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Description
His lair looks like a Tom Deininger sculpture made of long-lost items made by Lisa Frank.

He owns at least one of every knick knack and thingamabob from every street stall and artist within a thousand miles.

He has fifty paintings of himself, all done in bright colors, in different styles.

Glitterdust, Color Spray, and Prismatic Sphere are his favorite spells.

Fortunately, every adventurer knows to stay well away from his lair - unless they are trying to hawk objects of art, anyway.

I mean, someone has to buy that kitschy spider made out of obsidian that you found in the drow lair, right?

Who did you think was buying those things?

Created using NijiJourney/MidJourney.

Description
His lair looks like a Tom Deininger sculpture made of long-lost items made by Lisa Frank.

He owns at least one of every knick knack and thingamabob from every street stall and artist within a thousand miles.

He has fifty paintings of himself, all done in bright colors, in different styles.

Glitterdust, Color Spray, and Prismatic Sphere are his favorite spells.

Fortunately, every adventurer knows to stay well away from his lair - unless they are trying to hawk objects of art, anyway.

I mean, someone has to buy that kitschy spider made out of obsidian that you found in the drow lair, right?

Who did you think was buying those things?

Created using NijiJourney/MidJourney.