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Roy you shouldn't have said that. You really shouldn't have.Like really dude.
Why did you say that.
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Just put her right at the front desk... yep, definitely won't cause any problems!
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That man in the fourth panel? That's what we call a dead man, son. TT, I love your comic.
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NEVER comment about a woman's weight.
Matilda might not eat humans, but it's not like they make it easy on her.
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I LIKE THE DAGGER STARE! XD
She can't reveal what she is, so she's forced to just glare daggers... HAH!
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Hahaha the dagger stare was my favorite part of this page.
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never poke fun at a lady's weight.
they could bite your head off....
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I would love Matilda as a girlfriend.
....No, seriously. I would.
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Haha, get in line, I think a lot of people would.
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We'll I would push through all them just to prove to her that I'm as much a monster as she can be. BECAUSE I LOOOOOOOOVE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I admit, I'd be tempted to do the same thing in Roy's case, even if I'd immediately regret it afterward.
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Yeah, Matilda would make sure you did. She does not take kindly to jabs made at her weight, both literal and figuratively as Roy does both in this case.
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I do that "stare" like a lot. I think I can get along with Matilda. XD
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Hahaha, a good well placed stare can work wonders on a situation.
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Alt. Line: "Well that sounds like a personal problem. ;D"
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LMAOOO these two are COMEDY GOLD
DON'T POKE HER CHUB, ROY
she should eat him now ;w;
jk I love him too much ;w;
I totally hear him saying "well who's fault is thaaat?" in like a Richard Simmons voice
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Haha. I think Matilda cares to much about her pay-check to eat her boss.
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The daggers are better than x-ray vision and lazers. Combined.
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OMG Matilda is such a fat-ass 
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Wow.
Oh wow. This is going to be... Special? Can we call being shoved into the register drawer itself special?
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He realizes she's like, four of him... with horns? Right? Yeah, I thought as much...
He'd better check himself... Before for Matilda wrecks him.
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Hahaha. She'll twist him into a pretzel. And yes, standing up he only comes up to her chest. She's pretty darn tall.
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Man, you don't even say that too the regular ladies.
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She's got dem monster jelly rolls.
(hubba hubba)
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More like monster muffin-top really.
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I can see her just bending over and eating him, so so easily. He's practically dancing over a fire covered in barbeque sauce.
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Hahaha. He's defiantly cruisin' for a brusin'.
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Just like she's gonna kill Roy.
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Matilda: "Yours, for being within biting range."
Roy: "..... shit."
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If you drew that... oh man if you drew that...
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Oh Roy, don't mess with Matilda or you'll regret it forever XD
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Heh, better be careful that gut doesn't add twenty bucks to the weighed items.
Actually, that reminds me of an article I saw about a girl who mis-priced an item because her breasts were resting on the scales at the checkout...
Don't believe it? [link]
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Can I poke her fluffy belly? I want to. I understand the risks.
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I don't think she'd mind as long as you weren't making jokes tied to her weight like Roy is.
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