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Published: 2011-11-05 03:17:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 51035; Favourites: 1412; Downloads: 4743
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Tale as old as time. Song as old as rhyme. Beauty and some broad.A new action-adventure-romance-comedy! Patton Oswalt as "Beauty, the Hungest Demon in All Nine Circles." Sarah Silverman as "Beast, the Semi-saintly Bi-Curious Virgin" who decides to explore the trappings of sin for herself. And welcome back zombie Sam Kinison as "Teapot, the Matchmaker."
Follow our intrepid and unlikely pair as they stumble through a divine comedy of errors! Finding friends, love, and carnal awakenings in the darndest places!
Rated WTF-17.
For Magic, the Gathering. Copyright Wizards of the Coast.
Gown provided by "Tearaway Formal and Stripper Surplus, Co."
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Comments: 77
i drew a similar picture accept the princess was evil.
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Lmao! love the description!! artwork is amazing also!
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truthfully, I swear I like looking through your gallery as much for your humor as I do for the images.. you're HILARIOUS
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enviously damngood at what you do..
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A few things.
1. I love this card and I love it all the more for the fact that you made the artwork! I just love the girl's expression, like she is totally unconcerned about her couch trying to eat her. Nope. Everything in hand here.
2. No words can possibly describe how incredible your artwork and talent is so I won't sully it by bumbling about. Indeed, more can be said by not saying anything and letting poignant, awestruck silence do the work.
3. I laughed so hard at your description that I ended up waking people up and when they came to snap all me, all I could do was gasp, "I'm not sorry!" Well done, sir! Well done!
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I'm a bit late in reading this, but you have made my day.
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thank you for making this card, it's so useful in my human deck
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I think this is my favorite of your posted pieces; the quieter palette and stiller poise gives time for the possibilities to sink in, as opposed to the dramatic action, neon colors, fangs and streaming hair and heavily flanged armor that so many Magic cards and their ilk tend to require.
And yes, I'm sure my preference for pictures with something held in reserve tells you that I'm over twenty, probably female (true), and more inclined toward long-term roleplaying where development is worth more than instant flash. But hey, somebody has to appreciate your more subtle and evocative work, and I'm one of those somebodies.
Nicely done!
--Nonie
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I LOVE LOVE LOVE this art sooo much! The card is amazing, even the text on it is amazing
"What cannot be destroyed will be bound."
βOath of Avacyn
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one of my favorite card for mono white human deck 
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is it wrong that the beauty reminds me of lady gaga? :s
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Beautyful work!
It would be my honor to feature your work in
Regards,
Claudia
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One of the best pieces of the set.
Great layout. And the dress is nice. You'd make a good dress designer if the whole art thing doesn't pan out!
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If the art gig doesn't pan out, you'd make one hell of a dress designer!
Amazing art. I'd love to see this in playmat form.
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Definitely one of my favorite pieces from the new set, just screams (or schemes?) casual control. Would be wonderful as a playmat for a white human deck facing any of the numerous black zombie / demon / vampire decks out there. "Oh yeah? Well I'm just gonna sit on your shoulder biaches!"
Of more note, I wish so badly that warlock demons were like that in World of Warcraft...
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i freaking love this card...such beautiful art...lovelovelovelove!!!
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It would be pretty sweet to see this card art altered to Mongul and Wonder Woman, and make the glowing chain her 'lasso of truth.' Just an idea ...
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I don't know where you get your ideas from but they are breathtaking
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Such a good draft card
I love your work, Steve, my biggest inspiration
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Hell yeah. "My boyfriend has the brightest eyes."
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I can't help but think of Princess Leia and Jabba the Hutt whenever I see this.
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hey, i have a question that i shoulda asked other MTG free lance artists...where do you get your ideas for the images you produce? does Wizards give you some sort of guideline or design rules for what you come up with?
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yep, a beautiful piece of artwork NOT at all wasted. The card it was for is actually really badass :3
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Your descriptions are the makeup of the humor of my day.
Since I already know your art is amazing, I think I check new additions to read the new descriptions.
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Wow! Amazing scene. I love the firery gold chain. Wonderful job! Thanks for sharing.
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This picture is pretty amazing, especially all the details... but your description just made my day.
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Interesting stuff.. at first I thought this was an artistic portrayal of Satan and the Harlot from Christianity. The stories you speak of seem to take on a similar theme however of the apocalypse tale.
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Out of all of the amazingness of this, it's gotta be the glowing chain that I always go back to ((OOH, SHINY!)). The dress IS done beautifully though.
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I love the look of this piece. Plus, it would be an awesome form of transportation. I wonder what kind of horse-power your average demon has
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It would be verrrrry interesting for the storyline if this were Avacyn and Griselbrand. The Innistrad storyline already fascinates me.
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It's all so pretty and yet here I am transfixed by the nifty glowing chain..
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I was not a huge fan of Innistrad, however I did a few drafts and I loved this card. It saved my ass on so many occasions! And it always makes me squeal like a fool whenever I see your artist name X3 /snorts.
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So fantastic. The blonde chick has the "not a single (expletive) was given" face.
Also, every time I play this card I bast in the anger radiating from my opponent, it is glorious.
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I've seen this on one of the Innistrad cards. Its so cool. Love it.
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Beauty: I am NOT amused. (said in a Micheal Dorn Worf voice)
Beast: You are not important.
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