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Published: 2012-01-18 19:14:09 +0000 UTC; Views: 24270; Favourites: 438; Downloads: 237
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HOGAWD.Ok. Ok yeah. Hurr.
So this is the result of a conversation between me and
We were worshipping Mr. Brandon Keener (a.k.a. Mr. Voice O'Garrus)'s voice and the phrase came up. Something like "He could read a phonebook aloud and people would sit for it." That woman's a genius.
Here's my own take, now that I am officially a Mass Effect player. YES I HAVE PLAYED THE MASS EFFECT!! And that there's my shepard: Lara. She shaves her head for comfiness. She's awesome.
Guess who I'll be romancing on ME2
Oh Garrus. Loyal to the end.
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Oh, I though his full name was Brandon Liquid-Porn-Voice Keener... Huh.
XD
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Lmao! Oh thats great! You win! XD
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LMAO I just died laughing xD (currently replaying me2)
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Aaahhhhh so good to replay TvT And yay glad you liked XD
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Lmao! Heck yea I would listen to that! Such a hot voice!
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take Brandon keener and Gideon Emery(fenris from dragon age 2) and have them in some sorta competition
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haven't heard the other one
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OMG! Fenris! *fans self* Wait isn't he the voice of Major Coats?
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No, I was wrong. The guy who voices Fenris also voices Captain Gavorn in ME2 but not Major Coats.
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That woman is also SO true...I would listen to just about anything he read....happily.
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Phonebook...Filet O Fish finder commercial on the radio...take your pick.
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I'd love to have Garrus reading me the phonebook... with that sexy voice of his... *___*
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Agreed on the voice. It seriously gives me goosebumps. Plus, he gets all weird when you try to have sex with him, so better have him read. Then again, he would be reading in a monotone and I'd miss the subtle expression.
Who are you to tell me my ideas are silly, Vakarian? You probably shower with that visor.
By the way, awesome work on the anatomy. Shepard has a great expression, and you nailed Garrus's anatomy and went as far as to make him have expression. I've been browsing Garrus comics (no comment) and his anatomy was so awkward and forced in all of them. Now this is the Vakarian I know and love.
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I know right.
I also agree, someone should hide that stupid visor. We can't see his pretty eyes!
Thanks a lot^^ I know what you mean, it's hard to find garruses that please me. Glad to know I could help you with that XD There's more where you found this *wink*
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To True. That voice that melts you like butter... :sigh: I love your Shepard facial expressions. She has such Character <3
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Melts us butter girls like a red-hot knife mmmmm XD
Thank you! Some call her ugly, but who cares, she a SOLDIER!
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No way, not ugly at all. I played a femshep with no hair. I miss my eyebrow scar in ME2 }:[
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Shaved Femshep is awesome XD Though I would've tried short to mid-length hair had it been curly. Lara just looks like a curly gal.
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Oh yes. I would totally pull this with Garrus AND Thane. Two of the sexiest voices in the universe!
~love~
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Oh indeed.
Garrus forever for me though XD
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XD
I don't blame ya, that is one SMEXEH turian.
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i would do the same thing to i would also go speak with him time to time just to the famous line "Cant it wait i'm in a middle of calibrations." fffff... i lols every time.
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heheheh yes i just HAVE to go see him after every mission, even if just to hear "maybe later". DAMMIT GARRUS! You should speak to me always all the time!
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can't he get the hint i just want to romance him already instead of later. i also talk to joker just to hear him say garrus finally got that stick out of his butt but is now beating people with it, i can't believe i miss the old garrus." first time i heard that i started to cry by laughing so hard XD
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hahahaah ME TOO! Joker's line about garrus is priceless XD
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lol I love how your Shepard looks. Also Garrus reading phonebooks ftw
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Ooh thank you! A lot of people would be like "ew bald shepard with no make-up".
mmm Garrus...
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I like how realistic she is 
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Yay!! 
And I concurr on the hot alien sex.
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Here I thought I was the only one with the shaved head, scar diagonally across the face Shepard design. Love you art already, add in you Shep looks like my Shep *swoon and heart attack*. Yes listening to Garrus/Keener speak is just ooohhh so yummy.
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Yay!! Another fellow baldie!
Seriously it's the most comfortable soldier do ever...
Mmmm Garrus...
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I played mass effect 2 first and when i ran into garrus as archangel. The first time i heard him talked i looked over at my friend and said i would bear that aliens babies.
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BAHAHAHA! Ain't that instant love...
Oh Garrus... waking motherly instincts in us all...
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LOL and all men glare at Garrus as he walks by!
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As always, causing them to question their sexuality.
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