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Tale as old as time. Song as old as rhyme. Beauty and some broad.A new action-adventure-romance-comedy! Patton Oswalt as "Beauty, the Hungest Demon in All Nine Circles." Sarah Silverman as "Beast, the Semi-saintly Bi-Curious Virgin" who decides to explore the trappings of sin for herself. And welcome back zombie Sam Kinison as "Teapot, the Matchmaker."
Follow our intrepid and unlikely pair as they stumble through a divine comedy of errors! Finding friends, love, and carnal awakenings in the darndest places!
Rated WTF-17.
For Magic, the Gathering. Copyright Wizards of the Coast.
Gown provided by "Tearaway Formal and Stripper Surplus, Co."
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Comments: 77
matsunoki In reply to ??? [2011-11-05 11:32:34 +0000 UTC]
Seeing what's happening with the storyline of Innistrad, I wonder what's the art description given to you by Jeremy (?).
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SapphireMinx [2011-11-05 06:43:32 +0000 UTC]
Does "Tearaway Formal and Stripper Surplus Co." have a catalog? XD
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SteveArgyle In reply to SapphireMinx [2011-11-05 22:07:16 +0000 UTC]
Yes. But you have to be over 21, and sign a "moral trauma release" to get one.
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SapphireMinx In reply to SteveArgyle [2011-11-05 22:13:30 +0000 UTC]
Done and where do I sign
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NewPhyrexia In reply to ??? [2011-11-05 06:33:05 +0000 UTC]
Is that supposed to be Avacyn and Griselbrand in the picture?
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SteveArgyle In reply to NewPhyrexia [2011-11-05 22:06:13 +0000 UTC]
No, I only wish they'd commissioned me to do Avacyn.
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ZombieHun In reply to SteveArgyle [2011-11-07 00:28:07 +0000 UTC]
i'd love to see you illustrate Avacyn
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NewPhyrexia In reply to SteveArgyle [2011-11-06 05:57:58 +0000 UTC]
Me too. Hopefully in the upcoming sets we'll see you get commissioned to do Avacyn. Keep up the great work, Steve.
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Shadowleaper [2011-11-05 06:13:02 +0000 UTC]
I think this was one of my new favs from the set. The card itself is really versatile and I have 2 in my playing deck
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antillies In reply to Northcry [2011-11-05 06:06:43 +0000 UTC]
That's what I was going to say!
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AsterHyakinthou [2011-11-05 05:15:33 +0000 UTC]
So Beauty's on the left and Beast is the girl on the right? Nice
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Doom114 [2011-11-05 05:00:10 +0000 UTC]
This card has already messed up my games so many times! Gotta love the artwork though.
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Allison-beriyani [2011-11-05 03:30:32 +0000 UTC]
My boyfriend is a MAJOR magic nerd.
I have to show this to him.
I woke up my dog laughing at "Rated WTF-17".
Thank you, you make me a happy person.
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FlammablePerson [2011-11-05 03:25:51 +0000 UTC]
Thank you for not using the same chain link brush that every other artist uses for chains. It's refreshing to see you mix it up a little awesome piece!
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BryanBonar [2011-11-05 03:25:48 +0000 UTC]
This guy reminds me of a super-sized version of a certian half-minotaur balor I used to run around as. Peasants knew no fear like the fear of being sliced and gored into oblivion.
Is it just me or have you been cranking out more art than you used to?
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SteveArgyle In reply to BryanBonar [2011-11-05 04:38:25 +0000 UTC]
Not so much more, as I'm finally getting around to posting some of it.
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BryanBonar In reply to SteveArgyle [2011-11-05 04:56:37 +0000 UTC]
That makes sense. I remember times when a deviation from you would be a rare treat in my inbox!
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I-Am-DeVan [2011-11-05 03:21:08 +0000 UTC]
Its funny because I just pulled this card. I am now going to imagine these comments each time I use it.
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