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Hi!
Everyday when I make this episodes I think that I am so big... and the next day I'm even bigger! I thought I was enormous when I my heels were bigger than skyscrapers, but now my knee is on the other continent than my foot. And there is an actual sea between them.
Most countries on Earth declared me as their Queen. Earth itself is starting to look as a big ball to me. As you probably already heard in the news, I decided to allow you to live on my body! I'll soon be the size of a continent and I'll be crushing a billion people every time I sit down.

So, girls, here are some tips if you want to have a civilization on your body. Rule number one, don't help them migrate. You will just crush them. It doesn't matter how careful you are. I learned this the hard way. I've tried to help people of UK... and now there is no UK anymore. I hope someone survived... So, let them figure out a way. The only thing you can do is to stay still for some time. Other than that, it's their problem. They will figure it out. My boyfriend says there are already five milion people on my left leg alone, so it's working.

Oh, and some tips for tiny people: you have to behave. You are literally bacteria to me. I can't see you. If you do something to irritate my skin, I will scratch that itch. If there are millions of people dead under my nail because of this, it's your fault! To all the people thanking me online and praying to me... If you want to thank me, figure out a way for me to eat you! I really miss that. I know many of you are planning to travel and jump into my mouth and you are amazing for this... but you are to small for me to taste! Figure out a way!
If you don't want to be eaten, there are other jobs available. Many people can't wait to get on my body so they can lick my boots clean for the rest of their lives. I really love your choice of career!

Let's hope as many as possible will survive me outgrowing this planet, but let's be honest guys. It's not my fault - you've made me grow so big. I guess you really wanted this world to end.

Description
Hi!
Everyday when I make this episodes I think that I am so big... and the next day I'm even bigger! I thought I was enormous when I my heels were bigger than skyscrapers, but now my knee is on the other continent than my foot. And there is an actual sea between them.
Most countries on Earth declared me as their Queen. Earth itself is starting to look as a big ball to me. As you probably already heard in the news, I decided to allow you to live on my body! I'll soon be the size of a continent and I'll be crushing a billion people every time I sit down.

So, girls, here are some tips if you want to have a civilization on your body. Rule number one, don't help them migrate. You will just crush them. It doesn't matter how careful you are. I learned this the hard way. I've tried to help people of UK... and now there is no UK anymore. I hope someone survived... So, let them figure out a way. The only thing you can do is to stay still for some time. Other than that, it's their problem. They will figure it out. My boyfriend says there are already five milion people on my left leg alone, so it's working.

Oh, and some tips for tiny people: you have to behave. You are literally bacteria to me. I can't see you. If you do something to irritate my skin, I will scratch that itch. If there are millions of people dead under my nail because of this, it's your fault! To all the people thanking me online and praying to me... If you want to thank me, figure out a way for me to eat you! I really miss that. I know many of you are planning to travel and jump into my mouth and you are amazing for this... but you are to small for me to taste! Figure out a way!
If you don't want to be eaten, there are other jobs available. Many people can't wait to get on my body so they can lick my boots clean for the rest of their lives. I really love your choice of career!

Let's hope as many as possible will survive me outgrowing this planet, but let's be honest guys. It's not my fault - you've made me grow so big. I guess you really wanted this world to end.