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TipsyRa1d3n — Pokemon - Interlude Between Two Offerings
Published: 2017-12-02 17:03:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 1398; Favourites: 11; Downloads: 2
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Offering No. 231, aka "Grace". When she finally meets Offering No. 7.There's a bit of a story that comes with this pic! Let's see what it is!
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Up until this point, everything had gone better for Grace than she had ever remembered them being! Everything behind the Maze-Eyes is such a blur that she has hardly any recollection of who she used to be. But that was fine...she was okay with being Grace. With living her new life, here, now.
So why was HE here?
She could swear that her entire body erupted into every sign of abject terror. Frigid sweat, heart seizing up as if afraid to beat, ragged breath, welling up in her throat as if she didn't know whether to cry until her tear ducts dried up, or scream as loud as she can.
Merely seeing THAT symbol...everything came rushing back to her. She could argue vehemently that seeing that abominable symbol not only reawakened THOSE memories. It felt as if those...no. No no no no no, don't remember it, please don't remember--
"HEY SMALL SICKLY KID!!! D'you have any social media accounts? Because I've recently hooked my brain up to Internet, using a 4G data plan, and it has been making me stupid as HELL. I have spent literally every waking moment connecting myself and downloading junk into my ol' lobes. And you better believe I'm not paying a penny for it! It's the most welcome change of pace, ever since I saw Geigor start putting those little kissy mouths on his inventions. Yeah. He did that cuz if you can't be decent, be creative! JUST. LIKE. MAAAAAAAAGIC.
But anyway, I'm Lucky Number 7, how ya doin?"
Um...that brought her out of her triggered state. Maybe not entirely, but this was such a whiplash, that just...what. WHAT?
She listened a little more closely to the psychic waves his head was emitting. To what she THOUGHT were whispers from Hell! What were they really?
...he's broadcasting Internet memes. What is she even supposed to say to that?
"...h-h...huh...? Y-y-you're not going to...?"
"PPPHHHT! Me? That thing with the changey vomit-venom stuff that everyone else in the cult does to get Loot Crates from Hell, including to ME? Haaaaa. And I thought MY jokes were bad."
"You're not g-going to hurt me...? You seem different than all the others. I've never seen you perform The Ritual before."
"That's cuz I didn't! Look kid. If you want something out of life, you gotta steal a car, flip it upside down, and sit on the exposed chassis while doing Kama Sutra poses on it until it starts moving on its own, and inevitably crashes into the local convenience store, getting what you want, but also costing thousands of human dollars in repairs that you're gonna avoid paying!"
"W....I...buh? I'm so confused..."
"It's confusing, yeah! But it's the way I do things! Sooooo, heheheheheh. THAT IS HOW IT IS GOING TO BE, QUEEN BEE!"
"W-w-what about the Maze-Eyes...?"
"What ABOUT the Maze-Eyes? 'Tis just me left. The other Apostles are in a Hell of some kind, and I'm not. Which means I get to do whatever I want! Whenever I want! However I want! And it's gonna be a gasser!
...ooohh, what's with that angry look on your face? Awwww, did I hurt your wee feewings? Does baby wanna see big bad man get punished? Oooooh~!"
As a feeling of moral outrage had sparked in her, feeling ever more upset at the prospect of ANY member of the Maze-Eyes being allowed to roam free. To continue hurting people...she saw him toss a loaded gun at her feet. No. 7 noticeably not smiling anymore, standing still and waiting patiently.
"Kid. My sanctioned empathy suppressor's wearing off. I know I did shitty things to you and other people, Ritual or not. I'm crazy, but not stupid. And I can't hold a gun steady long enough to do this myself! So...
Do us both a favor. Aim and pull the trigger."
"N...no...don't make me do it. Please d-don't..."
"Do it.
DO IT.
DO IT YOU COWARD. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PULL YOUR DAMN FINGER BACK! HAHAHAHAAA!
YOOOOOU ARE USELESS!
So help me, what else must happen to you to convince you to just pull. Your. FINGER?!
Hah...what kind of sick joke is this? Ya can't do it. Ah whatever. You had your chance to do something about me, so whatever happens now? YOU'RE not allowed to complain about it! M'kay? So, heh, I'll leave you to grieve, while I mess around with Officer Jenny some more. Cheerio~!"
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Comments: 42
Okay, so the tl;dr version I'm assuming is something like "Grace is getting involved in Maze-Eye stuff again.", correct?
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Well, the tl;dr is actually:
"Grace THOUGHT she's getting involved in Maze-Eyes stuff again. Except the last remaining "member" isn't invested enough to pose a threat."
Of all the Maze-Eyes to avoid their retribution...it's this complete loon. And while their encounter has left her upset, it's also left her REALLY confused.
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So it's just some random harmless nutjob speaking nonsense to her who happens to look like the Maze-Eyes? I was starting to think that you might've retconned her happy ending because you thought of more ways to torment her! Good thing I was wrong about that.
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Of course not! Her happy ending shall remain standing tall!
The thing is...this guy was inducted into the Maze-Eyes cult as an Apostle. AFTER being psychologically broken via The Ritual. Except he was never really all that loyal to them to begin with. He never even performed The Ritual! He was just really insane! The Maze-Eyes just did their best to make those crazed tendencies into violent ones.
But without them? He's just...kind of obnoxious. But not much more than that.
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So he's crazy, but no longer violent because no one is telling him to be anymore? That makes sense. The picture can be misinterpreted though. Context is important, so it's my own fault for not reading it. But thanks for the summary.
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Amazing work dude, 7 looks like one crazy ass guy
Do you want me to send you the other chapters of the story I've finished so far?
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No offense, but I thought Offering No. 7 became a hero again
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Well, this is him at the VERY start of his redemption arc. Fresh off the mothership, and still quite crazed. But more of a nuisance than an actual threat.
Which means given time and assistance he will likely be that hero again. Just not QUITE yet.
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Aaaand his face changed because I just updated his appearance it a little bit.
He still has faint traces of his Beheeyem biology, cuz of the lines.
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Guess he's more of a "nuisance" than a threat...
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The gunshot is sudden and hideously accurate, tearing through flesh and a discharge of electricity turning the maze eyes to ash.
The human cycles the bolt of the rifle calmly, then casually confirms his kill and slowly gets up, and shoulders the rifle.
he steps back from the window, motions to a raticate Gustave has fought manny times, and she follows after him. The silent killers.
Garudo Ichimonji. The angel of death, strikes again.
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"Oh fuck no." Darkness said as he formed a Bone Rush staff in his paws. "GET BACK HERE YOU BASTARD!"
He ran after the thing that had made Grace cry.
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No. 7: HAHAHAAAAAA, YER NEVER TAKING ME ALIVE COPPER!
*From seemingly out of nowhere, he seemingly summoned a bumper car from out of nowhere, and began riding on it. Being just slow enough to remain in Darkness' sights, but too fast for him to keep up.*
ALSO HEY, I got a funny nickname for yer fly girl~!
Grease.
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Darkness growled and he used Extreme Speed, throwing Bone Rush staffs at No.7 when he could.
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*One last Bone Rush, and he has been knocked off his Bumper Car, and right into a hot dog cart!
As he got back up, he faced Darkness with a "determined" expression on his face, and begun to motion as if using a Kamehameha.*
No. 7: Co...ca...Co...la....
*As Darkness can see...there appears to be a giant, glowing can of Pepsi made of energy forming in his hands.*
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Darkness hissed and he used Psychic before he fired a Dark Pulse at No.7.
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No. 7: CO...CA...CO...LA...?
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!
*No. 7 responded to his Dark Pulse, by firing the giant pepsi can at Darkness, causing an explosion. When the smog had cleared...No. 7 was standing in a Pokemon Battle arena, while wearing a pickelhaube and fake mustache.*
No. 7: Guten tag, little schnitzel~ Ve fight like men, ja?
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"Oh, we will." Darkness said as he smirked. "Just give me five minutes to get dressed for the part."
He dug into his bag, bringing out his megastone.
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*While Darkness was being serious about giving this guy what for, No. 7 was uh...
Trying on wedding dresses. Peeling an orange. Using a baseball to bat some random Pokeballs all over. Kind of alarming he isn't more worried about the Mega Stone.
Grace was nearby, wishing him luck as he's about to take on No. 7.*
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The symbol for Mega Evolution appeared above his head as he was wrapped in a cocoon of energy. It shattered to reveal the Mega Lucario.
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*And as Mega Darkness revealed himself, ready to kick his ass...
No. 7 isn't even facing him anymore. He's sitting on the floor with a laptop facing AWAY from him, and currently writing a negative review for a critically acclaimed video game.*
No. 7: "Super...Mario...Odyssey...sucks Lucario blue ballz, Like an overhyped Mobile Phone Game. Play Angry Birds instead, lol".
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His left eye twitched and he fired an Aura Sphere at the laptop.
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No. 7: "0/10, aaand submi--"
BOOOOOOOM!!!!
No. 7: ...now that's just rude. Freedom of Speech, amirite? Do I not have it, just like you~?
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"You tossed that right out of the window when you made Grace cry."
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No. 7: OH COME OOOOOOOOOON! Ol' Greasy Girlie?
If she hated me that much, she would've just shot me with the gun I gave her! But instead she just stood around being merciful!
So, heheheheh, that's her loss, so I'm off the hook. But here's the better question: why do YOU care?
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"I care because I'm the one who saved her. I care because I gave her the name that she has now. I care because I love her."
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*Grace had been wanting to confess for quite a long time! Both of them knew their feelings for each other. But hearing him say those words...Grace couldn't help but feel happiness well up inside him. Happy tears and a rosy blush begun to form on her face.
And No. 7?*
No. 7: Hmm. Hmm! That takes the cake alright. Speaking of loving cake...
*He pulls a chocolate cake out of seemingly nowhere, with the phrase "420 GRACE IS GREASE LOL" written on it via frosting, and starts eating it. In the middle of battle. He set up an arena, and yet doesn't even feel like battling seriously! Just being a giant nuisance to Darkness and Grace!*
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Meanwhile...
Bethany and Flare grinned, something good had happened to their son.
Back to the nuisance...
Darkness charged up a Shadow Ball and he threw it at No.7.
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*As it is, No. 7 was more focused on eating his cake than actually fighting him. In fact, he begun to dodge his attacks masterfully while pigging out the entire time! He hasn't even attacked yet, and is just making Darkness waste PP for his moves!*
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Darkness hissed, he hated fighting other Pokemon that used this tactic, it was like No.7 wanted the attention...
He had an idea!
He walked over to Grace, picked her up bridal style and he started to walk away from the fight.
"Let's go to this really good restaurant that I know Grace! You'll like it!"
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Grace: Aww, thank you Darkness! I'd be happy to come with. ^^
*Whether or not he actually meant it, or was just coming up with a way to get away from No. 7, she gave him a kiss on the cheek as he carried her away.
Meanwhile, No. 7 just seemed really miffed that he wasn't getting attention anymore. While he didn't attack, he did start rambling a bit.*
No. 7: OH, OKAAAAAAAY. Come now, I was actually having fun! But ah well, what can ya do about it, right? Kay. OKAY THEN! Just gonna go on riiiight over here! Gonna make some old people fall down, and give stray dogs chocolate, and walk on the "Don't Walk on Grass" signs, and maybe take money from church donation boxes and--
Oh. H-hi Officer Jenny. Yer looking beautiful today. AHH, don't tase me, I didn't actually do any of those things yet! I swear I'm just playing around!!
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Darkness blushed.
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"Oh really?" Lux asked as she walked up to Officer Jenny with a video camera that she brought with her. "When why do I have a video of you doing that?"
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(Note: This is not offensive btw)
Me: Uh.. hey, have you heard of SCPokemon from Project Crossover on the SCP wiki?
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Ironically, this guy was an offering like her.
Although judging from his behavior in this, he wasn't the most loyal Maze-Eye ever...
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Still, someone like him is slightly disturbing xD But again, I shouldn't be surprised at you making characters like these by now x)
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Do you think it's possible for No.7 to have a trainer, or is he too much of a wild card?
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At this point, probably not? He pretty much just likes to do random shit on his own volition, rather than really listen to people!
Say "Use Psychic!". Instead, he'll probably bury the opponent's Pokemon in cans of Pepsi. Or run them over with a Bumper Car.
He MIGHT be able to have a trainer later on down the line, but he'll have to ditch more of the crazy first!
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That's too bad, because there's a trainer who would love to let him do whatever he'd want in battle - as long as it doesn't harm the opponent Pokemon too much.
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