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this is a "i hate twilight it ruined vampires" picture. god. that lady totally ruined vampires! theyre not supposed to glitter in the sun they either burn or explode in the sun. everyone knows that!Related content
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lol finally someone who does not hate twilight XD
im not a twilight fanatic crazy girl
and i do agree that most of the book is boring
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Im afraid... YOUR GLITTER GLUE IS A VAMPIRE! KILL IT.
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Well, actually there are vampires that carry the traits of the vampires from twilight. Not all vampires are like the Romanian ones. o3o
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Your glitter glue isn't a vampire, don't worry. But on the other hand... You might glue your face to the paper so it's way more dangerous. Forget what i said, start worrying.
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yes ur glitter glue is a vampire to
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Yes you should draw a little vampire face on it to make it complete : )
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i like twilight and i like jokes about twilight.
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3 steps to becoming a 'vampire':
1-buy glitter
2-throw the glitter on the floor
3-roll around in it
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I lmao when Bella was like: 'ur beautiful.' Dude that was the lamest thing ever.
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You're totally right!!!
A real vampire: "AH HELL NO! NOT THE SUN!!!" *takes up an umbrella*
Edward: ....
Vampire: Hey, shouldn't you hide? the sun's coming now!
Edward: Well, it's not dangerous. I just sparkle.
Vampire: WHAT??? You WHAT???
Edward: Sparkle. That's what we vampires do, you're a vampire too.
Vampire: ... Yes I AM A VAMPIRE, but I don't think you are.
Edward: Yes I am! This is how vampires are nowadays.
Vampire: Can someone turn him into a real vampire so I can watch him explode?
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ha i love this!!!! but i still love twilight no matter what
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I had an idea like that for this sotry i have in the works "The Supernatural friends" a Vampiure, a Werewolf, a monster hunter and a ghost are roommates ina San Francisco Apartment and an item i came up with was "Microcrystal Sunscreen" it was intendedted to prtect Vampires from the sun but it resulted in horrible injuries to human guys cosplaying edward cullen and used it and it was discontinued.
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Vampires... Badass f*ck*rs that burn in the sun. And annihilate any hindrance in their way. They're not supposed to fall in love T_T
There aren't any Vampires in Twilight. Only faries.
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lol i agree 100 % with you she ruiend vampires and werewolves
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yes. yes, your glitter glue is a vampire and watches you sleep xD
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lol last time im TEAM JACOB!!!!!!!!
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oh bi the way im adding this 2 my favs
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LOL thats soo funny.... but Twilight rocks
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Yes... Ur glitter glue is a vampire XD
I no rite! Stephanie Myer DID ruin vampires >
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Rofl. Nice. Love this. Added to faves.
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oh no is your glitter glue gonna bitez you?? XD
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Yikes! fear the glitter glue! Well at least it won't have fangs ....
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MESSED UP!!!!!! TWILIGHT IS AWESOME!!!! But, this is pretty hilarious.
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I just shoved a wooden stake into my glitter glue. Just to be safe.
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my response to this yes it is a vampire!!!!!!!!!!
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ok, altough I really really like Twilight, this is funny too
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theres no such thing as 'real vampires' their based on folklore nd true the first vampires did burn but that doesnt mean all of them do
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if vampires sparkle and faries use glitter so does tht mean the sparkly vampires are faries?
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No silly! It's vampire deodorant!
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No, for your logic is flawed - if a hollow placeholder is a dark haired girl, does that mean all dark-haired girls are hollow placeholders? Of course not! But the description makes a fair amount of sense.
Anyway, glitter glue is made from sparkling vampires. Trade secret.
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funny i love twilight i just hate the whole ..... you know .... vampire thing it dosent even make sence that they glitter, they totally ruined vampires.
P.s Ewards a dosshbag i hate him with pride
if ur chair dont like u it aint gonna let yah sit on it.
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