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Description
... Nagisa City.

According to UFO-ologists, there have been many attempts by extra-terrestrials to make contact with humanity. And so they put forth arguments such as crop-circles and alien abductions as support for their theories.

But think about it for a moment ...

If UFOs wanted attention, wouldn't it make more sense for them to do sky writing instead of making circle patterns in the middle of cornfields in Kansas? Unless of course they are of the opinion that the real intelligence on this planet resides with prairie dogs ...

Or they could fly over Washington DC ... wait scratch that, they would be perceived as potential terrorists and be shot down ... nowadays, probably the only capital cities safe to fly over unannounced are in the Caribbeans ...

And what of alien abductions?

Like what kind of a sicko are these aliens to abduct cute anime girls, do "this and that to them" and then return them with their memories erased? Seriously, these guys makes the Pedobear look like an absolute amateur ...

Then again, they might have actually tried to make contact; but just at the wrong place at the wrong time. Trying to find a parking place anywhere in Nagisa City is hard enough, but to try and compete for a parking space with an RPG armed Utau, isn't a very bright thing to do now is it?

If I were the aliens, I'll stick with the whales; for the most part, whales are comparatively harmless. Plus the Eco-freaks would have you believe that whales are "smart"; but then again, have you ever heard of a whale expand on the finer points of the Theory of Relativity or for that matter, even attempted to log on to Deviant Art ...

So let's get somethings straight here and bust some other Alien myths ...

1/. Men-In-Black exists, they work for the IRS ...
2/. The pyramids built in ancient Egypt are not observatories nor were they built as signals to aliens. They were built as artificial mountains as some pharoah dude thought the landscape was too flat and they had nothing better to do (TV had not been invented back then) ...
3/. The Bermuda Triangle is actually a circle ...
4/. Area 51 is a secret US base established to study aliens - Area 51 actually exists, it's in New Mexico and is a 3rd rate tourist trap ...
5/. Claims that flying saucers were illustrated in ancient manuscripts are true. They were probably done by people like me, bored out of their skulls on a Sunday evening and just decided to do a picture of a UFO ...

CREDITS/NOTES
Defoko (Nanami) - [link]
City - Nagisa City
Cars - VW bus, Chevy Impala, Smart Car
UFO - [link]
Camera/Pose/Lighting - self made
MME - adult shader / diffusion 7 / object luminous / rule of thirds
sky - wallpaper photo

Description
... Nagisa City.

According to UFO-ologists, there have been many attempts by extra-terrestrials to make contact with humanity. And so they put forth arguments such as crop-circles and alien abductions as support for their theories.

But think about it for a moment ...

If UFOs wanted attention, wouldn't it make more sense for them to do sky writing instead of making circle patterns in the middle of cornfields in Kansas? Unless of course they are of the opinion that the real intelligence on this planet resides with prairie dogs ...

Or they could fly over Washington DC ... wait scratch that, they would be perceived as potential terrorists and be shot down ... nowadays, probably the only capital cities safe to fly over unannounced are in the Caribbeans ...

And what of alien abductions?

Like what kind of a sicko are these aliens to abduct cute anime girls, do "this and that to them" and then return them with their memories erased? Seriously, these guys makes the Pedobear look like an absolute amateur ...

Then again, they might have actually tried to make contact; but just at the wrong place at the wrong time. Trying to find a parking place anywhere in Nagisa City is hard enough, but to try and compete for a parking space with an RPG armed Utau, isn't a very bright thing to do now is it?

If I were the aliens, I'll stick with the whales; for the most part, whales are comparatively harmless. Plus the Eco-freaks would have you believe that whales are "smart"; but then again, have you ever heard of a whale expand on the finer points of the Theory of Relativity or for that matter, even attempted to log on to Deviant Art ...

So let's get somethings straight here and bust some other Alien myths ...

1/. Men-In-Black exists, they work for the IRS ...
2/. The pyramids built in ancient Egypt are not observatories nor were they built as signals to aliens. They were built as artificial mountains as some pharoah dude thought the landscape was too flat and they had nothing better to do (TV had not been invented back then) ...
3/. The Bermuda Triangle is actually a circle ...
4/. Area 51 is a secret US base established to study aliens - Area 51 actually exists, it's in New Mexico and is a 3rd rate tourist trap ...
5/. Claims that flying saucers were illustrated in ancient manuscripts are true. They were probably done by people like me, bored out of their skulls on a Sunday evening and just decided to do a picture of a UFO ...

CREDITS/NOTES
Defoko (Nanami) - [link]
City - Nagisa City
Cars - VW bus, Chevy Impala, Smart Car
UFO - [link]
Camera/Pose/Lighting - self made
MME - adult shader / diffusion 7 / object luminous / rule of thirds
sky - wallpaper photo