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TheSpiderManager — A message from a restaurant
Published: 2010-10-10 16:54:54 +0000 UTC; Views: 976; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 13
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seems Destructo Man can't seem to get it through his thick head XPMade here: [link]
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Why am I not surprised that D-Man would do something like that? Still made me crack up, though. Oh and my MSN is back on.
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I'll back at home in about 30 minutes (still at college) and then we can chat, right?
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XD OMG!
FOR THE LAST TIME DMAN,THEY DON'T SELL NACHOS!!GO TO THE MOVIES AND GET NACHOS FROM THERE >:C
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XD
Destructo Man:...Nachos?
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XD
AT A MOVIE THEATER
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Destructo Man: OwO SHOW ME
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-.-..*takes him to a movie theater and shows him the nachoes*
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Destructo Man: OWO
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Destructo Man: YAY
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alright GOOD <<.*leaves*
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...YOU FOOLS. To anger Destructo Man is to invite ultimate doom upon us all!...For the next few hours, anyway.
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XD
Destructo Man: Nachos?
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Apparently, no. *points to sign*
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Destructo Man:.....nachos?
Brian: Yeah he can't read worth crap >_>
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Uh...maybe it's for the best.
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Brian: Destructo Man. Chinese Restaurants ran out of nachos and won't get them back for a very long time.
Destructo Man: Awww <=[ poor guys. Oh well, win some lose some right? Let's try the French Restaurant 
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...I think they're out, too. Try the Mexican place.
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Destructo Man: Ok. I'll try Mexican
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*Watches Destructo Man run off* Think this'll get him nachos?
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I hope so. He looked ready to go angry on us for a split second. Would've been a nice opportunity to test my ANGRY countermeasures, though.
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ANGRY countermeasures?
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Yup! I've finally found a way to deflect the wrath of ANGRY Destructo Man besides respawn.
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how? bribing him with choco nachos? or a picture of may in sexy clothing?
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Nope and nope. Guess again.
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Simple! SLIVERS! If that loony Genick gets near my stuff, I sic the hive on him and someone has to break it up before they manage to get his DNA.
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Fine. Remember. We made a deal. They don't get Destructo Man. *whispers* they get War.
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Indeed. Hence why they're my Anti-ANGRY Destructo Man defense. If he attacks me, they attack him, and then either you or the Demon Slayers have to snap him out of it before they eat him.
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but if they eat him, you'd be breaking our contract which will allow me to punish you in anyway without you punishing me in the process. Its in the fine print.
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Actually, I'm more worried about the fine fine print, which states that your attempting to harm me voids our contract in the othe way, allowing ME to commence a full-scale attack on your world. Either way, not something we want, hence why ANGRY Destructo Man cannot attack me. If he did, we'd break our contract to each other and kill each other, so I'm assuming that either you, me, or our characters would stop him before he can attack me.
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.__. Alright, next time, I'm in charge of the contracts -_-
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Hey, same effect, really. Either way it goes, we all have incentive to keep ANGRY Destructo Man away from me. And you WERE in charge of the contract...I'm just the one who writes the fine fine print.
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*note to self* Write contracts alone.
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Won't help. Then I can sue for inequality reasons.
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*facepalm* Will I ever win against you?
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Yeah. You managed to get Isabella to like me...and that kind of makes me uncomfortable.
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Well those are just small victories...
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And let's not forget that you have thwarted my every attempt to secure Destructo Man's DNA for even the smallest experiment.
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AND there's the fact that you refuse to release data on Ryan Ramirez, preventing my computers from extrapolating his capabilities and testing potential clone schematics.
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