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I'm usually not a bandwagon kind of person, but these Error Message things have gotten so popular lately, I figured I'd give it a shot. I took my Adventure Game story as inspiration. WARNING: TG may be involved!EDIT: No More Entries from people who haven't posted please! I'm trying to finish this up so I can get back to work on stories.
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I eat a. couple pieces of meat and continue on my way.
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You eat the meat. It tastes horrible. Obviously these goblins are not very good at preserving the meat. As you turn around you see a sneaky little goblin. He looks very surprised and blushes upon looking at you. He stares at your cleavage for a moment before looking straight down. "Er, um" he begins, "I'm sorry, you need something? I'm the guard here! You better watch out!" He tries to stands bravely but it seems fake and it seems he is trying to impress you. "Prisoner on loose, very dangerous. You need help?" He asks, still blushing and looking away.
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I tell him that I need his help and tell him to come over here
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The shy goblin grins warmly. "Of course! How can I help you? I've never been good at fighting, but I can help you with whatever else you need!" He makes a cute little salute as he approaches you.
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*to the goblin* I haven't been to our command center in some time and my memory is a little bit fuzzy. If you were to take me there I might reward you.
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The goblin blushes. "I need no reward...What is your name?" He asks. "Don't worry, I'll bring you to the chief."
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The goblin blushes again as he starts leading you away. "Oh, such a pretty name." You two walk along the corridors alone until a group of goblins approach. They are laughing at your companion. "Gregnar thinks he's gots a girlie!" One of the three cries as your companion, now obviously named Gregnar, seems to cower. "You know rule! We get woman, not you!" One of the goblins, an ugly creature by even their standards, looks at you hungrily. "You come with me pretty lade?" It asks, it's mouth drooling.
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sure after I do this *I pull out the knife and stab him in the head* as long as I'm around nobody hurts Gregnar
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The two other goblins scream and run away towards the way you came, the goblin you stabbed...is dead. Gregnar looks a little scared at first, and then very appreciative. "Th-thank you pretty lady!" He seems to gasp and blush, obviously embarrassed. "Er, uh, we should go..." He leads you further into the complex.
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so Gregnar how did you get stuck in a place like this
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The goblin shyly looks down at the floor. "Me goblin like you, but not like others. I was born here, It's not like I can just leave..." He keeps walking until you are nearly at a large wooden door. "I don't like the chief very much, talk to him if you want." He takes a step back, staring at you quietly, and a little sadly.
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there's one more thing I need you to do, I want you to walk in before me and distract the chief. He and I are old friends and Iwant to pull a prank on him
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He shakes his head, looking scared. "No! Then chief will hurt me! Or worse! You shouldn't try to trick the chief either, I don't want to see you hurt...Maybe I can yell..."
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He's my friend remember trust me
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"Er, um, fine. I help you." He opens the door, and you see a luxurious (for goblins anyway) throne room filled with trash and debris. In the center is a mighty throne made from scrapwood and bone. Inside is one of the largest goblins you have ever seen, wearing makeshift platemail and wielding a rather large sword. He is clearly very strong, and is surrounded by goblin women and other warriors. Gregnar enters the room meekly. "Chief Roughtpik? I er, have a question?"
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As he distracts the chief I use my stealth capabilities and the shadows to sneak up behind him and hold a knife to his throat and whistle to the guards
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You try to sneak behind the chief, but he notices you and your knife. "Hey you, woman!" He screams in a surprisingly low voice. "If you want a fight! We fight like men! Not Dogs! He jumps down and faces you, grabbing his large sword. The rest of the goblins stand back to watch the struggle. Gregnar is currently absent, although you saw a glimmer of him passing through the door.
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okay I want to make a little wager you win I become your slave but if I win you give me my antidote. Do we have a deal?
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The goblin chieftan laughs. "Antidote! There's no antidote for being a sexy goblin! I take your challenge though! I could use another slave for my harem!" He laughs as the goblins watch excitedly. He raises his weapon and screams, obviously trying to intimidate you considering his smug smile afterwards.
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I roll my eyes and get into a ready stance.
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The goblin screams in condescending rage and charges you with his great blade.
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I got under the reach of his blade and roll underneath him, then proceede to stab him in the heels
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He screeches in pain as you clipped his heels a little. His armor absorbed most of the blow, but it was still quite painful. He yells in anger. "Little Bitch! I'll show You!" He raises his sword above him and dives downward in a powerful slash. You hear cheering in the background, if you look back you see a shy gremlin standing in the background, chanting your name softly and looking a little hopeful.
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thanks to that cheer I'm fueled with confidence and swipe at his waist a couple of times before I stab his foot
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The swipes at his waist do little damage due to his armor, but your stab to the foot strikes true as his blade hits the ground. He screams in pain and falls down on top of you, he begins furiously punching you, these punches hurt quite a bit when they connect.
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I play dead until he gets off me
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He continues to beat your "dead" body for a while, you are going to have some major bruises (maybe even broken bones) after this. He gets up and roars with triumph! Many goblins cheer in...disappointment? Meanwhile Gregnar's voice sounds the saddest of all of them.
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I get up when his back is turned and stab him in between his armor plates
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He screeches in pain as the dagger enters him and falls to his knees. He throws his elbow backwards as the crowd cheers excitedly.
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I ask if he gives up and point my knife at his throat
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He grimaces at you. "ME NO GIVE UP!" He tries to rise to his feet.
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I kick his feet out from under him and he falls down
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He falls to the ground screeching in pain. Do you make the finishing blow? Or spare his pitiful life? The other goblins are watching quite intently, and are suspiciously quiet, like they are waiting for something.
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I sheath my knife and tell the chief that if he wishes to live he will tell me how to reverse the effects of the potion that are on me.
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The chieftain speaks softly at you. "There no reverse! But you win!" You are distracted from his talking by the large crowd of goblins who are cheering with incredible loudness. "KARLA! QUEEN! KARLA! QUEEN! KARLA! QUEEN!" They continue to chant with looks of respect and awe. Gregnar bows before you and the chieftain tries to crawl away to the corner.
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depressed and deeply saddened I walk out of the room completely silent
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You can not leave the room, blocked by the cheering crowd. Gregnar seems to be the only one to notice how sad you are. "Why're you sad? You beat the chief! You're queen now!"
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"that's the problem, I don't want to be queen I just wanted to be myself again and go home
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Gregnar looks confused. "But you're a goblin, and you are home! Are you not yourself?"
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I haven't been entirely honest with you Gregnar, I was not originally a goblin or a girl and I'm not from here either. I used to be a human and a guy, I was an adventure but, then I was captured by some of your allies and transformed into this * points to myself*
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Gregnar gives you the most honest look he can. "Who cares?" He asks. "Now you're a beautiful goblin woman, our queen! It doesn't matter what we were like before! You can change us! Give us pride, give us hope! You were a human, that makes you a better leader than I've ever seen before. With you as our queen, I'm sure we can soar!"
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I guess you're right but still...hey Gregnar how do you feel about being my second in command
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Gregnar looks honestly surprised. "m-ME!" he replies.
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sure I don't see why not you did help me get here.
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Gregnar looks happier than ever. He bows in a faux-knight style, which looks a little ridiculous. "YES MY QUEEN!" he yells. The other goblins bow before you as well.
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I smile "maybe this won't be so bad after all" I say to myself. " at the moment I require one thing I need you send out a team to find my wolf." I say to Gregnar
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You begin your new reign as Goblin Queen, Gregnar and your wolf faithfully at your side.
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The End (thanks for doing this)
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No problem, glad to have another complete.
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