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Published: 2007-04-11 03:35:25 +0000 UTC; Views: 1098; Favourites: 17; Downloads: 0
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I wanted to try my hand at painting something- so I picked one of my favorite weapons from either game. And before you call me a whore for liking it, I was talking about the shape. :BAlso lack of background because I'm a lazy bastard.
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... I knew they were compensating for something. D:
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Dunno, judging by the size of that thing...
Could go either way.
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So it's overpoweringly empowering?
That thing hold some sway.
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Well, I can always give you a GPS signal thing and it won't happen.
But I always speak lies. >D
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I actually have one of those for our car. I can make it talk with an Australian accent. |3
Why not speak something more comforting and warm? Like homemade tortillas.
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That's pretty hardcore. What accent does it usually talk in?
Well, if I made the tortillas, they won't be so warm and comforting as one would like. I can do burnt, though.
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Usually American English, which also usually sucks at pronouncing road names. Odd.
And burnt's fine, seeing as all I can do well is cold cereal. And one time I managed to catch it on fire. Talk about an awkward breakfast.
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Well, if your GPS can't pronounce the road name, then obviously it's whoever named the road's fault. You can't name a road that nobody can pronounce. If your GPS can't say it right, how many people will butcher it - and then how many people will mis-spell it when they get directions from that person and end up in the middle of Kansas? Unless you wanted to be in the middle of Kansas, and then, whatever.
I think that's an achievement, if nothing else.
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Normally I'd agree with you and we go on this rampant jihad to correct this grievous stream of errors, but, I mean, it's pronouncing street names ridiculously wrong. Like, one of the main roads I live near is called Bandera. You normally pronounce it 'ban-DER-ah', but this little unit, unless it's in Aussie mode, pronounces it 'bahn-DOR-ah'. And yet it says Tezel right.
That's what I get for living in a city where half the street names are in German. 9_9
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<<; I'm embarrassed for your machine.
I mean. WTF. )=
I wonder why it's the Australian accent that works and not a German one. Actually, why does it even have accents at all? I can just imagine the advertisements: "Global Positioning Device! Features include clock, colorful graphics, and a kinky Australian accent!'
I mean, unless they think the Australian language is totally different from the English everyone else speaks.
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Actually, I don't think there's a German accent on it, but I'd have to check to confirm. Hell, it even has Spanish and French, and I don't mean accents, I mean the entire language set. That and British and Italian English, which makes about as much sense as the coke I just spilled on my pants. True story. Just now. I'm incredible.
Honestly, though, we should create an Australian language. It will consist of nothing but what that Steve guy used to say. Considering he's probably the only Aussie many people in America knew for the longest time.
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I'd buy it if it had a German accent. Turn it up so you can hear the bass and drive around town with dark sunglasses and a do-rag and see how many people throw rocks at my car.
Well . . . I have a tissue, but I don't think it'll help much. D=
Replace all the English words with 'CRIKEY!' and 'Mate' and 'Eh' . . . wait. That's Canadian. Nevermind.
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Lolbass, the unit's about the size of a small speaker, it's designed to be hung on your windshield. No room for a subwoofer. Then again, I guess if you're speaking in German, you make your own subwoofer. It's tough not to sound angry in that language. xD
And, eh, you don't wear pants constantly without learning how to deal with spills.
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DAMN. D< Well, if you have a German man saying it, you can have the volume at 4 and have the bass rumble through you.
German's nuts. It's so . . . GUTTERAL. >D
Stripping usually helps. At least it makes people run away.
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Wow, I really, REALLY, like it without a backround! 
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xDD Well, see, I was originally going to make this dark rocky background so the glow of the sword would illuminate the subtle edges and give off this really creepy air.
I ended up being lazy. :B
Glad you like it, though. :3
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Ah. That would have worked. But it's still freaking awesome! And your welcome!
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Exellent painting. It's just one of those weapons that you hate... Unless you're the one holding it.
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Aye, but that's their problem. :B
Glad you liked it.~
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From this angle it seems like it would be a lot harder for a Spartan to hold than an Elite. Which makes sense.
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Pfft, who's into that whole four fingers and a thumb thing? Two fingers and two thumbs is where it's at. Dawg. Or something.
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The only downside is that you can't really flip someone the bird.
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I'm sure there's an equivalent gesture. Perhaps it involves the mandibles.
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I thought about that, but there doesn't seem to be much more you can do with them besides click them together. They're just not that flexible. Then again, I've heard a lot of other theories about them. Apparently they're everything from completely useless to important sexual organs.
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Well, at least they're not as bad as the Predator's. That dude is one ugly... No, I don't think I can quote Arnold again today.
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Eh, well, only because they didn't have much meat on them to begin with. And the spike thing. I never liked Predator that much anyway.
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Before I was confused as to if I should prefer the lightsaber or the energy sword. Now i know that Bungie knew what they were doing. Nice one.
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Aye, but a lightsaber comes in a variety of designer colors! Then again, you'd have to get one of these from a zeloticial alien warrior about three times your size.
I guess it evens out.
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hey you know what?..... am a lazy basterd my self
i need to study, do dinner, and some other stuuf i can lay my finger on at this moment.
i like it; but of all the wepons i seen i like the unhappy cannon balls
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did you ever see the tower of Dr Zalost?
if not you to YouTub and search the tower of Dr Zalost
click on part one (they are use more in this part)
then if you feel like it go on and wach part 2
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Behold! The Noobstick!
Ish vewy vewy noice. It looks more like a Halo 1 blade than Halo 2, though. Dunno if that was desired or not.
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I modeled it off the Halo 2 blade, but I always did prefer the first game over the second.
Glad you liked it. ;3
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*insert comment on how it vaguely resembles a penis here*
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I didn't even really notice that until you said something. ;_;
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I swear those blades are so secksi.
Excellent painting, too. |D The subtle texture and highlights... <33
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Calligraphic brushes are a friend to all. 8D
I've always loved those soft, silky blades, myself. So elegant and sexy and about a dozen other adjectives. Not to mention dead useful.
doublepenetrationmb>3
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