HOME | DD
the-gneech — Ponynomicon
Published: 2011-09-12 01:43:31 +0000 UTC; Views: 5174; Favourites: 81; Downloads: 71
Redirect to original
Description
Princess Celestia warned you to stop reading those old books, Twilight! Now you're gonna become an evil enchantress who does evil dances!Related content
Comments: 49
I used to wonder what byakhee could be...
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
also, what's it like knowing that the canon reaction to dark magic is green scleras?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Hmmm... it's not that different from not knowing, really. *nods*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
its the necroponycon i made it first...............
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
>Nameless Colts
There are no words for how happy that made me.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
...Does evil dances until she summons Nyarlathotep, you mean?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Or faux-pony skin, anyhow. Even unspeakable evil has its limits.
👍: 0 ⏩: 2
according to cupcakes, no, no it doesnt. got halfway through and curled up in corner horrified
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
imagine Evil Dead with ponies, someone should expand that theme to fanfic... Twilight brought her friends to wood cabin and you know the rest.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
AWESOME!! Now if you excuse me, I need to pack my things and go live in the Ever-Free Forest. THIS TOWN IS CRAZY!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Eeyup, already have a wooden cabin built in the center *has already left the town with all my belongings*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Of course *burned down my house*
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Oh boy, somepony is going to be driven to madness.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
All these ponies are CRAZY!
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
I could stare into Twilight's eyes for hours. It's looking away from them that's difficult!
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
The works of H.P. Lovecraft generally. 
-TG
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
"Spike, take a letter. 'Dear Princess Celestia, what does Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn mean?' Uh...uh oh...Spike, forget the letter and RUN!!!"
👍: 0 ⏩: 2
With every page you turn you get a little more DERP!!!!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
The power of muffins compels you!
-TG
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
....
I've seen enough he- NO!
I will not start saying that to pony too. The internet has enough of it as it is.
...
Though I still see where this is going.... xD
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Love this!
I really like the titles on those other books, since I've been trying to come up with some like that myself and failed. Heh, Unspeakable Oats... ^^ I always preferred "Neighcronomicon", though.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Thanks!
"Neighcronomicon" is good too, but too dang long to write on the spine!
-TG
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
hmmm, Tobin's Guide to the Equestria World is *dun dun dunnnnnn* missing.
Hope she used the right words for opening the book.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
No "Spates Catalog of Maneless Horrors," either. Hmm.
-The Gneech
👍: 0 ⏩: 0