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The next day, I awoke to find Feliciano had yet again somehow snuck into my bed without waking me up. Seriously, I have no idea how he keeps getting into my house. I was about to shout at him, but then I saw that he wasn't alone. [Name] had also got into bed with me, which I found a little weird ... until I remembered what happened the day before. She loved me ... and I wasn't sure I felt the same but, I was sure that she could help me be sure about this ... and teach me more about love. I got out of bed and got dressed, as I would usually do and wondered into the kitchen to find Gilbert leaning back on a chair with his muddy boots on the table. I had to refrain from shouting, as I didn't want to wake the others up and also I wanted to ask his advice. He is my older brother, after all ... and he had more experiance with women, so I thought ... "why not?"
"Gilbert ... I need to ask you something" I said, a little embarrassed
He looked at me with a confused glance
"What do you do if ... a girl likes you?" I asked, fidgeting
He almost fell out of his chair laughing
"Is this what I think it is?! Is mein little bruder in love?" He asked, grinning like an idiot
"I don't know ... I just wanted to know what to do if I was" I said
Gilbert got up and walked over to me, putting his arm across my shoulders
"Listen, brudder ... it sounds like you need help from the expert!" He said, smirking
I already began to regret asking him
"Tell me, what do you feel when you see this woman?" He asked
"Like there's butterflies in my stomach ... and a warm feeling in my chest" I mumbled
"Sounds like indigestion to me" He scoffed
I rolled my eyes and he pulled me in closer, almost strangling me
"Now ... here's some of my best pick up lines ... be careful, these are not for the faint hearted"

--

I tidied my hair when I saw [Name] come into the room, fully dressed and as beautiful as ever. I stood there like an dummkopf and smiled at her
"H-Hallo" I said
"Good morning" She said, grinning at me
I noted my brother's smirk and his thumbs up. I took a deep breath, trying to calm my nerves
"Uh ... Y-you look like you have a butt that won't quit ..." I said, blushing
"Ludwig!" She said, sounding horrified
I recoiled in horror and looked at Gilbert, who was grinning from ear to ear and urging me to continue, but when I looked at her she was bright red. She walked over to me and slapped me
"Pervert!" She growled
"I'm sorry! I ... I didn't mean-"
She walked into the kitchen, looking furious. I looked at Gilbert, who just shrugged
"I hate you and your arse face ..." I growled
"Go pinch her butt like I told you, that should sort it!" He said
I groaned and wondered into the kitchen, where [Name] was leaning against the wall, her face dark red
"Uh ... [Name]?" I muttered
She looked at me with a hateful glare and I decided that I should no longer take Gilbert's advice
"I'm sorry ... I took Gilbert's advice" I said, looking down in shame
I heard her laugh and looked up again. She was smiling
"Oh, you're so adorable!" She said, rushing up to me and hugging me tightly
She looked up at me and kissed me on the cheek. I remembered that in Italy kisses on the cheek were a greeting or something to that effect, so I thought it polite to do it back. I found it odd that she only kissed one cheek, but I kissed her on both cheeks regardless, making her go dark red
"O-oh my ... I wasn't doing what Feliciano does" She said, her smile dropping
I wanted to drop dead right there. I was completely hopeless ... then I thought, that maybe Kiku knew something. So, later that day, I phoned Kiku, accidently waking him up. I made sure I was alone when I made the call so no one would know where I was getting the advice from
"Wh-what is it?" I heard him yawn
"I need your help, it's about [Name]" I said
"Ah ... I see"
"Well, I need to know what to do. She's in love with me, and I think I might feel the same way. What do I do?" I said
"I see, well ... I guess I could help you"
"Danke, that would mean a lot to me, Kiku-san"
I always made sure to put the honorific or ... what ever it is he calls it at the end of his name, because when I didn't, he gave me a lecture
"Well, this is what I would do in that situation. Now listen carefully, hai?"

To be Continued

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The next day, I awoke to find Feliciano had yet again somehow snuck into my bed without waking me up. Seriously, I have no idea how he keeps getting into my house. I was about to shout at him, but then I saw that he wasn't alone. [Name] had also got into bed with me, which I found a little weird ... until I remembered what happened the day before. She loved me ... and I wasn't sure I felt the same but, I was sure that she could help me be sure about this ... and teach me more about love. I got out of bed and got dressed, as I would usually do and wondered into the kitchen to find Gilbert leaning back on a chair with his muddy boots on the table. I had to refrain from shouting, as I didn't want to wake the others up and also I wanted to ask his advice. He is my older brother, after all ... and he had more experiance with women, so I thought ... "why not?"
"Gilbert ... I need to ask you something" I said, a little embarrassed
He looked at me with a confused glance
"What do you do if ... a girl likes you?" I asked, fidgeting
He almost fell out of his chair laughing
"Is this what I think it is?! Is mein little bruder in love?" He asked, grinning like an idiot
"I don't know ... I just wanted to know what to do if I was" I said
Gilbert got up and walked over to me, putting his arm across my shoulders
"Listen, brudder ... it sounds like you need help from the expert!" He said, smirking
I already began to regret asking him
"Tell me, what do you feel when you see this woman?" He asked
"Like there's butterflies in my stomach ... and a warm feeling in my chest" I mumbled
"Sounds like indigestion to me" He scoffed
I rolled my eyes and he pulled me in closer, almost strangling me
"Now ... here's some of my best pick up lines ... be careful, these are not for the faint hearted"

--

I tidied my hair when I saw [Name] come into the room, fully dressed and as beautiful as ever. I stood there like an dummkopf and smiled at her
"H-Hallo" I said
"Good morning" She said, grinning at me
I noted my brother's smirk and his thumbs up. I took a deep breath, trying to calm my nerves
"Uh ... Y-you look like you have a butt that won't quit ..." I said, blushing
"Ludwig!" She said, sounding horrified
I recoiled in horror and looked at Gilbert, who was grinning from ear to ear and urging me to continue, but when I looked at her she was bright red. She walked over to me and slapped me
"Pervert!" She growled
"I'm sorry! I ... I didn't mean-"
She walked into the kitchen, looking furious. I looked at Gilbert, who just shrugged
"I hate you and your arse face ..." I growled
"Go pinch her butt like I told you, that should sort it!" He said
I groaned and wondered into the kitchen, where [Name] was leaning against the wall, her face dark red
"Uh ... [Name]?" I muttered
She looked at me with a hateful glare and I decided that I should no longer take Gilbert's advice
"I'm sorry ... I took Gilbert's advice" I said, looking down in shame
I heard her laugh and looked up again. She was smiling
"Oh, you're so adorable!" She said, rushing up to me and hugging me tightly
She looked up at me and kissed me on the cheek. I remembered that in Italy kisses on the cheek were a greeting or something to that effect, so I thought it polite to do it back. I found it odd that she only kissed one cheek, but I kissed her on both cheeks regardless, making her go dark red
"O-oh my ... I wasn't doing what Feliciano does" She said, her smile dropping
I wanted to drop dead right there. I was completely hopeless ... then I thought, that maybe Kiku knew something. So, later that day, I phoned Kiku, accidently waking him up. I made sure I was alone when I made the call so no one would know where I was getting the advice from
"Wh-what is it?" I heard him yawn
"I need your help, it's about [Name]" I said
"Ah ... I see"
"Well, I need to know what to do. She's in love with me, and I think I might feel the same way. What do I do?" I said
"I see, well ... I guess I could help you"
"Danke, that would mean a lot to me, Kiku-san"
I always made sure to put the honorific or ... what ever it is he calls it at the end of his name, because when I didn't, he gave me a lecture
"Well, this is what I would do in that situation. Now listen carefully, hai?"

To be Continued