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Not all Jedi are smart. Some Jedi hurl themselves headfirst into apocalyptic firefights with naught-but-a-lightsaber, figuring they'll be just fine deflecting every speck of a horizontal hail of a million-zillion blaster bolts. (Sometimes referred to as "lightsaber-donors.") Others prefer to take some precautions. Like this clever and industrious sullistan Jedi. He's decided to sabotage this factories entire production line of battle droids, by replacing the command "target locked: open fire" with "mount top hat, monocle, and cane. Goto subroutine: "old-timey song and dance." Who says apocalyptic warfare can't have a little pizazz?For Star Wars: Scum and Villainy. Copyright Wizards of the Coast, Lucasarts, Disney, and on and on.
Special thanks to Jedi Nub Wuggler for letting us not only follow him around and take pictures, but also upload our playlist of 80's rock ballads into these battledroids. We're looking forward to the next armageddon now.
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Comments: 19
CMVreud [2015-12-07 19:34:55 +0000 UTC]
At least it's not "goto subroutine: sing Klingon opra, with fullblast wideband musical support".
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SteveArgyle In reply to CMVreud [2015-12-08 18:28:17 +0000 UTC]
They've left that for the tanks.
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Gurlow [2015-12-06 21:11:22 +0000 UTC]
no beastie boy's reference mr argyle you're slipping XD.
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damelax [2015-12-06 20:08:33 +0000 UTC]
Add command : "throw custard pie" = Puddin' on your white tie, puddin' on your tails..........
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damelax In reply to SteveArgyle [2015-12-09 18:15:56 +0000 UTC]
Cheers - and tremendous artwork too, btw..........!
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sakpalamey [2015-12-06 20:02:19 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, they are gonna start dancing "Phineasbots and Ferbdroids."
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PadreUrsa81 [2015-12-06 18:46:52 +0000 UTC]
I love the picture, despite my dislike for Sullustans, but I love the description even more. That right there is the type of Force user I would be. I decided long ago I would make a better Sith than Jedi, but if I was never found out and drawn into either camp I would most likely spend my days causing mass chaos for those that would wage war on my world.
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AltershinTheEvilOne [2015-12-06 18:15:15 +0000 UTC]
Amazing how he hasn't been noticed... yet
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Sheason [2015-12-06 17:55:21 +0000 UTC]
Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal! Send me a kiss by wire, baby my heart's on fire!
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Maphisto86 [2015-12-06 17:54:49 +0000 UTC]
I always figured when watching those movies and the TV series that the droids couldn't possibly be that dumb by design. I think the programmers were given terrible contracts so they made some last minute "modifications" to the droids.
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SteveArgyle In reply to Maphisto86 [2015-12-08 18:26:50 +0000 UTC]
The first strike of the Rebellion! Underground rebel programmers with intentionally incredibly daft code! It's brilliant!
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Maphisto86 In reply to SteveArgyle [2015-12-08 20:11:03 +0000 UTC]
I wonder what the Rebels did with Stormtrooper helmets too. "I can't see a thing in this helmet!"
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