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Description "Your Princess is in MY Castle!!" the figure roared and the monitor went blank. The quintent of Hissi stared at it for several long minutes, jaws partly open in varying degrees of shock....

Then all at once the entire group erupted into fits of laghter, chattering all at once.

"Did you see those ships?!?"
"How does he expect us to take him seriously...??"
"What was that name again, King Poopa? Troopa?...??"
"What was his hang-up about plumbers?"

Amidst the laughter, one of them pressed a small button. A moment later a smartly dressed Hissi entered the room and snapped to attention... then raised an eyeridge at all the laughter and her stance relaxed considerably.

"I trust that this threat is not so severe as first anticipated?" the newcomer asked.

"No, not at all..." the apparent leader of the group answered, wiping a tear of laughter from one eye,"It seems this idiot thinks he has a hostage of such value we dare not act against him."

"Yeah..." another piped up,"He thinks he's got a PRINCESS...." and most of the group dissolved into laughter again.

"Princess?" the officer asked carefully,"Who is it?"

"It looked like "Lady" Asmelia's youngest, the all white one." came the answer, with exaggerated air quotes around the title.

"I see..." the commander noted, an eye quirking slightly and a sliver of a smile touching her lips. Only military training kept her from joining the officials in laughter,"What is our response then?"

"Send in a strike team, put a detachment on reserves if we need it. Blow this nutjob completely from the mortal coil."

"And the hostage?"

"Do whatever you can to rescue her, but I won't put anyone else in danger simply to rescue one spoiled brat." came the answer. The commander saluted and turned on her heel out of the door, letting it snap closed behind her.

"Can you believe he thinks he's superior simply because he has a shell?" one of them asked... and the rest dissolved into giggles again....


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Yeah, the Hissi never really went for a Monarchy style of structure in their governments, mostly because the idea of a birthline is a rather foreign concept. They don't have last names, and while there is family loyalty, the idea of someone being worthy to lead simply because you gave her birth never clicked with the Hissi....

- Polecat

Lessons Learned: I tried to keep the outfit I used with Birdo, with some minor adjustments. And I remembered to add a crown this time, it was harder then it looked.
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Comments: 44

TurnedWhyte [2021-10-25 22:40:13 +0000 UTC]

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TCPolecat7 In reply to TurnedWhyte [2021-10-28 13:48:27 +0000 UTC]

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ron300 [2014-04-23 15:50:52 +0000 UTC]

And what about...bikini bondage...ayone

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TCPolecat7 In reply to ron300 [2014-04-23 21:15:09 +0000 UTC]

What about it...? O.o?

- Polecat

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ron300 In reply to TCPolecat7 [2014-04-23 21:26:10 +0000 UTC]

Of hissi...of course

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Dino-Romeo [2013-08-01 16:10:54 +0000 UTC]

Your princes is in MY house

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TCPolecat7 In reply to Dino-Romeo [2013-08-02 02:39:08 +0000 UTC]

Castle, house, regardless she ain't home, that's for sure.

- Polecat

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luaisyrulz [2012-05-09 07:19:48 +0000 UTC]

THAT SOOO WASN'T A !!!!! It was supposed 2 b my jaw opened

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TCPolecat7 In reply to luaisyrulz [2012-05-09 20:55:46 +0000 UTC]

*chuckle*

- Polecat

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luaisyrulz [2012-05-09 07:18:54 +0000 UTC]

)

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meow321 [2011-05-15 18:14:21 +0000 UTC]

^.^

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BnGJessie [2009-12-05 05:01:16 +0000 UTC]

*giggle* I can totally see Hissi versions of Mario and Luigi trying to rescue the princess and finding Hissi version of Toad telling them she's in another castle, over and over again. XD

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TCPolecat7 In reply to BnGJessie [2009-12-05 11:47:13 +0000 UTC]

Only problem is, there's no Hissi males.... so they'd ALL end up kidnapped....

Maybe that's not such a bad idea after all....

- Polecat

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BnGJessie In reply to TCPolecat7 [2009-12-06 07:11:03 +0000 UTC]

Agreed.

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FanArtFantast [2009-07-05 14:12:01 +0000 UTC]

So cute. The hinted at blush just makes her adorable.

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TCPolecat7 In reply to FanArtFantast [2009-07-05 20:08:16 +0000 UTC]

Thank you, glad you liked it.

- Polecat

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Night-Miner [2009-07-04 04:09:36 +0000 UTC]

Mmmm very very cute work ^^

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TCPolecat7 In reply to Night-Miner [2009-07-04 10:21:30 +0000 UTC]

Heh, glad you enjoyed it.

- Polecat

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Night-Miner In reply to TCPolecat7 [2009-07-04 11:14:33 +0000 UTC]

I certainly did, great job ^^

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ZetaRESP [2009-07-01 19:47:28 +0000 UTC]

So... Why is she dressed like that, anyway?

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TCPolecat7 In reply to ZetaRESP [2009-07-01 20:49:53 +0000 UTC]

Why not?

- Polecat

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ZetaRESP In reply to TCPolecat7 [2009-07-13 18:20:47 +0000 UTC]

Nice question... You got me, baby.

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Gojiro7 [2009-06-30 05:37:58 +0000 UTC]

hmm, this story makes me wonder why the mushroom kingdom doesnt form its own swat team

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TCPolecat7 In reply to Gojiro7 [2009-06-30 10:58:12 +0000 UTC]

Because the "Toadstool" people are just that, toadies, and lack the spine for it. Beside,s they found someone to do it for 'em, Mario & Co. Why bother trying if you can rely on them?

- Polecat

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Gojiro7 In reply to TCPolecat7 [2009-06-30 16:14:48 +0000 UTC]

hey!! nothing grows you a spine faster then clutching a AK47 and being told to take care of business >:3

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Havek-san [2009-06-29 22:35:24 +0000 UTC]

I feel sorry for her that her own people aren't heavily vested in her rescue as they are in Koopa's sound defeat. But it brings to mind why Peach keeps getting captured. Me thinks she allows herself to be due to something that Koopa has or does to her while in she's captivity.
If that's the case then Ms. Hissi might be in for a fun little vacation.

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TCPolecat7 In reply to Havek-san [2009-06-29 22:38:50 +0000 UTC]

I always got the impression that Bowser treated the Princess pretty well, if you discount the bondage at whatnot, which (as others have noted) I'm starting to think Peach enjoys. As for the rest... well I should have noted that the whole "princess" thing caught on as a bit of a fad with the Hissi. They have no native concept of a Monarchy, but most other civilizations have, and the fairy-tale princess caught some of their imaginations to the point some of the richer Hissi try to live that lifestyle (thus the spoiled comment).

- Polecat

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Havek-san In reply to TCPolecat7 [2009-06-29 22:49:56 +0000 UTC]

A brat is a brat, but a sexy brat is worth saving, if at least to keep captive for yourself.

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TCPolecat7 In reply to Havek-san [2009-06-29 22:54:50 +0000 UTC]

No arguements there, but what "plumber" would save her?

- Polecat

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Havek-san In reply to TCPolecat7 [2009-06-29 22:57:40 +0000 UTC]

Wario? Maybe she's his kinda girl?
I'm sure there might a "plumber" amongst the Hissi how would want to rescue a pretty damsel in distress for a nice reward.

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TCPolecat7 In reply to Havek-san [2009-06-29 23:03:29 +0000 UTC]

Ugh, god I hope not!! And I figure Plumber is just a key word from Bowser about any hero-type. Besides, who said it had to be a Hissi to rescue her?

- Polecat

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Havek-san In reply to TCPolecat7 [2009-06-29 23:05:53 +0000 UTC]

I'd rescue her.

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Sitryon [2009-06-29 22:08:09 +0000 UTC]

GAAAAH!! How could i miss this magnificent gagged little cute hissi girl!?! When it happened?!?! And why!?! WHERE?!?

XP awesome Hissi picture <3 you where right when you said i'd loveded it <3

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TCPolecat7 In reply to Sitryon [2009-06-29 22:17:51 +0000 UTC]

I thought you might. Heh. And I thought you'd find the references to a certain princess kidnapper (serial) in the little story bit too. Tho i think now we know why he doesn't expand his horizons to other princesses now.

- Polecat

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Sitryon In reply to TCPolecat7 [2009-06-29 23:45:14 +0000 UTC]

haha XD oooh, i noticed that! It's pretty clear X3 but i wasn't sure if i was right or not this little hissi it's awesome and i think there isn't the need of expanding any horizons anymore since he caught this little curvey thing >:3

-KK

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TCPolecat7 In reply to Sitryon [2009-06-30 00:04:40 +0000 UTC]

*LOL* Aye, possibly. Tho the question is, who will be her "plumber" to come to the rescue?

- Polecat

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Sitryon In reply to TCPolecat7 [2009-06-30 09:05:46 +0000 UTC]

The point is... There will be someone to resque her >:3 ?

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TCPolecat7 In reply to Sitryon [2009-06-30 10:51:44 +0000 UTC]

We don't know... Stay tuned next time....

- Polecat

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Sitryon In reply to TCPolecat7 [2009-06-30 11:12:11 +0000 UTC]

be sure i'll stay tuned XD

-KK

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AmandaMorganAura [2009-06-29 21:44:15 +0000 UTC]

hehe im pretty sure but lemme see are ur the one thats going to do that to me XD

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TCPolecat7 In reply to AmandaMorganAura [2009-06-29 21:51:26 +0000 UTC]

I decline to comment on the grounds I may incriminate myself... especially if someone else does it.

- Polecat

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AmandaMorganAura In reply to TCPolecat7 [2009-06-30 01:43:55 +0000 UTC]

then where else would you like to comment besides on here XD

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AmandaMorganAura [2009-06-29 17:24:02 +0000 UTC]

awww so cute! i wish they could do that to me ;-; im a princess too but you cant find where i am XD ^,^

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TCPolecat7 In reply to AmandaMorganAura [2009-06-29 20:32:16 +0000 UTC]

Considering the rep Princesses have, I'm sure it'll happen in due time.

- Polecat

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