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SteveArgyle — Jodo Kast
Published: 2010-12-21 08:53:26 +0000 UTC; Views: 41223; Favourites: 1237; Downloads: 1348
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Ok, I know he looks like Boba Fett. He's trying to look like Fett. He desperately wants, more than anything to be Fett. Ever since he was a little boy, he dreamed of it, and practiced his menacing nod in the mirror every day. His first helmet was shoddily crafted from a bucket with tin snips and a rusty hacksaw. His first bounty hunt was for "Timmy, the kid with asthma." He snuggled with a plush Darth Vader, and contracted hits on Kermit, and Mr. Bear.But he is not Boba Fett. He's Jodo Kast. And it's no longer cute now that he's a full grown poseur extraordinaire.
His blasters don't even fire laser bolts. They fire shame and self-loathing. His jetpack is fueled with the tears of a life wasted.
However, he does win Star Wars Trivia bar night, and the bar gift certificates are almost enough to drink the regret away.
For Star Wars Galaxies. Copyright Lucas Arts and Sony Online Entertainment. Art directed by Roger Chamberlain and Derek Herring.
Photography by Cloud City Studios. (Because they're the ones who did Boba Fett's headshots.)
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Comments: 71
He's dead now.
He went out like a bitch.
You do not piss off Boba Fett.
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I read the comic. So glad he died at the hands of Boba Fett. Because like Boba said "You called me a fossil. Well, you should have LEARNED from this fossil."
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That was so satisfying to watch.
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Thank you, sir, for your brilliant artworks and even more brilliant (and sometimes awesome-ly scathing) humor. Every caption I've read so far has made me snort my eggs and rice. Can't wait to see more. But maybe I'll look at them when I'm not eating. XD
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really amazing breathtaking great work and detail look always great work
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WOWOWOWOW!!! So Awesome!!!!
The colors are very beautiful!
I love it!
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Jodo Kast: the Galaxy's most famous poser.
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That is so true.
And I'm not saying that because I'm a die-hard Boba Fett fan.
Oh wait, yes, I am...
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AH yes. JOdo Kast. THe only person to ever make Bumbling Old Boba look like the very soul of skilled professionalism.
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I played the West End Star Wars RPG years ago and my character beat Kast up and took his blaster. ah memories. Great artwork.
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XD nice bio! I remember Kast from that Star Wars: Masters Of Teras Kasi.
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I have never appreciated anything like I appreciate that description. Awesome painting btw
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You forgot the severe case of death he came down with.
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You're pretty much a big winner.
I'd give you loads of free cash for being a winner if I had any!
But I don't...so....here's a consolation prize.
(> O.o)>}== - - - *pew pew*
It's kirby with a laser gun, made just for you.
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Does he want to be Fett so bad that he plans to die in the stomach of the sarlacc?
Awesome work as always.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
You sir are HILARIOUS! Oh, and a damn good artist, too... ^__^
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Great work, I remember the comic where he got schooled
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Haha, love the story! "They fire shame and self-loathing"
BEst boba fe--I mean Jodo Kast.. pic I've ever seen on DA!
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This man has my sympathy. We all wanna be Boba Fett, now and then.
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As amazing as the painting is, the true work of art can be found in your commentary. Bravo, sir!
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You sir, crack me up!
Beautiful painting, but poor guy...
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