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Published: 2004-12-02 05:59:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 556; Favourites: 15; Downloads: 55
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does it make you horny...does it
...does it
JESUS CHRIST i'm supposed to be in therapy for god's sake
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God it's hard to remember that everytime one is masturbating a kitten is being killed. xDDDD
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well i don't actually believe it. i am definitely pro-wanking. it just made for a funny image.
thanks for the fave!
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i must of killed lots of kittens, an still am lol
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same here. me and my six-inch jellydong, killin kittens together since 1997.
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NOT THE KITTENS!!!!! I'D GIVE UP ALL THE YUMMY GOODNESS IN THE WORLD TO SAVE THOSE KITTIES!...but that is funny....BUT WHY!? WHY THE KITTIES!? WHY COULDNT IT BE PUPPIES INSTEAD
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i have no idea. god just knows people would be more sensitive to kittens than puppies... and the facist wants everyone to stop masturbating for some reason.
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people dont need to get the cute little kittens involved though....BE NICE TO THE KITTIES!
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Teeheehee. My friends' dad had that photo of kitties that said "everytime you masturbate God kills a kitten" on his desktop for a long time...that's kinda spooky, somebody's dad having that 
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... yeah that'd weird me out too. where di you find this? it's seen a lot of activity recently, out of nowhere.
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we all have to do our part.
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LMFAO That's just hilarious, as much as I love kittens, I still love this. +Fav. Just the simplicitiy of it makes is so amusing!
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---AK
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when they make sex robots and spanking becomes obsolete.
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Some religious heretic claimed that God sends a drought every 7 years because we do not observe the bible law to not grow crops each 7th year. Obviously he's going to have to change the message because we are not reading it!
God's going to have to leave us alone about masturbation because we are NOT going to change. Three-headed freak !
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LOL
all the basic doctrine about masturbation being bad whether it's religion or not comes from the fact that semen contains a lot of precious substances your body is generally short on that have to do with your electrolyte balance/absorption of energy from food. it's basically nothing but essential salts and B vitamins (i mean DNA is MADE of amino acids.) and when they're 'spilt to the ground' (or sock, or prostitute) your body has to take those things from its various other budgets to make more. so that's why the 'don't waste it' message is put out by everyone from ninja trainers to bible thumps.
but none of them could have predicted the age of the 5-Hour Energy shot.
which might as well be semen in a bottle.
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This seems to be Adventist crap !
I pondered for a while whether or not to even dignify this stuff with a reply ! I soon decided that I was not going to give you any chance to think you converted me or that I could NOT answer your statement.
I WILL state that masturbating does NOT give a person VD or AIDS or make a person pregnant. It also defuses distracting sexual desire It may also delay,slow or prevent prostate cancer.
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are you... fucking serious?
yeah, the picture was a joke, but what i just said wasn't. neither does it negate any of what you said, specifically about masturbation, so i don't even know why you're so hot n ruffled over it. jesus what're you 14? pick up a science book!
i almost didn't 'dignify this with a response' but i figured y'know, everyone, even the ignorant, deserve some dignity. also your overreaction did just blow my mind and i really need to know if you're serious.
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Goodbye ! I made my point and I will NOT be wasting my time arguing with you any more ! Don't waste YOUR time, either !
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jesus... ignorant children are one thing, but ignorant adults are so much more disappointing.
dismissal approved.
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Sex robots, eh? I think people will spank nonetheless.
---AK
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