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Another batch fer , and I dun regret the fact that I spent a better part of the day doing these. XD These guys are....

Dastard the Robber Fly - A robber who has a stereotypical Dick Dastardly personality. Dastard likes stealing from banks and other places as well, being almost stupidly competent at criminal activities. He's able to get away with his crimes for most of the time too. Thing to note is he's actually quite brilliant, and even has evidence of a college record. He just hasn't figured out how to use this knowledge for any purpose other than to screw the law system over. Now it's crossed over from simple robbery to flat out kleptomania, where he has sufficient funds to support himself, but just steals some items if he doesn't already have them to begin with.

Ditzy the Dog - A dog who is a "bit" shy on brains. Albeit Ditzy is not nearly as incompetent as other idiots, and he has a jolly personality. Albeit that doesn't stop people from watching his antics and laughing, because how could they not? The guy's a riot! And he's practically made of steel, given what he can go through and still keep chugging along. (Based on Goofy)

Bill the Platypus - A duck-billed platypus who is very calm. Usually. Except when he's not, since just about anything can drive him into an incoherent, gibbering fit of white rage. Most of the time resorting to a fighting stance where he's ready to knock the crap out of whatever wronged him. Sometimes these bouts of anger intimidate immobile objects. Other times, these just end up getting HIM screwed over, especially when faced with something bigger and stronger than he is. It's funny how often he walks into the latter situations, and even funnier is how he's somehow a level more durable than Ditzy! (Based on Donald Duck)

Hatter the Hyena - A mad fellow who was once a hat-maker for Queen O'hart. However, he, March, and Dozer sang a song and ended up mangling the meter. Now, Queen O'Hart has banished them to a far part of Underland, where he can't spread his insanity to others. Hatter is a crazy sort of person, and constantly holds mad tea parties, running with what seems to be the express purpose of being as irrational, weird and irreverently wild as he can be. As long as the Queen isn't there to see it, and spoil their fun. (Based on the Mad Hatter)

March the Hare - Another mad fellow who is as equally insane as Hatter. One little quirk he does is using his mallet to perform "percussive maintenance" on the watches that he and Hatter repair. These watches, being broken one second, tend to become completely fixed the next second, albeit with having an anomalous effect. (I.e. push the clock hands forward, everything becomes sharp and pointy, while push the clock backwards, and everything becomes soft and cushy, like pillows). One among other weird crap he does, ESPECIALLY during Hatter's trademark Unbirthday parties. (Based on the Mad March Hare)

Dozer the Dormouse - A dormouse who is very lazy. He likes treacle and constantly sleeps inside of a teapot. That being said, he doesn't speak often to people outside the teapot. Yet when he does, he occasionally implies that he talks to monsters and dream demons in his sleep, as well as claiming to have spoken quite frequently to an insane, blonde Mobian mouse calling herself Dormouse. According to him, these beings he talks to in his sleep "Make Hatter and March look like the most normal and rational people in the world". THAT'S gotta have some implications. (Based on Dormouse from Alice in Wonderland).

Queen O'Hart the Hippopotamus - An angry, bloated woman who is the Queen of a land known as Underland. Queen O'Hart has the tendency of executing people for even the slightest annoyance, and flying into rages for the most petty excuses. She's universally hated by the people of her kingdom, yet has an authority so powerful, that people are often afraid to retaliate against her. She upholds immaculate order in Underland, so the one thing she hates more than anything are those who try to impose chaos in her kingdom. ESPECIALLY the un-sane likes of Hatter and March. (Based on Queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland)

Punk the Rottweiler - A dangerous young man wearing a mohawk, who is disobedient, rebellious and a legitimate danger to people around him. He often rides motorcycles and teams up with Big Baddie to capture Glut, Gourmand, and Gorge, because guess what? Whatever kind of weird lycanthropic infection Big Baddie likely has, Punk caught it too, and HE'S hankering for Mobian bacon! If anything, Eccentrix authorities are trying to find him in time to sedate him before he does something he REALLY regrets.

Poison the Chipmunk - An emo-ish girl with a goth-like personality. Poison is the complete opposite of happy. In fact, she is a very unpleasant character, and the only time she is happy is when misfortune happens to another individual. However, to many people, the constant dark cloud hanging over her tends to come across as comical. Especially when she writes crappy fanfiction, starts wangsting about nobody understanding her, or trying to explain why romantic vampire fiction is a masterpiece. Yeah, mean girl attitude aside, people tend to not take her seriously. Tell me, would YOU?

Airy and Fairy the Fairy Fly Twins - A pair of young twin girls who have an airy-fairy personality. In other words, an almost impractically bright and idealistic view of life that should, by all accounts, be harmful for their psychology. However, they seem to have a penchant for spreading this joy wherever they go, even making the likes of Poison lift her frown a bit. They like creating drawings of almost everything, having sketchbooks they consistently carry around with them to draw pictures of random things they find. Or sometimes drawings of random things they think of. Heavens knows, this is a childlike joy that will carry on over well into their adult years, but for now, they enjoy the innocence and fun of their childhood while they still have it.

Smart Alex the Flamboyant Cuttlefish - A VERY flamboyant young boy who hurts your eyes and your brain. Not to mention, he's a total smartass and a know-it-all, telling you why you're wrong while being totally FABULOUS while he's at it too. Don't you just wanna punch him in his little purple face? ^^

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Another batch fer , and I dun regret the fact that I spent a better part of the day doing these. XD These guys are....

Dastard the Robber Fly - A robber who has a stereotypical Dick Dastardly personality. Dastard likes stealing from banks and other places as well, being almost stupidly competent at criminal activities. He's able to get away with his crimes for most of the time too. Thing to note is he's actually quite brilliant, and even has evidence of a college record. He just hasn't figured out how to use this knowledge for any purpose other than to screw the law system over. Now it's crossed over from simple robbery to flat out kleptomania, where he has sufficient funds to support himself, but just steals some items if he doesn't already have them to begin with.

Ditzy the Dog - A dog who is a "bit" shy on brains. Albeit Ditzy is not nearly as incompetent as other idiots, and he has a jolly personality. Albeit that doesn't stop people from watching his antics and laughing, because how could they not? The guy's a riot! And he's practically made of steel, given what he can go through and still keep chugging along. (Based on Goofy)

Bill the Platypus - A duck-billed platypus who is very calm. Usually. Except when he's not, since just about anything can drive him into an incoherent, gibbering fit of white rage. Most of the time resorting to a fighting stance where he's ready to knock the crap out of whatever wronged him. Sometimes these bouts of anger intimidate immobile objects. Other times, these just end up getting HIM screwed over, especially when faced with something bigger and stronger than he is. It's funny how often he walks into the latter situations, and even funnier is how he's somehow a level more durable than Ditzy! (Based on Donald Duck)

Hatter the Hyena - A mad fellow who was once a hat-maker for Queen O'hart. However, he, March, and Dozer sang a song and ended up mangling the meter. Now, Queen O'Hart has banished them to a far part of Underland, where he can't spread his insanity to others. Hatter is a crazy sort of person, and constantly holds mad tea parties, running with what seems to be the express purpose of being as irrational, weird and irreverently wild as he can be. As long as the Queen isn't there to see it, and spoil their fun. (Based on the Mad Hatter)

March the Hare - Another mad fellow who is as equally insane as Hatter. One little quirk he does is using his mallet to perform "percussive maintenance" on the watches that he and Hatter repair. These watches, being broken one second, tend to become completely fixed the next second, albeit with having an anomalous effect. (I.e. push the clock hands forward, everything becomes sharp and pointy, while push the clock backwards, and everything becomes soft and cushy, like pillows). One among other weird crap he does, ESPECIALLY during Hatter's trademark Unbirthday parties. (Based on the Mad March Hare)

Dozer the Dormouse - A dormouse who is very lazy. He likes treacle and constantly sleeps inside of a teapot. That being said, he doesn't speak often to people outside the teapot. Yet when he does, he occasionally implies that he talks to monsters and dream demons in his sleep, as well as claiming to have spoken quite frequently to an insane, blonde Mobian mouse calling herself Dormouse. According to him, these beings he talks to in his sleep "Make Hatter and March look like the most normal and rational people in the world". THAT'S gotta have some implications. (Based on Dormouse from Alice in Wonderland).

Queen O'Hart the Hippopotamus - An angry, bloated woman who is the Queen of a land known as Underland. Queen O'Hart has the tendency of executing people for even the slightest annoyance, and flying into rages for the most petty excuses. She's universally hated by the people of her kingdom, yet has an authority so powerful, that people are often afraid to retaliate against her. She upholds immaculate order in Underland, so the one thing she hates more than anything are those who try to impose chaos in her kingdom. ESPECIALLY the un-sane likes of Hatter and March. (Based on Queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland)

Punk the Rottweiler - A dangerous young man wearing a mohawk, who is disobedient, rebellious and a legitimate danger to people around him. He often rides motorcycles and teams up with Big Baddie to capture Glut, Gourmand, and Gorge, because guess what? Whatever kind of weird lycanthropic infection Big Baddie likely has, Punk caught it too, and HE'S hankering for Mobian bacon! If anything, Eccentrix authorities are trying to find him in time to sedate him before he does something he REALLY regrets.

Poison the Chipmunk - An emo-ish girl with a goth-like personality. Poison is the complete opposite of happy. In fact, she is a very unpleasant character, and the only time she is happy is when misfortune happens to another individual. However, to many people, the constant dark cloud hanging over her tends to come across as comical. Especially when she writes crappy fanfiction, starts wangsting about nobody understanding her, or trying to explain why romantic vampire fiction is a masterpiece. Yeah, mean girl attitude aside, people tend to not take her seriously. Tell me, would YOU?

Airy and Fairy the Fairy Fly Twins - A pair of young twin girls who have an airy-fairy personality. In other words, an almost impractically bright and idealistic view of life that should, by all accounts, be harmful for their psychology. However, they seem to have a penchant for spreading this joy wherever they go, even making the likes of Poison lift her frown a bit. They like creating drawings of almost everything, having sketchbooks they consistently carry around with them to draw pictures of random things they find. Or sometimes drawings of random things they think of. Heavens knows, this is a childlike joy that will carry on over well into their adult years, but for now, they enjoy the innocence and fun of their childhood while they still have it.

Smart Alex the Flamboyant Cuttlefish - A VERY flamboyant young boy who hurts your eyes and your brain. Not to mention, he's a total smartass and a know-it-all, telling you why you're wrong while being totally FABULOUS while he's at it too. Don't you just wanna punch him in his little purple face? ^^