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You’d think getting hammered by what’s essentially a Miocene grizzly would have killed him or at least knocked him out, but no. Guess that’s the perk of having a very robust skull combined with very little brain. And yes, this is the second-best paleo bitch-slap in recorded history, only behind Spino-Pimp from Monsters Resurrected. This moment needs to be highlighted.

Oh! And how can I forget. This guy also defeated freaking Dinohyus by ass-slapping it. Good grief, Amphicyon is the most pervy predator in this show, no wonder it was cast as the antagonist.

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You’d think getting hammered by what’s essentially a Miocene grizzly would have killed him or at least knocked him out, but no. Guess that’s the perk of having a very robust skull combined with very little brain. And yes, this is the second-best paleo bitch-slap in recorded history, only behind Spino-Pimp from Monsters Resurrected. This moment needs to be highlighted.

Oh! And how can I forget. This guy also defeated freaking Dinohyus by ass-slapping it. Good grief, Amphicyon is the most pervy predator in this show, no wonder it was cast as the antagonist.