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Treacle-Miner β We'll Call That Plan B
Published: 2011-10-07 02:00:47 +0000 UTC; Views: 3127; Favourites: 38; Downloads: 16
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"You want me to make a Horcrux out of WHAT? So you can do WHAT with it? BELLA!". . .
This is my idea of Voldy's normal behavior, as opposed to his behavior in the current Villain Crushes comic arc .
I'm just assuming that Bellatrix's cleavage is like the Weasleys' tent, and gets bigger when you're inside.
Um, if I should be putting a "Mature Content" warning on this, someone please tell me. It doesn't seem to me like it needs it, but if I'm wrong, let me know.
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Oh My... Very good. She is Β a woman after all, just trying to protect her loved ones 
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The Harry Potter series: proof that female-on-male sexual harassment exists.
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True true, complete with the ultimate in magical roofies.
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Haha, yeah, luckily for Bella, Voldy's a skinny guy.
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Exactly. XD
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That was the straw that broke the camel's funny-bone. Um, that made more sense in my head. But anyway, what I mean is, BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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I think in my mental canon, Voldy is constantly being traumatized by Bellatrix's outrageous advances. Not sure what Rodolphus is doing in the meantime . . .
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I'm guessing Bellatrix has probably turned him into something by now, or he's off playing wizard poker with his old college Death Eater buddies. Either way, I'm thinking he's probably not an issue
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I think that since Roddy may have a man-crush on Voldie, he won't notice or care.
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I would very much like to see what wizard poker looks like.
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Me too 
As happens a lot for me, that probably made a lot more sense in my headβ¦
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It's not necessary. It's pretty PG-13, which is fine. It makes me laugh though. ^.^
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Well, that's good. 
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