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Published: 2014-12-29 14:37:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 717; Favourites: 11; Downloads: 0
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A joke RP between , , and I~
Mion as Yinko, Scarecrow, and Rhia
Hintaboco as Gohana and Jeff
Me as Ayame, Lubbock, and L.J
MAJOR FRIGGEN WARNING!
Who plot of this is Ayame biting L.J's junk off because it tastes like oreos XD Don't read if you can't handle this kinda crap XD
Note: NONE of this is supposed to be taken seriously, its all crack humor.
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Me: "Chomp"
*L.J felt a twinge of pain between his legs, before he immediately put two and two together and realized that maybe he shouldn't have gone to Ayame for help with his little problem*
Mion:
Scarecrow: *opens the door to the room* Hey Aya I- the fuck?! Ayame get that out if your mouth!!
Me:
*In response, Ayame turned to look at her partner, before her tail began to wag happily at the sight of him. She did not, however, spit out the very important item she'd just bitten off of Laughing Jack*
L.J: G-give that back!
Mion:
Scarecrow: *he growls and slaps his hand to his forehead* God.. Yo!! Gohana! Come help me out here!
Hintaboco:
Gohana: *walks in* What do you need Scare- oh god! *her face becomes slightly blue* A-Aya what did you do!?
Me:
*The clown panicked and pointed between his legs, where a specific piece seemed to be missing*
L.J: The fuck do you think she did?! She bit it off! *He glares down at Ayame* GIVE IT BACK!!
*Ayame responds by closing her mouth tightly, threatening to swallow it*
Mion:
Scarecrow: *he waves his arms quickly and rushes to grab Ayame* Aya bad girl! Open your mouth now! Open!!
Hintaboco:
Gohana: *looks at LJ* R-right sorry... *she turns to Ayame* Aya~ Can you please give me what you have in your mouth~?
Me:
*As one could expect, the forest guardian flat out refused. Not because she intented on eating what she'd taken, but because now she was taking everything as a game. She was being a tease. In response, she shook her head and thumped her tail with amusement* ~
Hintaboco:
Gohana: *sighed before poking her head out of the room* Yin~ Can you please help us Aya has something she shouldn't
Hintaboco:
Jeff: *pokes his head in and tenses* What the fuck happened to you LJ!? *then starts to laugh*
Gohana: *looks at Yinko* Aya bit LJ's candy stick off and now she won't return it
Me:
*The forest guardian thumps her tail as if proud, while L.J looks ready to rip her head off for sake of getting his candycane back*
Mion:
Yinko: *reaches to grab Jeff's ear, tugging it gently to make him stop laughing* Oh boy.. Think we need Rhia to help reattach it?
Scarecrow: I need to get it away from her first!!
Hintaboco:
Jeff: *growls slightly* That hurts...
Gohana: *looks at LJ* Well we better get it way from her quick, LJ is getting pissed
Mion:
Yinko: *lets go of Jeff's ear and walks over to Aya* Ayame, sweetie, can you please let it go?
Hintaboco:
Gohana: *wraps LJ with her tentacles to keep him from attacking* please Aya, we really need that back~
Jeff: *snickers before going to fetch Lubbock and Rhia*
Me:
*In response to Yinko, Ayame seems to pout a bit and she shakes her head hesitantly- still wanting to play but not wanting to upset her sister figure*
*The clown struggles in the slender girls grasp, trying to get after the forest guardian*
L.J: Gohana, let me go!
Mion:
Yinko: *she pats Ayames head gently, giving a soft smile to calm her* Ayame please, let it go. LJ really wants it back, we can play something else later~
Scarecrow: I swear if she let's it go for you Yin..
Hintaboco:
Gohana: *looks at LJ and smiles* Sorry not happening love~
*Jeff soon returns with Lubba and Rhia*
Mion:
Rhia: *she enters the room and covers her face at the sight of LJ* O-oh my gosh!
Hintaboco:
Jeff: *keeps snickering* Better hurry or LJ will have to be known as a she from now on~
Gohana: *looks at Rhia while still holding the pissed of clown* We're going to need you to reattach it sweetie~
Me:
*Ayame pouts a little more upon having Yinko coax her into spitting out L.J's stolen piece, and not wanting to upset her she obeys.*
*L.J snarls and trys to grab at it*
L.J: Give it!!
Hintaboco:
Gohana: *pulls LJ back* You'll get in a moment relax~
Mion:
Yinko: *she looks to LJ and growls* Jack shut up! Just sit down and chill out already will ya?!
Scarecrow: *he grumbles* Aaaaand she listened to Yinko..
Rhia: *she shakes her head and hides behind Lubbock* I, I couldn't possibly!!..
Me:
*The clown grumbles and falls relatively still while he waits for his candycane to be put back where it belongs*
L.J: I'm waiting... *He growled*
*Ayame whimpers at Yinko's tone of voice*
Mion:
Yinko: *she pets Ayame's head gently and hums* Shh shh it's ok Aya~ it's ok~
Hintaboco:
Gohana: *takes LJ's candycane from Yinko before looking at Rhia* Rhia sweetie please help us~... Otherwise LJ will keep being pissy.
Mion:
Rhia: *she whimpers a bit and looks at Lubbock* I've n-never touched anyone else's... Umm...
Scarecrow: Oh come on it's just a dong! It's nothing that ba- oww!! *he yelps when Yinko hits him with her tail*
Me:
*The clown growls impatiently*
L.J: If my candycane isn't back where it belongs in five minutes, I swear to whatever deity you worship that I'll make EVERYONE regret it... *His voice was low and angry.*
Hintaboco:
Gohana: *tightens her grip on LJ as her voice becomes staticy and echoy* If you want help making sure it still works love~ You'll be a good clown and stay quite~
Mion:
Rhia: *she jumps slightly and heads over to Gohana and LJ* D-do I have t-to touch it?..
Hintaboco:
Gohana: *shakes her head* No dear I'll hold it and you heal it~
Me:
*Ayame sighs and flattens her ears out of boredom, before getting up and walking over to Scarecrow and pulling one of his arms to wrap it around her*
Ayame: Groo~..
*The clown is still VERY impatient*
Mion:
Rhia: *she nods slightly and kneels in front of the clown, reaching into a small pouch around her neck for a bottle of purple liquid* L-let's get this over with..
Scarecrow: *he grumbles and pulls Ayame close to him as he glances to Jeff and Lubbock* Enjoying the show?
Hintaboco:
*Gohana holds LJ's candycane in it's proper place and waits for Rhia to finish*
Jeff: *smirks at Scare* Hell yeah, this is funny s hell!
Me:
*Ayame cuddles close to Scare and nips at the stitches on his clothing* ~
*Lubbock has been staring at the whole ordeal as if in shock the entire time. He is unable to speak. Memories of what Ayame did to Tatsumi haunt him*
Mion:
Yinko: *she walks to Lubbock and pats his back gently* Easy there bud it's ok. Come one say something.
Scarecrow: I'm going to have to punish you later won't I Aya?
Rhia: *she nods slightly and pours a drop of the liquid onto LJs candycane, it starts to glow slightly as she does* J-just hold still, it will start to feel r-really cold..
Hintaboco:
Gohana: *giggles softly* I'm sure he'll find some way to warm it up again~
Jeff: *chuckles to himself* You really goofed this time LJ
Me:
*Ayame wags her tail a bit and moves to nip at the stitches lining his mouth* ~
*Lubbock turns to eye Yinko wearily, before he simply walks out of the room*
Lubbock: Demons... Bad!...
*The clown winces*
L.J: C-cold!...
Hintaboco:
Jeff: *follows after Lubbock to make sure he's alright*
Mion:
Yinko: *her ears go down slightly at Lubbocks words! before she goes after him* L-Lubba wait!!..
Scarecrow: *he growls softly and tugs her tail*
Rhia: *she jumps a bit and bows* I-I'm sorry Laughing Jack!..
Hintaboco:
Gohana: *giggles at LJ's reaction* don't worry Rhia dear~, he'll be back to himself soon~ *she then let's LJ go*
Me:
*Lubbock pauses in the hall and covers his mouth*
Lubbock: Y-Yin, I'm gonna be sick, give me some space!.. W-we can talk later.. *He continues on his way*
*Ayame gasps quietly and shudders as L.J takes off to go and warm up*
Hintaboco:
*Jeff pokes his head back into the room* Hey Rhia Lubba's not feeling well!
Mion:
Yinko: *she perks her ears and grumbles* At least let me come with
Scarecrow: *he picks Ayame up and heads for his room*
Rhia: *she squeaks and gets up* I-I'm coming! I'll get him something for his stomach!
Me:
*Once Scarecrow had Ayame in his room, he gave her a little stick of his own to help her get the sugary taste of L.J out of her mouth, then they spent the rest of the night performing the ritual of the birds and the bees. Yinko was allowed to go with Lubbock to the bathroom- where she wound up holding his hair while he emptied the contents of his stomach. Once he'd recovered, he'd explained that her ability to coax the dong destroying Ayame to obey scared the hell out of him.
They eventually hugged it out after Rhia gave him a little something to help him feel better. From there, Jeff- having become territorial of Yinko while she was hugging Lubbock- carried her off to his room to remind her who her master was. L.J and Gohana, spent the night making sure his candycane still worked as good as it did prior to the event. Then 9 months later they all had babies and hell broke loose. The end~*
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Comments: 28
dcheng886 [2014-12-30 06:46:33 +0000 UTC]
....... XDDD Ayame bites LJ's dong off .......'struggles not to laugh'
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GothicDemonGirl [2014-12-29 22:33:45 +0000 UTC]
OMG....Ayame bit off....Lj's....Lj's.... o////////o
I wonder how it tastes >_> xD
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Springfallendeer In reply to GothicDemonGirl [2014-12-30 01:20:22 +0000 UTC]
(Long standing belief that it tastes like oreos =3
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GothicDemonGirl In reply to Springfallendeer [2014-12-30 10:07:21 +0000 UTC]
Mmmmmm me gusta oreos *_*
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Piercevillierskawaii [2014-12-29 16:20:25 +0000 UTC]
OMG! X,D I almost died laughing! Especiallythe beginning! *rolls on floor laughing*
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xDeadManWalking [2014-12-29 15:11:39 +0000 UTC]
Lmao XD This was hilarious X3 Poor Jack~!
Oh and guys next time why not joining up with me xP I feel like in a joking mood nowadays XD
Btw this one was awesome!
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CatastrophicCynical [2014-12-29 15:00:31 +0000 UTC]
XD Then suddenly, the room is full of people trying to get someone to not eat someones dick... Wow.
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Springfallendeer In reply to CatastrophicCynical [2014-12-29 15:03:38 +0000 UTC]
Takes the phrase "Eat me" to a whole new level XD
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CatastrophicCynical In reply to Springfallendeer [2014-12-29 15:10:30 +0000 UTC]
Yeah O.o Sounds painful
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Springfallendeer In reply to CatastrophicCynical [2014-12-30 01:40:20 +0000 UTC]
It was for L.J XD
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CatastrophicCynical In reply to Springfallendeer [2014-12-30 17:42:49 +0000 UTC]
No kidding... Im not sure what male would find that appealing in a woman
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Springfallendeer In reply to CatastrophicCynical [2014-12-30 18:27:26 +0000 UTC]
Someone who likes pain
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CatastrophicCynical In reply to Springfallendeer [2014-12-31 14:32:44 +0000 UTC]
not that much pain~
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CatastrophicCynical In reply to Springfallendeer [2014-12-31 14:48:05 +0000 UTC]
i shall draw him nyaa
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