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Description HOGAWD.

Ok. Ok yeah. Hurr.
So this is the result of a conversation between me and
We were worshipping Mr. Brandon Keener (a.k.a. Mr. Voice O'Garrus)'s voice and the phrase came up. Something like "He could read a phonebook aloud and people would sit for it." That woman's a genius.

Here's my own take, now that I am officially a Mass Effect player. YES I HAVE PLAYED THE MASS EFFECT!! And that there's my shepard: Lara. She shaves her head for comfiness. She's awesome.

Guess who I'll be romancing on ME2
Oh Garrus. Loyal to the end.

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suthnmeh In reply to ??? [2012-03-02 08:18:31 +0000 UTC]

Stand in line, hussy!!
XD

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livia29 In reply to ??? [2012-02-25 05:50:13 +0000 UTC]

Who couldn't love Garrus' voice?

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suthnmeh In reply to livia29 [2012-02-25 08:14:25 +0000 UTC]

They'd have to have some kind of hearing deficiency.
Murrr

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PurpleBones In reply to ??? [2012-02-14 18:04:17 +0000 UTC]

You have a way with drawing expressions perfectly.

My Shepard shaves her head too! Mostly because I did at the time I started the game, and also I reckon she's got more important things to worry about than having "pretty" hair - you know, saving the galaxy and stuff...

Anyway GARRUS

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suthnmeh In reply to PurpleBones [2012-02-14 18:51:53 +0000 UTC]

Thanks so much! It's the thing i love drawing most^^

Yes, I figured that same thing too XD Bald femshep rules. She's practical, she don't care about no lipstick or curling irons! Imagine her having to re-do her hair each time she gets back from a mission? Helmet hair.

Fff garrusss...

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PurpleBones In reply to suthnmeh [2012-02-15 19:24:50 +0000 UTC]

Actually, something about Femshep's expression in the third panel reminds me of Tank Girl...

I know, right! How does Bioware make such sexy aliens? I made a new save file in Mass Effect 2 specifically to see how a romance with Thane would work out.

I romanced Garrus anyway.

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suthnmeh In reply to PurpleBones [2012-02-15 19:37:26 +0000 UTC]

Lol I googled her and she does have the resemblance.

Bahahahahahah!!! I don't think I could ever NOT romance the Garrus. If I tried, I'd fail miserably just like you. And we are SO not alone there.
Isn't there a demotivator around there about this?

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PurpleBones In reply to suthnmeh [2012-02-15 21:49:17 +0000 UTC]

I recommend you check out the comics, they're epic - and offer a great deal of inspiration in terms of art style

There probably is. But they don't know what they're missing.

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suthnmeh In reply to PurpleBones [2012-02-16 08:24:43 +0000 UTC]

I'll keep an eye out!

Haha no, I mean there was something out there that went something like this:
"start a new playthrough to romance Thane, Romance Garrus anyway"

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PurpleBones In reply to suthnmeh [2012-02-16 18:07:55 +0000 UTC]

Ah, sorry for the mix-up ^^''

Google "romance Garrus anyway" - IT EXISTS

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suthnmeh In reply to PurpleBones [2012-02-16 19:50:46 +0000 UTC]

I KNEW IT! XD It's so true too...

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Miss-Crane In reply to ??? [2012-02-12 20:06:09 +0000 UTC]

Hahah, love the expressions !
You managed to put some on Garrus' face, congrats X)
Also, your style is cool. It's nice to see some good ol' 'sketchy' pencil drawings here on DA (they're not exactly sketchy, but they've still got a bit of sketchiness in them... nevermind I'll stop talking now)

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suthnmeh In reply to Miss-Crane [2012-02-12 22:41:30 +0000 UTC]

Hogawd, expressions XD Darn turians.
They still awesome tho.
And thank you so much! I like the expressiveness of the sketchy style myself.

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Miss-Crane In reply to suthnmeh [2012-02-13 19:51:15 +0000 UTC]

Yes, pencil drawings are always more lively than inked drawings (though inking can be very cool as well)

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suthnmeh In reply to Miss-Crane [2012-02-14 07:34:57 +0000 UTC]

I agree^^

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Seraphi91 In reply to ??? [2012-02-12 08:10:15 +0000 UTC]

Oh yes!!!

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suthnmeh In reply to Seraphi91 [2012-02-12 09:05:04 +0000 UTC]

Oooh indeed yes.

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Seraphi91 In reply to suthnmeh [2012-02-12 12:06:20 +0000 UTC]

In ME1 I didn't real care what he was talking about, as long as I could keep him talking as long as possible, I was good~

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suthnmeh In reply to Seraphi91 [2012-02-12 12:25:41 +0000 UTC]

It's true too!!! Omg, the times I've heard "i'm here if you need me". Ffff.

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Seraphi91 In reply to suthnmeh [2012-02-12 12:33:22 +0000 UTC]

Or in ME2 "Can it wait for a bit? In the middle of calibrations.". I was like, YOU SHOULD BE CALIBRATING ME!! xD

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suthnmeh In reply to Seraphi91 [2012-02-12 20:10:52 +0000 UTC]

YAH, GARRUS! YOU DONE CALIBRATING ENOUGH FOR TODAY!

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Dracontar In reply to ??? [2012-02-12 05:42:41 +0000 UTC]

ROFLMAO!

I think I see the pattern here... somewhere...

:3 And yes I do agree his voice is so much sex. :3

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suthnmeh In reply to Dracontar [2012-02-12 07:17:21 +0000 UTC]

It is much much sex indeed. =_=
Harhar thank you!

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Dracontar In reply to suthnmeh [2012-02-15 05:12:14 +0000 UTC]

OH YES BABY OH YES!!!
HURR you're welcome! :3

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suthnmeh In reply to Dracontar [2012-02-15 09:12:06 +0000 UTC]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GARRUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Oh my...

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Dracontar In reply to suthnmeh [2012-02-18 07:05:20 +0000 UTC]

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RandomAccountOfDOOM In reply to ??? [2012-01-30 02:52:25 +0000 UTC]

I love every aspect of this piece C: Hahaha!

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suthnmeh In reply to RandomAccountOfDOOM [2012-01-30 08:31:26 +0000 UTC]

So glad you think so Garrusss

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Allantsuki In reply to ??? [2012-01-27 01:47:54 +0000 UTC]

Now this... was amazing

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suthnmeh In reply to Allantsuki [2012-01-27 08:22:16 +0000 UTC]

lawl glad you think so

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Allantsuki In reply to suthnmeh [2012-01-27 23:49:41 +0000 UTC]

Hurr

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Alarielle88 In reply to ??? [2012-01-23 01:35:57 +0000 UTC]

Hahahaha ten cuidado con el sarpullido. ^^

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suthnmeh In reply to Alarielle88 [2012-01-23 08:35:13 +0000 UTC]

AJIJIJIJI! *ejem* Aún no han llegado al punto en el que tenga que preocuparles

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thaLadyNeko In reply to ??? [2012-01-22 21:47:39 +0000 UTC]

Love those faces : ] heh

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suthnmeh In reply to thaLadyNeko [2012-01-22 23:19:43 +0000 UTC]

teehee thanks^^

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ShadowNuri In reply to ??? [2012-01-21 02:57:50 +0000 UTC]

Those expressions in panels 3 and 4...pfffttt...damn perfect.

This made me grin. I'm faving it just for those faces.

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suthnmeh In reply to ShadowNuri [2012-01-21 09:06:13 +0000 UTC]

Haha thank you!! I do loves me some portraits^^

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Tyltos In reply to ??? [2012-01-20 14:40:44 +0000 UTC]

I'd put that on infinite loop on my mp3 player. >.>

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suthnmeh In reply to Tyltos [2012-01-20 23:02:09 +0000 UTC]

What a great idea!!

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Violette-Aner In reply to ??? [2012-01-20 14:24:35 +0000 UTC]

Que es exactamente el bodrio que esta leyendo el pobre Garrus! La guia telefonica, no??? LOL! XDDD Todo para poder deleitarse con su sexy voz XDDDD Pobre Garr Garr

Por cierto, cuando Garrus menciona todo lo que hace por Shep deberias haber añadido "y recibir tus tiros fallidos en el culo sin quejarme" XDDDDD

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suthnmeh In reply to Violette-Aner [2012-01-20 23:03:52 +0000 UTC]

si, phonebook No se queje!! Podía haberle ordenado leer el Hola!
Lol pobre pobre Garr Garr... Sobre todo por lo que tiene que aguantar de las fangirls... Como los petnames estúpidos...
Y tienes toda la razón!!! Tenía que haber puesto eso XD Grandioso.

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Violette-Aner In reply to suthnmeh [2012-02-22 15:24:59 +0000 UTC]

Es que si le pones a leer el Hola ni lo aguanta el, ni Shep ni tu ni nadie XDDD Te imaginas al pobre GarrGarr leyendo cosas como "El nuevo novio de Marujita Diaz nos habla de su torrido romance" Sudores frios me dan de pensarlo

ROFL! petnames churreros XDDD pero y la gracia que hacen Alguien le ha llamado ya Garry Pooh XDDDDDDDD Mejor y no doy ideas.

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suthnmeh In reply to Violette-Aner [2012-02-22 18:38:40 +0000 UTC]

Shepard, me he dejado tirotear el culo porque tú me lo has ordenado. Pero me niego a degradarme a semejante humillación. XD Rofl he oído que ya hay por ahí una revista aficionada de sexo entre especies temática mass effect! LOL Cómo se llamaba?? Fornax?

DIOSSS quién le ha llamado Garry Pooh??!??! XDDD Qué humillante...

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Violette-Aner In reply to suthnmeh [2012-02-23 12:54:32 +0000 UTC]

XDDDDDDD Co..COMO! XD Peor mira que la gente es ultrafriki, benditos sean ellos, que son lo mejor de la humanidad XDDDDDD Fornax!? porque ese nombre tan raro, suena como un producto anticallos o algo por el estilo XDDD

No, nadie que yo sepa, solo conjeturaba nombres pestosos XDDD

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suthnmeh In reply to Violette-Aner [2012-02-23 16:12:00 +0000 UTC]

Benditos sean indeed O__O O no? Lol!! Que en una portada salía un hanar exhibiendo sus tentáculitos rosas XDDD Que cuando digo entre especies, por desgracia no me limito a turianos. Murrrrr. Ojalá XD

Venga, vamos a sacar más nombres denigrantes para nuestro querido GarryPoo

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Violette-Aner In reply to suthnmeh [2012-02-23 16:22:32 +0000 UTC]

Un...HANAR! ROFL! Son adorables con esa voz reverberante pero eeeeeer, sexys? no para mi gusto XDDDDD
Tendria que haber a parte una especie de Playturian para los que solo queramos ver turians XDDD

Oh my goodness XDDD creo que no se me ocurre nada peor que Garry Pooh...por ahora XDDDD

Tenemos que quedar nuuuu

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suthnmeh In reply to Violette-Aner [2012-02-23 16:24:42 +0000 UTC]

SIII LO QUE OYESS!! XD
No, no me lo llevaría a la cama... Si no fuesen animales vivos harían unos consoladores magníficos, pero esto es otro tema XDDD
PLAYTURIAN!!!! .............. vamos a hacer la portada de playturian, por favor..............

Ya sacaremos algo!!

SIIIIIIIIII AHORA TE LLAMOOOO!!!

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Violette-Aner In reply to suthnmeh [2012-02-23 16:29:23 +0000 UTC]

Oooooooooh jojojo que imagen tan sordida se ha proyectado en mi mente con es mezcla de hanar + consolador XDDDDDDDDDD Seguramente es una imagen que les encantara a toda esta gente que les gustan las chicas y cosas con tentaculos haciendoles cosas XDDDD

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!Que demonios! HAGAMOSLA XDDDD Podemos usar como referencia ese dibujo tan anatomica mente estupendo de Garr Garr como modelo

YEEEEEEEEEEY! Espero impaciente

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suthnmeh In reply to Violette-Aner [2012-02-23 16:36:14 +0000 UTC]

UN HANAR ES UN CONSOLADOR PARLANTE!!! No puedes negarlo XD Hasta el color y la textura es el de un dildo de goma. Por Dios, qué estamos diciendo??? XD Y a que no sabes qué revista guarra he encontrado y me estoy descargando?

SIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!! XDDD Ya está. No podemos dar marcha atrás. Dicho en DA, escrito en sangre. Y ahora a ver si por fin nos proporcionan un dibujo anatómico oficial estos de bioware

EN UN POQUIRRÍN TE LLAMO, QUE VOY A MERENDARRR!!

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Violette-Aner In reply to suthnmeh [2012-02-23 19:16:54 +0000 UTC]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLL!Solo les falta vibrar, aunque siempre pueden agitarse para producir el mismo efecto XDDDDD Estoy deseando verla y a la par me aterroriza su contenido. Que extraño sentimiento XDDDDD

Deal! XDDDD Con tu habilidad para las posturas y perspectivas y mi malsana obsesion por el detalle solo puede salir algo que haga que a todas las fans de Garr Garr les explote la cabeza (entre otras partes del cuerpoXDDD)

Poquirrin XD es una mezcla entre poquito y ratin. Yey! Has acuñado un termino nuevo!

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