-23 09:07:23 +0000 UTC; Views: 7816; Favourites: 63; Downloads: 1282
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i had it with you bitches.for all the fed up JASC users out there.
and SAI users.
and Gimp users.
and anyone else widda chip on their shoulder who uses a different program.
as obnoxious and unimaginative as ever, but. srsly. fuck Photodirt.
CONSCIENTIOUS WAY-TOO-SERIOUS COMMENTERS:
-fuck Illustrator for making vector babies not artists.
-fuck Corel too for buying and then tanking PSP.
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the "fuck" could be a brighter shade of yellow... Meby you should photo shop it?
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it's the brightest there is without becoming a 'tint,' as in too much white. that's called a 'high range' color; if you want something brighter, you never use shade in the sentence requesting such a thing. 
but that's photoshop for ya... deifying amateurs since 19.... whenever.
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wow... Over-analize much? it was a joke man, You know, ha-ha?
*waits for grahmer correction*
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i was joking too hence the
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i think my stats might disagree.
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I faved this a while back on an old account..
Seriously i had photoshop CS2,
it was TERRIBLE, the worse program i had ever used.
my first program was paintshop pro 8 and i loved it 
and theres so many other programs out there too.
GIMP is one of my favorites. hell, MS paint is one of my favs too, any corel/jasc product is awesome 
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i like psp's brushes way better for coloring. the fact that it doesn't do those... weird wispy PS lines is why most jasc art stands out in some way. no special feature, everyone's gotta make their own lines. man i used to LOVE airbrushing back in the day.... then i fell for the pen tool.
glad to see someone else with a head on their shoulders though!
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Fuck photoshop.
Gimp kicks ass.
Pencils rule all.
Tablets help.
Online paint chats rock.
Markers own.
Paint owns.
FREAKIN' TEXT ART OWNS!
Photoshop fails...
End transmission.
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there's just one problem. you didn't mention PSP. D:
and dude i hate tablets they're like Jews for Jesus i mean make up your damn mind either adapt or stick to what you believe in [as in trad vs digital]
but i won't sneeze at your opinion, because any h8r of photoshop is a friend of mine
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I didn't mention PSP cause I've never used it lol So I have yet to make my own opinion about it.
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tru tru. but i have. and that's a large part of what inspired this flame attack on the (barely) competing program PS... i naturally ask one's opinion concerning my camp
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Photoshop ish good. But its all your opinion, but you don't have to go FORCING it on other people.
I'm a master at photoshop. There is one thing no other program can go like photoshop: The fade brush...
Maybe next time try it before you go judging it?
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uhduurrrrr maybe next time don't assume i haven't tried it and found a superior program. and most people who download Photoshop or get it for christmas or whatever haven't used PSP. and this is why i get so much static for using it for vector-- because folks are dumbasses and don't know their programs because art schools are like infatuated with Apple and Adobe and that's pretty much the only products they use-- talk about forcing people! fhew.
i been around the block kiddo, Photoshop ain't the best out there. just the most popular. and most of the art looks the same anyhow. i prefer what trad artists do with a good set of markers to the best thing that was ever made in Photoshop. if you don't like my opinion you don't have to; there's certainly no gun to your head here. mellow out.
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haha, I just stumbled on this stamp. Screw photoshop, I'm too poor for it XD Mad traditional bitches!
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yeah, i never thought of it as digital vs traditional. fuck yeah! that too!
i'm a vector artist myself, but i can still put lines down on paper and color them without a goddamn mouse!
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I didn't want to turn it into traditional vs digital, just sayin because I'm all bitter and shit 
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ever notice how...
wait lemme make sure no uppity idiots are listening... ¬_¬
okay all clear...
all photoshop paintjobs look the same and all the art is usually boring anime work?
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Jah XO Well, some of it is actually pretty cool and non-anime related, but I think the vast majority of it on this site is. Ugh
I've decided I wike you :3
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I don't wanna be mean I don't know I just find that stamp xD.. I didn't read all the comment but some of them
And I guess everyone can love what they want xD
Like I like photoshop and jasc alot but I just lost my PaintShop Pro CD which is sad.. anyway xD
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why would you be mean? i don't really understand your comment (except for the CD-losing part)
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woohooo! neither am i! never met anyone else who hated photoshop, oddly enough. even in my circle of friends, everyone else uses it.
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no-- in an ironic twist of fate i drew it on my wacom tablet then colored it in creative suite 3 and then i used photoshop to completely change the colors.
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I have photoshop. I use photoshop. I used to use PSP but then I went on to photoshop. The clunky program that it is. It takes forever to load so if I don't have to load it up I don't. The only thing I ever liked in PSP that I didn't have in PS were the border effects that were in PSP 7. Other than that I didn't mind the change. I've used Gimp, or attempted to, but the interface confused the hell out of me. Artweaver is good to resize pictures when I'm lazy, and I have OC v1.1. I just don't do too much digital art since I suck. But meh....I'll still use PS when I do. Not enough hardrive space for both on this pc.
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what OS build do you use?
because when i had win95 and 98 PSP7 didn't run as well. but now that i have xp in classic mode PSP8 runs fine. clunky isn't the program-- it'd be the dependent on the memory and make of the machine you use. obviously the program wasn't designed to run slowly. and i don't use slow programs. your computer probably sucks/needs more ram or your hard drive is too full.
photoshop is ghey. it doesn't run slow or anything, it's just lame and bloated and i see few worthwhile or refreshing artists who use it. photoshop is convention. it's an institution. it is the coca-cola of the digital art programs and i'll hate it to the grave.
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Oh PSP wasn't the one that ran slow. PS is the one that takes 50 years to load up. "ZOMG I'M LOADING BRUSHES THAT YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNEW EXISTED" and I'm like ".....ok...." PSP isn't on this pc. But either way of course my pc sucks. Laptops suck by default. I just don't have room in my room for a desk.
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dude, that needed to be said! Paint shop pro I like better anyways, everyones all OMG Photoshop!
Theres so many alternatives out there, too. GIMP. Open Canvas, Paint.net, etc...How come everyone's obsessed with PS?
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because it's ALL THEY KNOW.
people don't research the alternatives, they just see 'oh this person rules and is famous, i will get photoshop too." or worse, they think photoshop is a *kind* of program and use that term for whatever they use, or as a verb to indicate them digitally coloring/altering a picture. which adds to screen imprints of photoshop, and phases out imprints of other programs.
it's like some weird, sick monopoly.
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adobe = fuck.
jasc and MSP son, UH SON.
take that apple-friendly crapass jibba jabba down to the starbucks and cry there.
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are photoshop and paint shop pro really that much different?
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yeah... you can typically tell something done in paint shop. and typically, they get recognition for looking different. THAT IS if you're talking about completely digital works; the vector tools are more diverse in PSP and the airbrush renders differently. PS's brushes are better for cel shading but/because they don't blend as well, i hear. every airbrushed (they call it digital painting) anime image on deviantart is made with photoshop. they look pro, but they're ubiquitously unremarkable. if you're just manipulating photos or setting text or using filters, the programs are pretty much the same give or take some cheezy exclusives on either side.
i forgot but you have paint shop... right?
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das tite then. PSP8 has a few different brush settings but it's nothing you van'yt do in half the time using the pen tool and blend modes. i used seven until like, two years ago.
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& I don't do anything fascinating with it, so I don't know if it'd really matter for me.
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But but my best work is on Photoshop... otherwise I stink. Well at any other computer program, hand drawing i kick anyone's ass. BRING IT BITCHES!! *eye twitch*
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get. PAINT SHOP.
photoshop is trendy and overrated! and making people ignorant to other programs. it's the Starbucks of art programs.
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I would say that I spent too much money on Photoshop to do that but OH I got it as a gift from my asshole of a father who's trying to get close to me only because he sees I'm actually starting to make something of myself in my chosen feilds. *grumbling* either way.
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i wouldn't say its easy, i mean it's as easy as talented as you are. all of it's filters and gimmicks are pretty lame, but the interface is really straightforward and it has a VERY complex/versatile vector format. i'm still fidning little shortcuts and click-combos that make me go "WOW i can do that!? i used to *insert long beating-around-the-bush method*"
but it's not all hidden away in a thousand menus. like i said, i found it a lot less pretentious and less of a buoy for people who... want their program to take their suck away. if you're good with photoshop you'll be good in paintshop. i never read any manuals or help files or anything on it.
.. eff ur dad.
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Cool! So i won't need help? Cause when i first started using photo i completely... didn' tknow what to do until i asked my friend eli to help me. Lol. The only reason why I rock today is because he showed me how to actually use the damn thing. Otherwise, i would have had a five hundred dollar peice of software that does nothing. OO
Yea, dad's an asshole. He's lucky I have to love him.
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