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Published: 2011-05-04 02:34:59 +0000 UTC; Views: 21476; Favourites: 175; Downloads: 106
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Aaaaaaaaand, now we see why mister big scary Gordon is actually petrified of his fiancΓ©e Sasha. She has quite the short temper. And when she loses it there are very...ahem...big consequences.I like to imagine all Russian monsters have this sort of problem.
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Hey she wouldnβt happen to be ex KGB would she
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You know if she was I have a feeling that the Kremlin wouldn't let us know that.Β
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Well she looks like someone they would hire
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Argh!Β D*** it!Β America's stuck with cute and cuddly Fuzz Monsters, Arachnopods, and a Cyclops, while Russia's got freakin' Hot and Sexy DRAGONS?!
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Guess I better start packing my bags, then... xD
Wonder what monsters are in Germany and Ireland? o_0'
(I have German and Irish blood in me...)
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I donβt know much about German folk lore but I do know about this one Irish spirit called a dullahan who were headless evil spirits that dressed as knights and carried whips made from human spinal cords that would bring omens of death by splashing people with blood or lashing one of their eyes out with its spine whip who were soon to die or sometimes they would just skip all that crap and decapitate them (and yes the Dullahan legends did inspire the headless horseman from sleepy hollow but unlike the horseman instead of riding around looking for its severed head it carries it around with them)
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Huh, neat!Β So, like, when a Dullahan Girl offers to give a guy "Head", she literally would mean... yeah, not gonna finish that statement. <_<
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One COULD say marrying a Dullahan would be thinking a-HEAD of the competition!Β She'd be first to give her hubby a HEADS-UP when things get DULL.Β She'd also be the HEAD of the Household... I'll stop.
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Now we need a pic of a giant Dullahan Girl married to a normal-sized Human, with them taking a pic of HIM holding HER head, and HER holding HIM on her shoulders!Β Like a Dullahan-Human Snowman-type thing! xD
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That would be an interesting picture plus when you think about it being in a relationship with someone whoβs essentially the Grim Reaper would have benefits
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Her beckoning call for the perfect husband: "So... who wants to live forever?"
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So that's why he wasn't upset about her texting the whole time...
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*Sits very still as not to draw attention to himself* o_o
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How the hell did a loser like Gourdon get a girl like Sasha?
Also, pro tip: never call a Russian woman baby. My brother found that out the hard way.
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How in the hell did he ever end up with HER??
And does this mean Sasha is a dragon?
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I'd like to see Baba Yaga sometime. I bet you'd make her awesome.
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You know how to make really cool monsters ^3^
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It's not as funny, but oh well!
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I tried to keep it roughly the same size but yeah I think it grew a bit, haha.
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The purse secretly is a monster.
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Ahaha xD Should of seen that coming
I really like this comic.
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It is a pity that it is just as charming as the appearance of an irritating personality ... Moreover, how many people in our time. But still cool dragoness
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What ever you do Gordon, don't say their native foods are gross.
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She gonna breath fire? She looks like it is something she is capable of. Although, if she were able to and was about to do this. I am sure you would of had smoke leaving her mouth in the third panel. I am not too good at comics though. Maybe just having fire on the next page with no foreshadowing would be more dramatic?
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Well I don't think she can do that...but judging by her appreance she does have some dragon in her somewhere.
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Her temper could be seen as a metaphor for breathing fire. My comments could be seen as a metaphor for being pretentious.
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.....why so I suddenly find her even more attractive than before?
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oAo... they don't mess around in Russia, do they?...
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And THIS is why you should ALWAYS listen to you girlfriend.
*runs away*
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like i said: definetely NOT harmless! XD
great twist!
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NOW HER HORNS ARE BIGGER!
Curses the horns
RUN FOR THE HILLS
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Also I say that Gordon is more of a M in bed...
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Will this be enough to disturb Matilda's mind? I wonder....
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Ooh... that's kind of hot.
(Get it? Dragon... hot... never mind)
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Hahaha, I got it bro.
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something tells me gordan likes to piss her off just alittle bit befor fun
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Hehe, maybe a little bit, but not enough to really step over the line.
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yea just enough to get her bigger*laughs*aslo i must admite she reminds me of my ex when she got the butcher knife
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Hahaha, Gordon would too if she didn't look like she was about to rip him in half.
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