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SunsetReason — The Tactical Piano
Published: 2010-03-24 20:51:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 773; Favourites: 7; Downloads: 1
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The Red Army naturally was short on funds, so they had to use what they could get. Pianos!(The other joke here is that Erwin Rommel hated pianos, so if he was sent to the Eastern front, he would have instantly been defeated.)
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Tactical pianos won't help against Rommel's strategic violin!
Paulus was obviously using the wrong tactics at Stalingrad: he should have asked for a Bosendorfer instead of ammunition.
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:laugh: yep, that would have turned the tide. Poor Paulus.
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One of the most brilliant tactical pianos I've ever seen...
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Yeah soon the world will be ours BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
I take New Zealand and the Netherlands!
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Are you going to go see that "How to Train Your Dragon"? I think of you everytime I see a preview.
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Rommel: A piano!
Me: Dont worry sir I will use a dragon to burn it.
Rommel: Do you solve all your problems with dragons...?
Me: Well my tactic has worked for now, so yes, yes I do.
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Or smash it with it's tail! Or send the little dragons in to undo it piece by piece! We're geniuses, Alvaro!
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Or Rommel would have torched it with a flamethrower.
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