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TricksyWizard — SCREW YOU, PIG
Published: 2011-08-12 05:01:12 +0000 UTC; Views: 7514; Favourites: 99; Downloads: 43
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I DON'T NEED YOU, I DON'T WANT YOU, AND I DON'T LIKE YOUR FACE! YOU BITCH! YOU CAN TAKE YOUR SUPER GUIDE AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR BIG-ASS NOSE, YOU WHITE FLAG WAVING, BIFOCAL WEARING, CONDESCENDING PIECE OF TRASH! I HATE YOU! AGH!Wow, that was...cathartic. I feel like a new man!
Now, about that Mirror Mode...
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FUCK YOU I DON'T NEED YOU IN MY LIFE!!!
WHY IS THERE A PIG IN A JUNGLE ANYWAY?!!
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That pig is an absolute insult and a masive douchebag!
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DKC Returns does, yeah. And the mere mention of it still triggers 'Nam-level flashbacks for me.
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This. Is so. Righteous! Can you sign my 160 Golden Bananas?
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Never found the time to get all the other 40 in DK64 :c
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This shows how I feel about that damn pig. Thank you.
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Thanks! It warms the heart to know that people can still bond over mutual hatred.
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that's disturbing.... but yet that's how i react sometimes XD
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That's what you get for "borrowing" one of Donkey Kong's bananas.
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You know what? I can actually relate to this! All that ham does is make you feel like a five-year-old who doesn't even know how to play video games! Besides, doesn't he realize how hard that game actually is!?
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When you need him, he's NEVER AROUND!!!!!!! Stupid pig
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Geez I wish there was a way to permanently turn that feature off.
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I know, seriously. It really is like the game is actively taunting you.
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The pig is a bitch, and it will get the bitch ending it deserves.
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The pig marks the checkpoint in each level of Donkey Kong Country Returns. He also waves a little white flag if you die too many times on the same level, prompting you to just give up and let "Super Kong" beat the level for you.
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Ah, cool! I never played DKC, but I do own a copy for my SNES. I think I'll play it today, thanks for the inspiration to game!
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Well that's an amazing game, too. But the pig only appears in the DKC for the Wii, so thankfully you'll be spared his incessant mockery.
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