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Description this is a "i hate twilight it ruined vampires" picture. god. that lady totally ruined vampires! theyre not supposed to glitter in the sun they either burn or explode in the sun. everyone knows that!
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lunaphantom In reply to ??? [2010-03-30 21:18:54 +0000 UTC]

No its not, you are close though. Its vampire semen...

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aerendyll In reply to ??? [2010-03-29 07:24:40 +0000 UTC]

Is there a stamp for this, by the way? That would be epic.

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aerendyll In reply to ??? [2010-03-27 20:16:45 +0000 UTC]

Glitter glue - the hidden purpose of Meyerpires is to decorate your home-made birthday cards.

Now it's up to you to decide whether you boost the sales and allow more vampires to die/have their prey attraction device tapped off out of pure sadism/enjoyment or to scream in terror because of all the cards you tortured with it.

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cocomooluvr In reply to aerendyll [2010-03-29 04:37:10 +0000 UTC]

^^ OH, GOD! NOT THE POOR VAMPIRES! NOOO!

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aerendyll In reply to cocomooluvr [2010-03-29 07:24:02 +0000 UTC]

...what vampires? To me there are no vampires in Twilight, except for maybe the baddies of book 1 (I never touched the other books).

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cocomooluvr In reply to aerendyll [2010-03-29 07:25:58 +0000 UTC]

:/ Yeah...the "vampires" are just wussies with plastic fangs and glitter.

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SpudNikatnight In reply to ??? [2010-03-26 14:56:42 +0000 UTC]

dude, this is so true

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snowgodesse In reply to ??? [2010-03-25 11:13:14 +0000 UTC]

honestly twilight got raelly boring really fast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Scari-Senpai In reply to ??? [2010-03-18 00:49:23 +0000 UTC]

I hope not... that would be so lame.

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Steelwool In reply to ??? [2010-03-17 19:39:40 +0000 UTC]

Its a little known fact that glue CAN be made from the sub category of sparkly,sissy vampires

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darkangelpowder12 In reply to ??? [2010-03-17 18:24:18 +0000 UTC]

oh goodness,this is genius! XD
i laughed so hard!
fave!

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MaxiTehFox In reply to ??? [2010-03-14 01:03:31 +0000 UTC]

i laughed so hard i almost died xD

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CorrieTheWerepyre [2010-03-11 04:33:47 +0000 UTC]

Maybe it IS

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shootingstarsz In reply to ??? [2010-03-10 21:20:32 +0000 UTC]

oh my god!!!!! i love it!
hahaha

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fire-angel79 In reply to ??? [2010-03-07 17:31:35 +0000 UTC]

LOL nice reasoning xD

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kumoringo In reply to ??? [2010-03-01 22:05:35 +0000 UTC]

My charrie isn't even affected by the sun. He doesn't burn explode, die, or sparkle. In fact, he loves it.

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theSentel In reply to ??? [2010-02-18 17:37:29 +0000 UTC]

glitter glue owns edward *nodnod*... i feel sorry for the vampires in twilight i'd prefer to turn into а smoldering little pile of ashes instead of glittering all the time

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kagurafuuko In reply to ??? [2010-02-18 07:22:11 +0000 UTC]

LOL!!!! so I have a 'vampire' in my pencil case

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ChocolateChipKookie1 In reply to ??? [2010-02-15 02:40:23 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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KKgirls In reply to ??? [2010-02-14 18:06:54 +0000 UTC]

no.....that's where glitter glue COMES from.

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Genki-Ryu In reply to ??? [2010-02-14 13:26:11 +0000 UTC]

Darren Shan.

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La-La-Land-X3 In reply to ??? [2010-02-14 09:18:44 +0000 UTC]

lol, this is so true!

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keitos In reply to ??? [2010-02-12 11:51:49 +0000 UTC]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
omg, the best!

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TheWarriorsLeader102 [2010-02-10 00:23:14 +0000 UTC]

ROFL! -chucks glitter glue in the toilet- I ALWAYS NEW YOU WERE EVIL!

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TsukiMizu In reply to ??? [2010-02-08 04:23:26 +0000 UTC]

*rolls around on floor laughing my ass off*

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sarcastic-tofu In reply to ??? [2010-02-07 00:17:07 +0000 UTC]

May Twilight rot.

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CherryMentos In reply to ??? [2010-02-04 20:43:15 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA laughed so hard on this one... TOTALLY AGREED.

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AkumaUzumaki In reply to ??? [2010-02-03 08:08:54 +0000 UTC]

XD I hate Twilight too @__@ the weird thing is, my psycho religious grandmother acutally likes this crap @__@ and not to mention my little 6 year old can read the book,I mean whats so great about a stupid sparkling vampire that goes around and stalks little kids, and rapes them?! I mean come on!

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GerardWaysVampire In reply to ??? [2010-01-31 18:44:02 +0000 UTC]

Twilight-the eyesore of English literature.

Worst book that I have ever read.

I'll stick with Dracula and The Vampire Chronicles thank you very much =]

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KooboriSapphire In reply to ??? [2010-01-30 21:32:54 +0000 UTC]

Yes it is, it's just waiting for the perfect moment to bite your ass

No, she didn't ruin vampires, I'd so rather glitter than to have my ass burnt in the wonderful daylight. Wanna know what ruined vampires? This did [link]

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tetraandlinkforever In reply to ??? [2010-01-26 19:51:36 +0000 UTC]

when twilight first came out, i liked it. but now i only WATCH IT TO LAUGH AT IT AND DIS PEEPS WHO LIKE IT!

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DaisyRox3107 In reply to ??? [2010-01-25 23:19:29 +0000 UTC]

funny lolz XD i am a huge fan and other fans need a sense of humor

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baileybrunette In reply to ??? [2010-01-23 20:19:53 +0000 UTC]

strange :S

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Maria-Mimosa In reply to ??? [2010-01-20 23:32:50 +0000 UTC]

Glue Vampire XDDD

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unicorn-skydancer08 In reply to ??? [2010-01-19 04:31:09 +0000 UTC]

What is it with vampires and sparkles?

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PrincesssCuullen In reply to ??? [2010-01-17 19:56:19 +0000 UTC]

Twilight rocks! D:<

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rchcc122 In reply to PrincesssCuullen [2010-03-11 05:27:10 +0000 UTC]

Hmmm... not really. It's actually kinda really, really bad.

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XenoWarriorRE In reply to ??? [2010-01-17 04:09:37 +0000 UTC]

LOL XD

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karkatwontmarryyou In reply to ??? [2010-01-13 16:06:41 +0000 UTC]

OMG MY EYESHADOW IS A VAMPIRE D: OH NOES!!!!!

Hilarious, I love it :3

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The-Red-Right-Hand In reply to ??? [2010-01-09 10:51:20 +0000 UTC]

lol twilight does suck for its mass amount of failure in

-being a vampire
-being normal human beings
-stalking
-being in a normal relationship
-strange incest
-bad taist in directors
-bestiality
-bad taist in actors
-emo attention seeking story line
-being a vampire (think that needed to be mentioned twise)

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xzxLostSoulxzx In reply to The-Red-Right-Hand [2010-03-11 06:39:03 +0000 UTC]

couldn'tve said it better meself

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BanesMasterpiece In reply to ??? [2010-01-09 02:22:28 +0000 UTC]

*LOVE*

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mimikayuko In reply to ??? [2010-01-07 02:07:24 +0000 UTC]

lol

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highho In reply to ??? [2010-01-06 23:34:41 +0000 UTC]

hmmm...I think your glue is a vampire...is it a good actor?if so it has great chances getting a role in the next movie

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Plmko55555 In reply to highho [2010-01-13 18:53:38 +0000 UTC]

To get into a Twilight movie it has to be a terrible actor.

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Shadow-Fangs In reply to ??? [2010-01-05 23:07:09 +0000 UTC]

That woman like ruined Vampires I mean now like every Vampire book I read they like have like some weird new power and can live in the sun its like total bullshit.

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MlleKohaku In reply to ??? [2010-01-05 21:18:14 +0000 UTC]

I'm a Twilight fan (Although it is serisouly beginning to get on my nerves) and I still found this hilarious.

Stephenie Meyer has single-handedly bastardized vampires.

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Pinkutti In reply to ??? [2010-01-04 06:59:51 +0000 UTC]

I love it! But I love Twilight too....

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Dr-Innocentchild In reply to ??? [2010-01-04 04:11:05 +0000 UTC]

no. its just made of vampires *lol*

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EclecticRambling In reply to ??? [2010-01-03 04:57:46 +0000 UTC]

LOL I soooo agree! Fairies glitter and sparkle not vampires. *gasp* Maybe they're half fairies O.o?

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