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SteveArgyle — Mempo of Jigoku
Published: 2011-01-04 01:20:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 20960; Favourites: 286; Downloads: 838
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When nothing shy of terrified bladder-slackening horror will do: The Mempo of Jigoku.Smelted from the nightmares of warlords, in a furnace of desperation. Forged with twin hammers of panic and dread. Quenched in the cold sweat of night terrors. Polished with a pinkish sort of paste gunk made of beeswax and malice.
That glowy green burney stuff smells like mint and sage. They tried to get a more menacing scent, but nothing is quite perfect. And besides, nobody wants to wear a helmet that smells of smouldering evil.
For Legend of the Five Rings. Copyright Alderac Entertainment Group.
Helmet custom fabricated by "Nightmares Incorporated." A specialty division of Discount Rubber Sheets and Disinfectants Incorporated.
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Comments: 30
yes thats true smouldering evil smells like shit least thats what i hear
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Pure badassery! I can't look at this stuff while eating breakfast 'cause the captions make coffee and leftover fried rice come out my nose.
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._. It's like someone crossed a Zergling and some old Chinese legend...
Awesome work! I wish I could draw like this...I'll never get hired if I can't be epic -_-'
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Tell you what: it looks like the Predator from Jigoku.
I imagine the security staff at Jigoku corp. wearing these? I hope when they speak they don't smell like smouldering evil.
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These masks, and black on black business suits!
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Stylish AND fearsome. That's Jigoku corp. for you
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Hahahahahahahahhaha !!!!!!!!
Amazing buddy, is ugly as Shoju's face at full light, right ??
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Jajajajajajjaaja !!!!! XD
I wish you an awesome 2011 my friend !!
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Wait. If it's a mempo, why does it look like it covers the whole head?
What kind of freakish new monstrosity do we have to look forward to that you aren't telling us?
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Muah hah hah hah! You'll find out. In time...
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But I love the smell of smoulering evil. Mixed with a touch of sandalwood and you will have the aroma to attract all the lovely lady flies.
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Which are different from the "fly honeys" that are so popular with you kids today, right?
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Yeah these are evil little minions to do all your dirty work
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Say, didn't they take over manufacture of Happy Fun Ball a few years back.
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And it's less popular teenage-oriented sequel, the Happy Hurt Death Ball.
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Since the original Happy Fun Ball instructs you not to "taunt Happy Fun Ball" I wonder if Happy Hurt Death will let you even look at it funny.
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More nostrils means more scary!
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Don't get me wrong, I like him, but that guy calls me too much.
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