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Hello, my friend! I wanted to call you microscopic, but you are much smaller than that.

Can you see how small the Earth is? I can't believe I used to live on that speck of dust. Luckily all my fans are safely on my body. Well, "safely" may not be the best word. My boyfriend used to tell me about all those disasters that happened to some people on my body, but I told them to stop it. You are so tiny, it's not like I can do anything to help you if one of my hairs crushes your country or if another country drowns in a drop of saliva, tear or some other fluid. I can't even touch you without wiping out millions of people. And it's all your fault, you made me grow this big, so if you have regrets, it's a little too late now. But, I'm still growing, so I assume you guys just love living on my body.

Girls, in this episode of my tutorial, I want to tell you, that at this size, planets are really fragile. You have to be careful. Mars flew into my left eye. It was so irritating! Fortunately, my tears are now the size of a planet, so I got rid of that eventually. Unfortunately, a few million people living on my eyelid drowned in that tear...
The Moon is gone. I wanted to know how it taste like. It literally melted on my tongue.

So, it's important to always know where those tiny planets are... speaking of which, where is Earth... it was there just a moment ago... Oh, I just got a text from my boyfriend. I was looking too close and I blinked. He said that my eyelash literally cut the Earth in half.
I wanted to tell you something else about Earth, but now that it's not important.

So that would be all for my tutorial!

Have fun.My next tutorial will be about makeup!
I wonder if I could use stars as glitter... Or nebulas as eye shadow.

Description
Hello, my friend! I wanted to call you microscopic, but you are much smaller than that.

Can you see how small the Earth is? I can't believe I used to live on that speck of dust. Luckily all my fans are safely on my body. Well, "safely" may not be the best word. My boyfriend used to tell me about all those disasters that happened to some people on my body, but I told them to stop it. You are so tiny, it's not like I can do anything to help you if one of my hairs crushes your country or if another country drowns in a drop of saliva, tear or some other fluid. I can't even touch you without wiping out millions of people. And it's all your fault, you made me grow this big, so if you have regrets, it's a little too late now. But, I'm still growing, so I assume you guys just love living on my body.

Girls, in this episode of my tutorial, I want to tell you, that at this size, planets are really fragile. You have to be careful. Mars flew into my left eye. It was so irritating! Fortunately, my tears are now the size of a planet, so I got rid of that eventually. Unfortunately, a few million people living on my eyelid drowned in that tear...
The Moon is gone. I wanted to know how it taste like. It literally melted on my tongue.

So, it's important to always know where those tiny planets are... speaking of which, where is Earth... it was there just a moment ago... Oh, I just got a text from my boyfriend. I was looking too close and I blinked. He said that my eyelash literally cut the Earth in half.
I wanted to tell you something else about Earth, but now that it's not important.

So that would be all for my tutorial!

Have fun.My next tutorial will be about makeup!
I wonder if I could use stars as glitter... Or nebulas as eye shadow.