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A few years back, me, two friends and my brother sat down and drew some creatures and objects we got from SlimeBeast's Random Monster Generator. I enjoyed these weird creations so much, I decided to re-draw these, as well as every other thing on the list I printed, and give them all fun backstories. These drawings are from after our session, and were originally done up about a year and a half ago.

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Prompt: The Ugly Render

"Agh, it's hideous!"

There are rumors, that if you search hard enough in the deepest, darkest recesses of the internet, you can find a file known only as theuglyrender.exe. It is said that if you manage to track down and locate this file, you will be greeted with a warning before downloading it. Of course, most will ignore the warning, after all, they searched this hard to find the file. After downloading theuglyrender.exe, it will remove all your desktop icons, and position itself in the direct center of your desktop. This is where fact ends. No one truly knows what happens when you open the file. The leading theory is based on the name of the file, as well as on "leaked" police reports. They say that when theuglyrender.exe is opened, it shows you a 3D model so hideous and poorly rendered, that it causes the viewer to become a horrifically deformed caricature of humanity. It is a horrible way to go, there is no doubt. But this all just speculation. However, the fact that a large number of deaths related to computers are being covered up in recent years does lend some credibility to this absurd, but frightening story.

Prompt: Transparent Stella

"Quit judging me!"

TO: Sam Garrington

FROM: Stella Matthews

It's so nice 2 know that there is som1 else out there who understands u. We both have been dealt a pretty shitty hand in life, but we both continue to persevere. U with ur crazy bones and me with my see-thru skin. Really sucks. But we finally found each other. Another who can relate! I can't wait 2 meet u in person, I just know we're gonna have a great time! So, see you soon nodle bones

Love, "Transparent" Stella

Prompt: Living Gut Pile

"Were we just attacked by some dude's guts?!"

There's bad zombie apocalypses, and there's BAD ones. It sucks when the dead come back to life to eat the living, it sucks WAY harder when EVERY part of the dead come back to life. That's how our zombie apocalypse is. One example; me and my friend were on a supply run early into the outbreak, you know, typical stuff. We had only really seen the dead at this point, so we thought we were in for a regular zombie apocalypse. Oh, how wrong we were. So we come up on this little corner store, and as we get ready to break in we hear someone yell. This dude turns the corner and slips. By the time he's back on his feet, a zombie rolls up behind him. So the dude turns, takes his knife, and slices that undead bastard open before shoving his knife through its head. It was a damn good kill, so we cheered a little, and walked over to meet the guy. Before we knew it, the zombie's intestines whipped to life, and wrapped around the guy's throat. We were stunned. Couldn't move an inch. We just watched as a living intestine wrestled a man to the ground, before spewing digestive juices and shit all over the guy's face. He screamed, we screamed, and before we knew it, he was turning. We ran faster than we've ever run before. So yeah, there's bad zombie apocalypses, and there's BAD ones.

Prompt: The Grimy Swapper

"Fuck, I can smell it from here."

A gargantuan mass of grease, fat and grime that seems to enjoy swapping objects.

Description
A few years back, me, two friends and my brother sat down and drew some creatures and objects we got from SlimeBeast's Random Monster Generator. I enjoyed these weird creations so much, I decided to re-draw these, as well as every other thing on the list I printed, and give them all fun backstories. These drawings are from after our session, and were originally done up about a year and a half ago.

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Prompt: The Ugly Render

"Agh, it's hideous!"

There are rumors, that if you search hard enough in the deepest, darkest recesses of the internet, you can find a file known only as theuglyrender.exe. It is said that if you manage to track down and locate this file, you will be greeted with a warning before downloading it. Of course, most will ignore the warning, after all, they searched this hard to find the file. After downloading theuglyrender.exe, it will remove all your desktop icons, and position itself in the direct center of your desktop. This is where fact ends. No one truly knows what happens when you open the file. The leading theory is based on the name of the file, as well as on "leaked" police reports. They say that when theuglyrender.exe is opened, it shows you a 3D model so hideous and poorly rendered, that it causes the viewer to become a horrifically deformed caricature of humanity. It is a horrible way to go, there is no doubt. But this all just speculation. However, the fact that a large number of deaths related to computers are being covered up in recent years does lend some credibility to this absurd, but frightening story.

Prompt: Transparent Stella

"Quit judging me!"

TO: Sam Garrington

FROM: Stella Matthews

It's so nice 2 know that there is som1 else out there who understands u. We both have been dealt a pretty shitty hand in life, but we both continue to persevere. U with ur crazy bones and me with my see-thru skin. Really sucks. But we finally found each other. Another who can relate! I can't wait 2 meet u in person, I just know we're gonna have a great time! So, see you soon nodle bones

Love, "Transparent" Stella

Prompt: Living Gut Pile

"Were we just attacked by some dude's guts?!"

There's bad zombie apocalypses, and there's BAD ones. It sucks when the dead come back to life to eat the living, it sucks WAY harder when EVERY part of the dead come back to life. That's how our zombie apocalypse is. One example; me and my friend were on a supply run early into the outbreak, you know, typical stuff. We had only really seen the dead at this point, so we thought we were in for a regular zombie apocalypse. Oh, how wrong we were. So we come up on this little corner store, and as we get ready to break in we hear someone yell. This dude turns the corner and slips. By the time he's back on his feet, a zombie rolls up behind him. So the dude turns, takes his knife, and slices that undead bastard open before shoving his knife through its head. It was a damn good kill, so we cheered a little, and walked over to meet the guy. Before we knew it, the zombie's intestines whipped to life, and wrapped around the guy's throat. We were stunned. Couldn't move an inch. We just watched as a living intestine wrestled a man to the ground, before spewing digestive juices and shit all over the guy's face. He screamed, we screamed, and before we knew it, he was turning. We ran faster than we've ever run before. So yeah, there's bad zombie apocalypses, and there's BAD ones.

Prompt: The Grimy Swapper

"Fuck, I can smell it from here."

A gargantuan mass of grease, fat and grime that seems to enjoy swapping objects.