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Original by Dante-D. [link]
This meme is so old!!! I finally managed to post it! (Yay!)
Bad jokes are bad.
#2: Modern day fencers either fence foil, epee, or sabre. The foil and sabre are only allowed to strike the chest, while with epee, anywhere is fair game. Including below the belt. Alek was always described using a sabre, and I personally fence with an epee. While these rules did not apply in 1914, I could not resist making a joke of it.
#3 Fezzes are soooo lame. XO Anyways, I've always wanted a big bro to show me how to fix up cars...so I'd definitely get Alek to teach me how to repair a Clanker.
#4 I've actually been to Istanbul and seriously want to live there when I grow up. In the background is the Blue Mosque, also called the Sultan Ahmed Mosque, and though I otherwise ignored the real geography of Istanbul, the Blue Mosque exists and it is one of the prettiest places in the entire world.
#8 I hate fezzes. And knowing how childish I am about those things, we probably got into an interesting fight where Alek said something about refusing to hit a girl, which led me to hit him harder in response for underestimating girls. Also, I've decided Lilit belongs in a shojo manga.
#10 Either I have no idea what the hell is going on (most likely) or I don't care. Either way, I am drinking hot chocolate. I hate coffee and tea.

Description
Original by Dante-D. [link]
This meme is so old!!! I finally managed to post it! (Yay!)
Bad jokes are bad.
#2: Modern day fencers either fence foil, epee, or sabre. The foil and sabre are only allowed to strike the chest, while with epee, anywhere is fair game. Including below the belt. Alek was always described using a sabre, and I personally fence with an epee. While these rules did not apply in 1914, I could not resist making a joke of it.
#3 Fezzes are soooo lame. XO Anyways, I've always wanted a big bro to show me how to fix up cars...so I'd definitely get Alek to teach me how to repair a Clanker.
#4 I've actually been to Istanbul and seriously want to live there when I grow up. In the background is the Blue Mosque, also called the Sultan Ahmed Mosque, and though I otherwise ignored the real geography of Istanbul, the Blue Mosque exists and it is one of the prettiest places in the entire world.
#8 I hate fezzes. And knowing how childish I am about those things, we probably got into an interesting fight where Alek said something about refusing to hit a girl, which led me to hit him harder in response for underestimating girls. Also, I've decided Lilit belongs in a shojo manga.
#10 Either I have no idea what the hell is going on (most likely) or I don't care. Either way, I am drinking hot chocolate. I hate coffee and tea.