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Description Roy you shouldn't have said that. You really shouldn't have.

Like really dude.





Why did you say that.
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Comments: 83

Aslandus [2015-08-24 02:44:39 +0000 UTC]

Just put her right at the front desk... yep, definitely won't cause any problems!

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BronyThugLife [2015-04-06 19:40:25 +0000 UTC]

That man in the fourth panel? That's what we call a dead man, son. TT, I love your comic.

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Luckysweep [2014-05-31 22:03:20 +0000 UTC]

NEVER comment about a woman's weight.
Matilda might not eat humans, but it's not like they make it easy on her.

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zah-library [2014-05-28 22:51:26 +0000 UTC]

I LIKE THE DAGGER STARE! XD
She can't reveal what she is, so she's forced to just glare daggers... HAH!

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ToxicToothpick In reply to zah-library [2014-06-30 00:16:13 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha the dagger stare was my favorite part of this page. 

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A-Lucky-Mutt [2014-05-25 01:05:15 +0000 UTC]

never poke fun at a lady's weight.
they could bite your head off....

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FatJubei98 [2014-05-24 23:14:41 +0000 UTC]

If looks could kill...

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Illidan777 [2011-05-02 03:55:30 +0000 UTC]

I would love Matilda as a girlfriend.

....No, seriously. I would.

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ToxicToothpick In reply to Illidan777 [2011-05-02 04:02:16 +0000 UTC]

Haha, get in line, I think a lot of people would.

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Illidan777 In reply to ToxicToothpick [2011-05-02 04:17:37 +0000 UTC]

We'll I would push through all them just to prove to her that I'm as much a monster as she can be. BECAUSE I LOOOOOOOOVE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ToxicToothpick In reply to Illidan777 [2011-05-02 04:18:32 +0000 UTC]

Hahahaha.

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PaperMatt202 [2011-03-31 21:01:15 +0000 UTC]

I admit, I'd be tempted to do the same thing in Roy's case, even if I'd immediately regret it afterward.

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ToxicToothpick In reply to PaperMatt202 [2011-04-01 05:15:18 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, Matilda would make sure you did. She does not take kindly to jabs made at her weight, both literal and figuratively as Roy does both in this case.

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AyuN [2010-12-01 07:06:30 +0000 UTC]

I do that "stare" like a lot. I think I can get along with Matilda. XD

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ToxicToothpick In reply to AyuN [2010-12-01 07:10:00 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha, a good well placed stare can work wonders on a situation.

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defineprog [2010-11-18 00:05:45 +0000 UTC]

Alt. Line: "Well that sounds like a personal problem. ;D"

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bunkun [2010-11-17 04:10:01 +0000 UTC]

LMAOOO these two are COMEDY GOLD
DON'T POKE HER CHUB, ROY
she should eat him now ;w;
jk I love him too much ;w;

I totally hear him saying "well who's fault is thaaat?" in like a Richard Simmons voice

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ToxicToothpick In reply to bunkun [2010-11-17 06:24:44 +0000 UTC]

Haha. I think Matilda cares to much about her pay-check to eat her boss.

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TentacleMonsterChu [2010-11-16 20:18:19 +0000 UTC]

The daggers are better than x-ray vision and lazers. Combined.

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ToxicToothpick In reply to TentacleMonsterChu [2010-11-16 22:25:57 +0000 UTC]

Yes.

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PolaristheCepheid [2010-11-16 08:04:20 +0000 UTC]

OMG Matilda is such a fat-ass .........I wanna see what happens next!

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Wes-the-Crayon [2010-11-16 05:41:09 +0000 UTC]

Desire for Matilda plushie rising...

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ToxicToothpick In reply to Wes-the-Crayon [2010-11-16 05:50:52 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha

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FeatherFurr [2010-11-16 04:53:26 +0000 UTC]

lol 'glaring daggers' it's literal!

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FunnyLittleGinger [2010-11-16 04:52:27 +0000 UTC]

Wow.
Oh wow. This is going to be... Special? Can we call being shoved into the register drawer itself special?

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FunnyLittleGinger [2010-11-16 04:49:25 +0000 UTC]

He realizes she's like, four of him... with horns? Right? Yeah, I thought as much...
He'd better check himself... Before for Matilda wrecks him.

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ToxicToothpick In reply to FunnyLittleGinger [2010-11-16 04:50:45 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha. She'll twist him into a pretzel. And yes, standing up he only comes up to her chest. She's pretty darn tall.

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MAK-ATTACK [2010-11-16 04:21:01 +0000 UTC]

Man, you don't even say that too the regular ladies.

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ToxicToothpick In reply to MAK-ATTACK [2010-11-16 04:35:07 +0000 UTC]

Haha you sure don't.

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rareitor [2010-11-16 04:08:30 +0000 UTC]

R.I.P. Roy
We hardly knew y... nah

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ToxicToothpick In reply to rareitor [2010-11-16 04:15:05 +0000 UTC]

lol

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CheezyWEAPON [2010-11-16 04:01:39 +0000 UTC]

She's got dem monster jelly rolls.

(hubba hubba)

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ToxicToothpick In reply to CheezyWEAPON [2010-11-16 04:16:20 +0000 UTC]

More like monster muffin-top really.

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Umbri-girl [2010-11-16 02:49:48 +0000 UTC]

I can see her just bending over and eating him, so so easily. He's practically dancing over a fire covered in barbeque sauce.

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ToxicToothpick In reply to Umbri-girl [2010-11-16 03:42:30 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha. He's defiantly cruisin' for a brusin'.

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RunicKnight [2010-11-16 02:21:21 +0000 UTC]

Bahahaha! I've gotten that look before...

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Devil-in-a-minute [2010-11-16 02:00:49 +0000 UTC]

Her look in the last panel kills me .

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ToxicToothpick In reply to Devil-in-a-minute [2010-11-16 03:45:30 +0000 UTC]

Just like she's gonna kill Roy.

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Devil-in-a-minute In reply to ToxicToothpick [2010-11-16 13:54:42 +0000 UTC]

lol

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fangfire93 [2010-11-16 01:44:26 +0000 UTC]

Matilda: "Yours, for being within biting range."

Roy: "..... shit."

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ToxicToothpick In reply to fangfire93 [2010-11-16 03:42:39 +0000 UTC]

hoshit

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fangfire93 In reply to ToxicToothpick [2010-11-16 04:02:08 +0000 UTC]

If you drew that... oh man if you drew that...

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TastyCarrots [2010-11-16 01:34:55 +0000 UTC]

I piss daggers out my eyeballs!

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Teffie [2010-11-16 01:13:22 +0000 UTC]

LOLOLOL
best strip ever, browski

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Brother-Tico [2010-11-16 01:06:45 +0000 UTC]

Oh Roy, don't mess with Matilda or you'll regret it forever XD

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ToxicToothpick In reply to Brother-Tico [2010-11-16 03:42:52 +0000 UTC]

And ever and ever.

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Anominom [2010-11-16 00:30:27 +0000 UTC]

Heh, better be careful that gut doesn't add twenty bucks to the weighed items.
Actually, that reminds me of an article I saw about a girl who mis-priced an item because her breasts were resting on the scales at the checkout...
Don't believe it? [link]

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Ross-Sanger [2010-11-16 00:21:36 +0000 UTC]

Oh no he di'n't!

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sarahpicklesdill [2010-11-16 00:14:51 +0000 UTC]

Can I poke her fluffy belly? I want to. I understand the risks.

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ToxicToothpick In reply to sarahpicklesdill [2010-11-16 03:43:11 +0000 UTC]

I don't think she'd mind as long as you weren't making jokes tied to her weight like Roy is.

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