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[link]LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDO CRAASHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*crap explodes everywhere from overload of sheer guts n' GAR present*
Finally, the long awaited entrance is here!
The Security agent with the highest number of targets apprehended, legitimate or otherwise!
The loosest cannon of all of the agents within the ranks of Legion Security.
And the only man within Legion to have ever caused more damage than even A.C.E's budget could cover!
The one man walking catastrophe, Fefnir Diz Aster! The Land Crasher!
Bringing down both fire and ice around you, he's a hero who doesn't know the meaning of the phrase 'collateral damage'!
...no, seriously, he actually doesn't. Currently it's speculated that he thinks it's some kind of hair care product. It might explain why he keeps igniting peoples' hair when he gets bored.
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Because I have to, and someone beat me to the punch regarding the Double K joke.
"Hello, I'm Fefnir Diz Aster, and this is Jackass!"
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"And today we'll be experimenting on how well a building works as a baseball bat! Helping out today, let me introduce my assistant, Kitara Nekonomicon and her giant mecha, the ULTRAAAAAAS A! T! EEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXX!
*CHICKS DIG GIANT ROBOTS THEME*
...and then it all goes downhill from there.
Or up, if you mean in flames.
XD
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Nice Double K reference there.
Also, his gun was bigger.
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I was worried I hadn't gotten his gun to look right...in the end I think I just went with the shape of the gun and tried to make it fit the angle.
But HAH! I KNEW somebody had to get the Double K reference!
Seriously that is like, the most bro-tastic comic of all kind.
On a side note, though, since you seem to be the only one I know who collects SRW figures, remember the Chogokin DaiZengar and Aussenseiter you pointed out to me a while back?
Yeah, um, I'm kinda new to this whole thing, so I'd like to ask: Do they come pre-assembled or do you have to assemble them yourself once you buy them?
It might seem like a dumb question, but I'm new at this, and I know they have figures out there that you have to assemble yourself...or maybe I'm just confused. Any advice?
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Soul of Chogokin line is high-end collectible action figures. They come assembled and painted of course.
Though you'll have to pull Aussenseiter mostly apart to transform him.
Oh, and I'd suggest to have planned a space to store the box it came in - there will be a lot of swappable parts and the trays they come in are best way to store them without loosing em.
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Ah, I see.
In other words, I can rely on Soul of Chogokin stuff to be more or less a guarantee of their quality.
Extra space, huh? Yeah, I think I can manage that.
Any other tips?
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Well...
I'd say prepare to be strongly disappointed on QC and design of the action figures you are used to.
Oh, and you might get a nagging desire for more SoC that will not go away. Ever.
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........I'm going to need a bigger wallet, aren't I...
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Dammit...
BUT! IT WILL BE WORTH IT!
TROMBE! OVEEEEEERRRRIIIIIIIDDEEE!
...no seriously, I think I'll need to get like some mini-speakers or something to play next to that set when I get it...
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...Dear, sweet Lord.
I need this shirt. SO BAD.
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Yes! YES! You have a picture of him! I don't know why, but whenever he showed up in the Zero games, I'd start snickering.
Fefnir: You say something?
Me: EEP? Who, me?! (laughing nervously) I didn't say anthing.
By the way, Satern V was awesome. How do you come up with this stuff?
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I HAVE NO IDEA.
I think it was mostly because every time I saw an image of a shuttle being launched, or anything like that, I was just like, "Hot damn that looks awesome!" And so I wanted to make a move that had the same kind of visual 'look' about it.
Then I just needed an awesome attack name that would sound even MORE awesome when screamed aloud.
So I just thought back, to the most infamous of those rockets, the one that EVERYONE knows the name of and was probably the first one to show me that effect, and thus:
SAAAAAATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRNNN VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
The Saturn V.
AND THEN EVERYTHING EXPLODED.
Any time I saw him in the game it was more like "Oh crud not this guy aga-AAAAAAAAAAAGH STOP THROWING ME INTO THINGS!"
Seriously, out of all of the enemies who were your size, his throws and close combat fighting was completely unique, and unless you could hit him with recoil of some kind, you had no choice but to GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY.
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Looks interesting. ^^
He looks like that 1 character from Needless. I forgot his name.
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You mean Teruyama? Or Saten?
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I don't even like Fefnir(I make him taste Zero's boot when ever I see his face..It makes me smile. 
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It seems I inadvertently manage to fix many things about the official canon while writing stuff for the Chronicles.
First Omega with his new, wholly original personality (seriously, NOBODY ELSE EVER CAME CLOSE TO WRITING HIM LIKE THIS) Vent and Aile, the Colonel, CRAFT, Nana, and now Fefnir!
And it's only going to get better!
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This is your equation.
MagnumPhoenixZX = EPIC WIN
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... I can do nothing but shed a single manly tear of pride for you and the others' faith in me.
...THAT'S IT, NEW CHRONICLES CHAPTER IN THE NEXT TWO WEEKS.
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YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! *throws a party* AGAIN! EPIC WIN!!!
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Well, he IS rather slow in the thinking department...
And where is Harpy boy and Leviathan's wedding photos?
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...stiiill workin' on those.
And what he lacks in complicated planning skills, he makes up for in the area of breaking stuff!
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I found the bit about when he mentioned The Harpster (I said it that way because I think he's awesome) and Leviathan (swimmy swim swim XD). But it makes me wonder who the kid is... O_O
(Ideas flowing through mind at light speed...)
SHI*...
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Weeeeell...the kid is a CANON character from the ZX games, so yeah...Expect heads to explode when they're revealed.
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I think I know who... and if I were Harpuia, I'd be pretty ticked off at the little fudger!!
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I think you're on the right track there! Good job!
...and yes, Harpuia WOULD be.
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Man... I hope I'm right. If so, ZING! I got a point. XD
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someone's gonna have to explain what diz aster...oh. I just got it, I'm too damn literal minded for my own go *gets blown up by lastest insa--that is to say, perfectly reasonable experiment*
so much for the new ion guns.
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...like I said, you're definitely the new demolitions expert.
Or failing that, the guy we go to for OVERWHELMING CONVENTIONAL AWESOME.
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not my fault i like boom.
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In response to that, all I can ask is: WHO DOESN'T?
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...you're good at this.
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Diz Aster, indeed. I can imagine some poor mook rolling around screaming "It's cold! It's hoy AAAah, make up your bloody mind!"
I enjoyed that chapter mostly because of the interaction between Fef and Omega. Sit back and talk, joke around a little bit, reflect on old times--BOOM, fighting time!
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Thank you NeedLess, for giving me one of the GREATEST heat based weapon concepts of all time!
The chapter name says it all: Reminiscence, and ASSKICKINGS!
And as promised, I delivered! But yeah, this is again all part of me building up my versions of these characters, and in ways that most canon wouldn't normally think to go. That originality is my strongest point, and what keeps the Chronicles tickin' on.
...also it's partly my ego going: What's that? Megaman fanfiction? Bitches, THIS IS HOW YOU DO MEGAMAN FANFICTION!
Etc etc.
Things are different in the Chronicles. Don't expect to see cardboard cutouts of your favorite characters, like in a normal fic. These are the canon crew bigger, badder and more larger than life than they've ever been before! You get awesome bro-ments with Fighting Fefnir and Omega! The Colonel and Craft being professionally awesome! Vile being Chuck Norris! And more!
...incidentally, I feel I should take this time to further rock your face off by mentioning that the Hades handgun? Yeah, about those virus cores...
Well, to put it simply, where Omega's Zweihander has preprogrammed AI's and stuff already installed...The Hades doesn't. Oh sure, it has the Zweihander's Dominion system, but this one works differently. See, the Hades just has certain...categories, with each category being an A.I slot. SO instead...the Hades when it activates one such 'category' will simply SUMMON an A.I + weapon to fill that particular category, according to the parameters of that category.
Now, I'm sure you're wondering why I'm talking in such a roundabout way. Perhaps if I give an example of the titles of each...'category' you'll see where I'm going.
Saber.
Archer.
Lancer.
Assassin.
...do you see where I'm going with this?
Expect to see many more series crossing over with the Chronicles once THAT baby goes online!
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You, good sir, have set a new standard for making fanfiction. And I'm sure everyone (except trolls) salute you.
.....SHIIIIIIIIIII--Hell's Bells, you did THAT with the Hades!?! Muh. MUH..Yeah, preeetty sure any mind reading I had one you got overloaded from all the epic. Hell, the chapter is'nt even up yet!! Lemme guess, next thing is you gaining a Reality Marble?
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Who, me? Oh no, I don't get a Reality Marble.
But SOMEBODY in the Chronicles will!
...actually, SEVERAL people will. And yes, I even plan for THE Reality Marble to make a one-time appearance. And I'm SURE I don't need to say what THE Reality Marble is, now do I?
Reality Marbles were just TOO DAMN GOOD a gimmick to pass up so I'll of course be deploying my own versions of them among the Chronicles cast.
...actually, that's a good point. WHEN'S the next chapter due again? I keep losing track on my calendar...*sweat*
And yes, you will just about DIE when you see the 'heroes' summoned by the Hades. As you could already tell from my Avenger hint, they're not all going to be strict 'heroes' in the sense of the word. COnsidering just WHAT came out of the Hades to feed on the Virus Core, you should have gone an eerie kind of vibe off of it already.
You may have gotten me with Justice (who incidentally, may WELL make her appearance within the next ten chapters. SQUEEEEEEEEE!), but I still proudly say, I've gotten you beat with THIS plot gimmick!
IT'S A MINIATURE GRAIL WAR.
*looks out at the rest of FFNet*
WHAT YOU GOT FOOLS
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT?!
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THE Reality Marble and Reality Marbles YOU made up...is FF.net gonna be able to handle this??
Yeah...the Hades..you had me sweating bullets there. "Crapcrapcrapcrap ITS HIIIIIIM! Anything but HIM! HE'S GONNA EAT THE ZX UNIVERSE!!"
What they got..*snaps shades* is envy. YEEAAAAAAH!
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DAMN
STRAIGHT.
Of course, since THAT Reality Marble is already from a different series, you do realize there's really only one person I can give it to who can use it EXACTLY as it was in that series and will know the STORY behind it as well.
It's not Omega.
Well, if FFnet hasn't crashed yet, that just means I haven't hit it hard enough yet!
As for the Hades...
GUEEEEEESS WHOOOOOOOOOOOO?
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Oh, man, I can't wait!!!!
Holy crap, you found a Krelac smile!! IT DOES EXIST!!
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I KNOW, RIGHT?!
I just about choked on my drink when I found that! It was like "Browsing, browsing-HOLYSHITIT'SKRELAC!"
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Well, now you can express that smile anytime you please! That fact alone deserves another one!
...I was gonna do it, but nothing I put in works.
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It's usually done like this
:icon(whatever)plz:
No spaces, with (whatever) being replaced by whatever's the name of the icon. You can usually find that out by putting the mouse over the icon.
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Ah, I forgot "icon".
Theeeeere we go!
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Wait wait wait... So theoreticaly, the Hades is like a higher form of DiEnd's gun, only it can summon 7 AI EQUIVALENTS TO HEROIC SPIRITS?
That's overkill.
As for the Chuck Norris joke, well, one of the guys at EC just come up with two Ultimate Showdown during the whole Christmas fiasco:
Vladimir Putin vs George Bush in a boxing match (13 rounds and couting)
TEXAS RANGER CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS VERSUS SAINT NICHOLAS SANTA BLOODY CLAUS, ON A FLYING SLEIGH THAT RUNS ON DIESEL.
Try and tops that, I dare you.
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