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"I am better than God, more evil than the devil. The poor people have me, and the rich people want me, and if you eat me, you'll die. What am I?"
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Sphinx: It's a riddle for all three - well, two now - of you. There are no 'best' answers, only correct and wrong ones.
Sword Guy: Ah, but you see, if I give you an answer that fits your riddle but wasn't the answer you wanted, that makes it the best answer, doesn't it?
Cloak Guy: .... Please don't antagonize the lion with the laser beams.
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...this is the exact moment when I say "But what abo-" and then do 180 degrees and run. Like Forest Gump.
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Well a ranger in my party had a sphinx mount.
We enyoyed her dry sarcasm.
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"A thing there is whose voice is one;
Whose feet are four and two and three.
So mutable a thing is none
That moves in earth or sky or sea.
When on most feet this thing doth go,
Its strength is weakest and its pace most slow."
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Human.
I only know the correct riddle in German so I am not totally sure if I understood
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What was the question he answered wrong? "Which is your prefered color?"
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"Hey! How about the best 2 out of 3 answers" is incorrect
Dead.
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Iβm sorry if I offended anyone
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Never, ever, get on a Sphinx' bad side!Β And answer truthfully, too!
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Oh that's a good one: Homage to The Neverending Story.
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It's either "Man" or "Blue".Β
Blue is my favorite color so I'd get it right the first time.
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What about Nineveh?
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Somehow I don't see the Sphinx going for that.
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...βSorry, I just blinked... Got some dust in the eye...β
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βWhat is the speed of an unladen swallow?β
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European or african species?...
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The question IS: who was the now-scorch mark on the floor? The monk? The half-elf mage? The wrist-band on the floor suggests the monk
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And that rper probably had the highest wisdom too!
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Scorpion: "Some people just don't know when to quit, do they?"
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Ah, the Sphinx: half cat, and half jerk..
So ALL jerk, really.
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"Who are you?"
"What do you seek?"
"What's your favorite color?"
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"Sir Galahad of Camelot."
"I seek the Grail."
"Blue-no! ... YEELLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!"
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(fading voice) But I am colorblind!
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Galahad might not have answered well his questions but you did with my reference.
I'll let you pass the bridge.
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Yea...no healing potion is going to help that.Β
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And this ladies and gentlemen, is why you need to pay attention in school.
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sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny
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i used a sphinx in my last campaign.
it's a pain in the a** to find a good riddle nobody already know ( and lore friendly )
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