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WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL.Here we have something rather fun! Penelope with a bunch of her best friends! Y'know how Bill Cipher has his own posse of freaks and weirdos that he calls his buddies? Penelope's got something similar right now, straight outta Puella Magi Madoka Magica! And they are a LOT of fun! Funny thing is that normally, PMMM witches are supposed to be the embodiment of despair and sadness, yet when you bring Penelope into the equation, she is basically able to save them from certain death by driving them insane. Pretty much making her as powerful as her, at the cost of making them all equally as crazy as her.
(P.S. If you can't tell which witch is which, just look here! wiki.puella-magi.net/Character… )
SO you has.....
- Penelope the Mouse Witch. The Ringleader of the group, the Mobian mouse at the center, who had traveled to each witch's barrier (aka a pocket dimension they created), and saved their lives and drove them nuts at the same time. Pretty much forming a big group of magical party animals that is liable to stir up some interesting situations when together.
- Gertrud the Rose Garden Witch, who absolutely loves her roses above all else, and will seriously flip her shit if you trample them.
- Suleika the Dark Witch, who is at her most powerful in the absolute darkness, and also has delusions of grandeur.
- Charlotte the Sweets Witch, who can conjure an infinite amount of desserts, yet will be your best friend forever if you buy her brie cheese and crackers, which she can never really conjure for some reason. And she has a tenacious, never-give-up nature.
- H.N Elly the Box Witch, who is covetous to the point of being a hoarder, having all sorts of weird nick-knacks in a glass box collection.
- Albertine the Scribbling Witch, who is sadly kind of a dumbass, and enjoys playing hide and seek. Has a strange mix between childlike naivete and actual stupidity, which makes it painful to hate her for her actions.
- Gisela the Silver Witch, who is kind of slow and dull, especially poignant considering everything else around her seems to move faster and brighter. She has since forgotten what the rust covering her body is supposed to symbolize.
- Elsa Maria the Shadow Witch, who is highly self righteous, believing herself to have a higher moral ground. Also highly religious, having a nasty habit of "praying for the non-faithful", pushing Christianity into your face, and posting racist comments on YouTube comment sections.
- Uhrmann the Canine Witch, an attention hound who wants to gain others' sympathy and love by acting like a dog. While she's not as harmful or malicious now, she'll still do shit like poop on your garden, kill squirrels or mate with your best friend's dog for fun. What a scalawag!
- Oktavia von Seckendorff the Mermaid Witch, who had lived through a painful experience of seeing someone she formerly loved fall in love with someone else. While she had planned to spend the rest of her days in despair with her orchestra concert, Penelope turned her life around by....making her do karaoke.
- Izabel the Artist Witch. A kind of vain, haughty witch who think she's the best thing that ever happened since buttered bread. She's an artist, mostly specializing in "modern art", but has had an almost scary lack of criticism. Heck, she runs for the hills when she hears the words "Constructive Criticism", and enjoys having a deviantArt account. Y'know, she can block/disable comments there!
- Patricia the Class Representative Witch. She is more of an observer of weirdness than a doer, since she spends most of her time trying to fit in as a completely normal school student. However, that's made difficult with her lack of a head and six arms.
- Roberta the Birdcage Witch. A precious little rage child, she is pretty much constantly pissed off, and is quite upset at her lack of arms and mouth to speak with, often left stamping her feet in the cage. She's also a heavy drinker.
- Candeloro the Dress-Up Witch. Probably one of the nicest witches in the group, has an idealistic and kind-hearted nature. Penelope easily allowed her to see the error of keeping people in her barrier against her will, when she could have a good time with the others outside the barrier. Now, she's kind of a social butterfly, and enjoys makeovers.
- Ophelia the Wudan Witch. She used to march aimlessly through a fog, eternally wandering with no memory of anything around her. These days, she still doesn't remember anything, but has some fun of her own by making things up as she goes along.
- Quitterie the Needle Witch. Another nice person, who is very respectful towards others, and had once given up everything to fight for the universe. Compared to the other witches, she's a straight up saint, and always aims to do the right thing now that Penelope got her out of her own barrier.
- Itzli the Oblivion Witch. Once a magical girl who came from the very far corners of the galaxy, she remembers the rest of her magical girl brethren, and how they had fallen to an as-of-now unknown threat. She promises to avenge them, but now takes the moment to make new friends with these other witches.
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Chronicler-of-Soul [2020-05-13 21:36:37 +0000 UTC]
What about Homulily and Kriemhild Gretchen?
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FrumpyEagle [2015-11-30 23:32:51 +0000 UTC]
Penelope is Eccentri-City's new Bill Cipher....So when will she usurp King Norbert and make Eccentri-City even more crazy?
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TipsyRa1d3n In reply to FrumpyEagle [2015-12-01 00:01:12 +0000 UTC]
HEHEHEH, funny thing is that this happens during winter days, when King Norbert is much less active anyway! Doesn't really usurp him as much as become powerful enough to run the show a different way.
Leading to Penelope inviting her weird friends over to visit, flip-flop reality in the local towns, and generally cause...stuff to happen. ESPECIALLY in Slateberg and it's surrounding cities.
I.e. the student body starts talking in Atbash Cipher for no reason. Astronaut helmets, meggings, manba, and facekinis become thw season's hottest fashion trends. Teens begin falling in love with their own siblings with greater frequency. And car sales are going down...due to the instance of cars sprouting legs, screaming extremely loudly in existential horror, and running to their deaths.
Yup, Penelope is DEFINITELY following Bill's style.
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