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Roy you shouldn't have said that. You really shouldn't have.Like really dude.
Why did you say that.
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Comments: 83
Aslandus [2015-08-24 02:44:39 +0000 UTC]
Just put her right at the front desk... yep, definitely won't cause any problems!
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BronyThugLife [2015-04-06 19:40:25 +0000 UTC]
That man in the fourth panel? That's what we call a dead man, son. TT, I love your comic.
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Luckysweep [2014-05-31 22:03:20 +0000 UTC]
NEVER comment about a woman's weight.
Matilda might not eat humans, but it's not like they make it easy on her.
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zah-library [2014-05-28 22:51:26 +0000 UTC]
I LIKE THE DAGGER STARE! XD
She can't reveal what she is, so she's forced to just glare daggers... HAH!
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ToxicToothpick In reply to zah-library [2014-06-30 00:16:13 +0000 UTC]
Hahaha the dagger stare was my favorite part of this page.
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A-Lucky-Mutt [2014-05-25 01:05:15 +0000 UTC]
never poke fun at a lady's weight.
they could bite your head off....
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Illidan777 [2011-05-02 03:55:30 +0000 UTC]
I would love Matilda as a girlfriend.
....No, seriously. I would.
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ToxicToothpick In reply to Illidan777 [2011-05-02 04:02:16 +0000 UTC]
Haha, get in line, I think a lot of people would.
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Illidan777 In reply to ToxicToothpick [2011-05-02 04:17:37 +0000 UTC]
We'll I would push through all them just to prove to her that I'm as much a monster as she can be. BECAUSE I LOOOOOOOOVE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PaperMatt202 [2011-03-31 21:01:15 +0000 UTC]
I admit, I'd be tempted to do the same thing in Roy's case, even if I'd immediately regret it afterward.
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ToxicToothpick In reply to PaperMatt202 [2011-04-01 05:15:18 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, Matilda would make sure you did. She does not take kindly to jabs made at her weight, both literal and figuratively as Roy does both in this case.
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AyuN [2010-12-01 07:06:30 +0000 UTC]
I do that "stare" like a lot. I think I can get along with Matilda. XD
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ToxicToothpick In reply to AyuN [2010-12-01 07:10:00 +0000 UTC]
Hahaha, a good well placed stare can work wonders on a situation.
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defineprog [2010-11-18 00:05:45 +0000 UTC]
Alt. Line: "Well that sounds like a personal problem. ;D"
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bunkun [2010-11-17 04:10:01 +0000 UTC]
LMAOOO these two are COMEDY GOLD
DON'T POKE HER CHUB, ROY
she should eat him now ;w;
jk I love him too much ;w;
I totally hear him saying "well who's fault is thaaat?" in like a Richard Simmons voice
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ToxicToothpick In reply to bunkun [2010-11-17 06:24:44 +0000 UTC]
Haha. I think Matilda cares to much about her pay-check to eat her boss.
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TentacleMonsterChu [2010-11-16 20:18:19 +0000 UTC]
The daggers are better than x-ray vision and lazers. Combined.
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PolaristheCepheid [2010-11-16 08:04:20 +0000 UTC]
OMG Matilda is such a fat-ass .........I wanna see what happens next!
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FunnyLittleGinger [2010-11-16 04:52:27 +0000 UTC]
Wow.
Oh wow. This is going to be... Special? Can we call being shoved into the register drawer itself special?
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FunnyLittleGinger [2010-11-16 04:49:25 +0000 UTC]
He realizes she's like, four of him... with horns? Right? Yeah, I thought as much...
He'd better check himself... Before for Matilda wrecks him.
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ToxicToothpick In reply to FunnyLittleGinger [2010-11-16 04:50:45 +0000 UTC]
Hahaha. She'll twist him into a pretzel. And yes, standing up he only comes up to her chest. She's pretty darn tall.
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MAK-ATTACK [2010-11-16 04:21:01 +0000 UTC]
Man, you don't even say that too the regular ladies.
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CheezyWEAPON [2010-11-16 04:01:39 +0000 UTC]
She's got dem monster jelly rolls.
(hubba hubba)
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ToxicToothpick In reply to CheezyWEAPON [2010-11-16 04:16:20 +0000 UTC]
More like monster muffin-top really.
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Umbri-girl [2010-11-16 02:49:48 +0000 UTC]
I can see her just bending over and eating him, so so easily. He's practically dancing over a fire covered in barbeque sauce.
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ToxicToothpick In reply to Umbri-girl [2010-11-16 03:42:30 +0000 UTC]
Hahaha. He's defiantly cruisin' for a brusin'.
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ToxicToothpick In reply to Devil-in-a-minute [2010-11-16 03:45:30 +0000 UTC]
Just like she's gonna kill Roy.
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fangfire93 [2010-11-16 01:44:26 +0000 UTC]
Matilda: "Yours, for being within biting range."
Roy: "..... shit."
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fangfire93 In reply to ToxicToothpick [2010-11-16 04:02:08 +0000 UTC]
If you drew that... oh man if you drew that...
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Brother-Tico [2010-11-16 01:06:45 +0000 UTC]
Oh Roy, don't mess with Matilda or you'll regret it forever XD
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Anominom [2010-11-16 00:30:27 +0000 UTC]
Heh, better be careful that gut doesn't add twenty bucks to the weighed items.
Actually, that reminds me of an article I saw about a girl who mis-priced an item because her breasts were resting on the scales at the checkout...
Don't believe it? [link]
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sarahpicklesdill [2010-11-16 00:14:51 +0000 UTC]
Can I poke her fluffy belly? I want to. I understand the risks.
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ToxicToothpick In reply to sarahpicklesdill [2010-11-16 03:43:11 +0000 UTC]
I don't think she'd mind as long as you weren't making jokes tied to her weight like Roy is.
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