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"They must know the truth."

For today's April 1st, in celebration of reaching the almighty threshold of 20 watchers, I have a confession to make to said watchers:

I have lied to you all. I am, in fact, not a toaster, but a bundle of balloons in a blue hoodie, with no legs. I have always been very self-conscious of this fact, so I was afraid to admit it to the whole, wide world. I figured that a toaster-ninja with a giant pencil was the best way to characterize myself, so I hid behind that image. However, on this highly honest day, I have realized that what you are doesn't matter; it's what you do that counts. So, consider this me turning over a new, honest leaf on this highly serious day.

Happy April Fool's Day Easter, everyone.

~Strooder

Subject: ToasterStrooder

Photographer: Ansel Adams

Description
"They must know the truth."

For today's April 1st, in celebration of reaching the almighty threshold of 20 watchers, I have a confession to make to said watchers:

I have lied to you all. I am, in fact, not a toaster, but a bundle of balloons in a blue hoodie, with no legs. I have always been very self-conscious of this fact, so I was afraid to admit it to the whole, wide world. I figured that a toaster-ninja with a giant pencil was the best way to characterize myself, so I hid behind that image. However, on this highly honest day, I have realized that what you are doesn't matter; it's what you do that counts. So, consider this me turning over a new, honest leaf on this highly serious day.

Happy April Fool's Day Easter, everyone.

~Strooder

Subject: ToasterStrooder

Photographer: Ansel Adams