HOME | DD
UncleHappy5 β Sexual Offenderman
Published: 2013-12-16 13:20:36 +0000 UTC; Views: 5112; Favourites: 97; Downloads: 7
Redirect to original
Description
Sleep, who needs it anyway?Much to my delight I discovered this guy for the first time yesterday, and so I wanted to try my hand at drawing him. What was originally intended to be a cheap MS Paint avatar for Skype managed to turn into this when Photoshop (accidentally) somehow became involved... Enjoy I guess... He usually seems to.
Sexual OffenderMan - Takes you whether you look or not.
*Drawn in MS Paint & Photoshop 6
*Sexual OffenderMan belongs to
*You belong to Sexual Offenderman
- Happy
Related content
Comments: 94
A no, my dear monster, is a decline of whatever you propose now bye :3
π: 0 β©: 0
*crosses legs and shakes my head* I ain't ready for anything like that I didn't even have a first kiss irl
π: 0 β©: 0
WHEN IT COME TO OFENDERMAN AND ME NO MEANS YES YES SEX TIME!!<3<3<3<3!!
π: 0 β©: 0
It's something you need to put in you're mental dictionary, my perverted friend
π: 0 β©: 0
I could use some sleep but when hes around I would be careful. No offense mr. Sexual offenderman sir.
π: 0 β©: 0
NO= When sex doesn't happen, sorry buddy
π: 0 β©: 0
Β an amazing word in the English language
π: 0 β©: 0
Ok that look like a huge dick coming out of his mouth
π: 0 β©: 0
No matter how many times you explain no to him, he'll still just do whatever he wants with ya.
π: 0 β©: 0
But see at least with Smexy you know what you're getting, what exactly does Slenderman do after everything goes fuzzy?
π: 0 β©: 1
A no is when someone doesn't want anything or to do something. For example, if you offer me a rose I will kindly say no, which means I do not want the rose, or to have sex with you.
π: 0 β©: 1
He most likely doesn't believe in no X3
π: 0 β©: 1
Well i'm gonna make him believe today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
π: 0 β©: 0
DEFE FUCKING NITION-
A NO IS WHEN SOMEONE REFUSES SOMETHING THAT IS GIVEN OR ASKED OR EVEN DONE OF.
WHEN SOMEONE SAYS "NO" THEY MEAN NO AND IM QUITE SURE DEMONS LIKE YOU DONT KNOW WHAT A "NO" IS.
SENTENCE:
WHEN CARRIE SAID NO, SAM WENT AWAY AND ACCEPTED HER REFUSAL OF HIS CAKE.
WHEN SWEETIEBELL124 SAID "NO" SHE MEANT NO, MEANING IF YOU STILL CAME TO HER ASKING SOMETHING SHE'LL RIP YOUR BALLS OFF AND SELL IT TO A KROGAN.
PICTURE OF A "NO"
SO WHEN SOMEONE SAYS NO. THEY MEAN
"FUCK NO!"
SO I GAVE YOU YOUR DEFINITION
NO.
π: 0 β©: 1
Eek, ragey :3
Lol Mass Effect reference
π: 0 β©: 1
this had to be said.
BASICALLY HIS CUTE LITTLE BRAIN CAN'T UNDERSTAND NO!
π: 0 β©: 1
Indeed X3
CAPSLOCK - FOR THOSE TIMES WHEN SOMEONE IS TOO FAR AWAY TO SHOUT AT AND YOU CAN'T GET ANY OTHER VISIBLE USE OUT OF YOUR FINGERS
π: 0 β©: 2
I dont think Smexy has that problem.....
Okay so that was a bad joke XD im sorry.
π: 0 β©: 1
No, not bad, in poor taste maybe, but not bad... so I approve
π: 0 β©: 1
hahaha! Hey, i'm hit and miss with my jokes sometimes. So long as I get laughs and nobody's too offended I did good :3
π: 0 β©: 1
This is the comment board of a drawing of a rape monster, I don't think offending people's much of a priority at this point 
π: 0 β©: 1
LOL they can be quite funny at times for sure.
π: 0 β©: 0
YES. AND I THINK I CAN SHOUT VERY VERY LOUDER THAN THIS IF I USE BOLDNESS!!!!
π: 0 β©: 1
Yes, but can you use... CROSSED-OUT BLUE UNDERLINED BOLD ITALICS?!!!!! (Imagine my delight when I first discovered you could do this stuff.)
π: 0 β©: 1
NAH, I THINK I LIKE JUST BOLD NON CROSSED OUT WORDS. SO, NO THANK YOU!
π: 0 β©: 1
Almost lol, one of his relatives, Sexual Offenderman 
π: 0 β©: 1
That's too funny lol. looking forward to seein it! lol. i have a Slenderman like character...but i'm gonna change him up from the traditional view of him (not in a comedic way lol, more of an alien creature kinda way) I'm thinking of making him have a reptillian look. plus he doesn't do slenderman things, I've told about him before, the one we're saying could spit and form more of himself, hive brain and all that. i like the idea of Blenderman though haha.Β
π: 0 β©: 1
Just posted my new one, lol, sadly I saw a Blenderman already X3, but I'm pretty sure my new one's never been done until now
π: 0 β©: 1
yea i saw it in my feed but haven't had time to go through and take a closer look yet. yea i dont think yours has been done lol. they could also do Benderman....but idk it's probly taken (Bender from Futurama)
yea, i've never drawn him...i think i'll just wait till he appears in the story line to unveil him.....unless i decide to do concept art for him. yea he's different lol....he'd be difficult to exterminate...which is good cuz he's a villian. i actually think all of the villain's i've come up with so far are quite hard to kill...but that's appropriate seeing how most of the heros are also quite sturdy lol.
π: 0 β©: 1
Yeah, sadly I did already see a Benderman lol, figures, too obvious to not have been done. I don't think I've ever really come up with any real villains, some really douchey protagonists yes, anti-heroes I guess you'd call them, but no really well thought-out villians other than the mysterious villain of Ray's story, but I don't think I want to put that one up yet because, well it would be fairly obvious who it is...
π: 0 β©: 1
yea lol, i started thinking about it the other day....but Soren is more of a bad guy than good now that i think about it...i mean technically he's an antihero...but i mean he kills people....lacks empathy for them.....at least for a long time anyway...it's not till around modern day that he's tired of killing people....like he feels as if that's all he exists for is to end the life of others....you know?? kinda like Wolverine....which i just watched the newest Wolverine movie the other day and it is basically the same thing....like he's done with being "the Wolverine" and killing yet he gets dragged back into it cuz he's needed lol. yet he's technically immortal so it's like it never ends. and then i have the more heroic protagonists who don't want to kill people (but do kill vampires cuz....they're bad lol) and and one villain i've thought of so far is bad but does it for what he feels are the right reasons...like he does bad things but he feels he's a good guy and is doing it for the greater good. and then another is straight up evil incarnate, and another is a power hungry, selfish, destructive douchebag....and that one you know very well lol. and then there's the Slenderman-like alien who is bad (don't wanna give much about him away) but in his eyes he's doing good for his kind....not so much for ours lol. and then i have 2 characters who's Β identities are secret to the audience until later on when it's revealed....one of which i don't even know who it is yet lol
π: 0 β©: 1
That's definitely the definition of an anti-hero, but his good/bad guy status depends on his motives, like is he killing because he likes to, for money, or is he doing it to save lives, like a "for the greater good" kinda thing. Imo, if he likes to, that'd be bad, for money is just sorta neutralish-bad a la Gorn, and to save lives is like neutral that almost borders on good, like Frank Castle, though if I had to guess, I'd say Castle is almost addicted to killing, but he's learned to direct it towards only criminals, in turn saving innocent lives - but the reason I think it's an addiction, in the game, the very first guy you kill is a thug trying to steal a woman's purse, and if you talk to the woman afterwards, she goes "Hey, thanks man!", Castle goes "For what?", she goes "Uh, for saving my life!" and he's like "Oh, right." as if killing the thug had nothing to do with her well-being, in fact you find out later that Frank's subsequent massacre at a nearby crackhouse was in fact prompted by a combination of a desire to fight crime and plain old boredom, lol.
You know, I'd go as far as to say the Dragonborn is by far more of a bad guy than any of these characters, moreover the player behind the Dragonborn... because seriously, consider the bandits you kill, right? I mean they claimed an old abandoned fort, that's not really a crime per say, they're just living there and defending it from intruders, namely you, which anyone would do, it's their home after all, and they don't just attack you on sight, they do warn you to back off first, which if you do, they're cool with it. So really the player is the one who provokes the fights with them, not the bandits. And the biggest question of all... why are you attacking them? I can guarantee you there's not a single player who does it to save lives, because with the exception of a few groups, most bandits aren't hurting anyone, and second, unless the game is specifically geared towards saving lives, odds are the player isn't going to really give a shit about doing so unless it will benefit them in some way, so almost any instance of that is selfish, as opposed to a proper good guy who would do it selflessly. The player is most likely thinking "Oh, they're bandits, they don't count (dehumanized), they're bad because they're dressed in fur and they're not living in a proper town (which neither does the player at first), so I'll just kill them (unprovoked), take their stuff and loot the fort (steal)." That also makes them distinctly different from the raiders of fallout in that raiders simply attack on sight while bandits must be provoked first. Plus, the forts, have you ever decided to live in one? I'm guessing not... so in retrospect, the player is no better than the bandits are if not worse. While Romulus and Gorn fit the bill of an anti-hero to a tee, Tyrius and J'saani do not, because Tyrius doesn't kill unless he is attacked first and will attempt to save lives if he can, and J'saani is against any violence but he doesn't involve himself in fights, kinda like Kristoff, though Kris instead lets Charon do all the shooting, lol.
Is he immortal? That bullet to the head damaged his memory, which to me sounds like a weakness and a possible means to kill him. (Vampires are bad? Don't tell Tyrius that, especially after he saves eight babies from a fire - he'll whine and complain like nobody's business) Yeah, honestly I'll take douchey, flawed protagonists with good intentions over those noble "Mr. Perfect" heroes any day, those guys are unrealistic and it's harder to relate to them, almost as much as uber-villains. That's why I liked Man of Steel, it humanized S-man (so to speak), and in addition, the so-called bad guy of the movie, another Kryptonian, set out to destroy all humans, but it was because their planet was dead and they needed a new place to start over so that they didn't go extinct, but he also felt humans were inferior and thus the whole "this planet ain't big enough for the two of us" thing happened. And what does S-man do? He kills the bad guy, the only one who could have saved his people albeit through the wrong methods, and sacrifices his entire race for our sake. Umm... my opinion? They're both dumbasses. They could have co-existed, terraformed Mars or something to make more room if they had to, I mean I don't think it's necessarily beyond the realm of possibility seeing as Kryptonians can shoot friggin' lasers from their eyeballs. Your alien sounds like that bad guy - noble goal, bad methods, or at least bad by our standards.
Nice, well keep them secret then
π: 0 β©: 1
Yea Soren's like Castle...i wouldn't say he's addicted to killing though (Soren i mean not Castle) but in a way it's like Wolverine and how he's the best at what he does....doesn't mean he wants too but too many situations come up that calls him to do what he does best lol....plus he is a paid assassin....for a time anyway....but as you'll see....within the first few pages of the comic it'll show his....last contract and why he ends up leaving that organization for good lol. I'm actually gonna post a video along with one of the frames for the comic soon. Quinn, who's only been shown in the first page of the comic...during WW2 he's the one running and shouting Soren's name....but anyway i did a Close up of him in the 80s which is where the story is going to start out to show the last contract Soren does....which is actually a real life assassination which takes place...they don't know who really killed the guy to this day so it fits perfectly cuz i can say Soren did it and it wouldn't screw up the history lol....i mean one guy claimed he killed him but it was never proven true.....it was a government conspiracy which makes it all the more worth putting in the comic lol.Β
yea i've never thought of it that way...but then again in Skyrim you're a freakin Viking basically haha...so the killing and pillaging for no reason other than loot....makes sense lol. especially since i play as Soren in it and he was a viking so it just fits with how he'd be in that time lol...back when he and other vikings longed to die in combat so they could go to Valhalla lol so you know he'd be looking for a fight lol. but in a videogame there isn't much room for logical decisions like the idea of the greater good and all that. i mean....in some games they are...but in games like Skyrim with a big open world and lots of enemies that never really end....they leave those decisions out lol unless it's for a certain mission or something maybe. on Fallout they kinda have the sense of greater good or whatever....since you can decide what route you take with your dialogue and whatnot. but yea as you said they do dehumanize the bandits and stuff even though they aren't like Raiders. i think of it as clearing out an area so i can go where i please without being hassled....plus seeing what they've got on them and see if i can make some money from them lol. idk i'd like to live in a fort sometime lol. i mean it's fortified assuming it Β doesn't have collapsed walls lol...but when you're the main character and make alot of enemies....it's nice to have a fortified place to spend the night at least lol. Trog would make more noble decisions and only attack when attacked upon and try to spare as many as possible...but Soren (when not assigned to kill) Β will assess the situation and if he thinks they're hostile...or are in the way of him getting something he wants....he removes them from the equation lol. and sometimes there is some blood lust going on lol.Β
Haha well you gotta remember that is NOT how Wolverine is supposed to lose his memories lol.....i think the people who made that movie pulled it out of a Werewolf story....i mean really...adamantium bullet?? but i mean he is immortal...he even has his skeleton ripped out by magneto and survives lol....he makes cockroaches jealous lol. btw have you seen the newest Wolverine movie?? Β lol well in my story the vampires are bad....but not all of course....but they are antagonists in the story. so many movies i've seen with Vampires and Werewolves seem to want the audience to see the Vampires as the good guys and the Werewolves as evil monsters...so i'm gonna flip that idea lol. plus i mean there will be bad werewolves as well as good vamps...its not just black and white. i agree, antiheros are much more relatable, they have human problems and are alot more conflicted than the do-gooders who crap sunshine and eat rainbows lol. i've never be a fan of Superman....accidental rhyme lol. but i've heard Man of Steel is really good but i haven't seen it yet. but i'm glad they made him more relatable...cuz really he comes off as a douche to me lol....refer back to the sunshine and rainbows part lol. Β but yea the alien guy (who really needs a name lol) is like the one you're talking about...has reasons other than just take over and destroy (although that is a part of it lol) he has better intentions for his race...does'nt care much for ours however
π: 0 β©: 1
Sounds cool. Well then idk what assassination that is, cuz I just googled assassinations of the 80s and other than the Swedish Prime Minister, every other assassination the wiki listed either failed or has a proven culprit.
Yeah, but see that's what I meant before about how Skyrim's civil war plot seems so Nord (or Imperial) exclusive and doesn't really offer incentive to anyone else. Romulus on the other hand would obviously join the legion, if only to prevent the Stormcloaks from wiping them out, them meaning the only thing preventing the dominion from finishing what the empire helped prevent, I mean it's a fact, they did kinda save everyone's ass with the treaty and that the ban on Talos just happened to be the price to pay, and cowardly or not, lives were saved, so he figures everyone kinda owes them. And why would anyone under the age of 30 really care about Talos worship? Rom doesn't cuz it was banned before his time, so his motives are mostly practical but with plenty of natural aggression to shovel into the fire. Oh, and speaking of Talos/Tiber Septim, they finally answered the question on the wiki, about what he actually was, Nord vs. Imperial - Talos/Tiber was a Nord, but he traveled to Cyrodiil and changed his name to sound Imperial, or whatever the Imperials were called before the empire was founded by him... therefore many Imperials are of mixed descent, particularly Uriel and Martin since they're Tiber's descendants, and many Bretons are also said to have Nord heritage, as is the case in real life too, and as you know there's a lot of clear influence from real peoples in the TES universe. Yeah, that kinda disappoints me a little, the lack of decisions, I mean they did a great job, no question of that, but in that, these kinds of games often make the player feel... kind of inconsequential to the grand scheme of things, you know? Fallout on the other hand, you're more worried about survival and shooting mutated shit than anything else - there's politics, sure but it's like, do they really matter anymore after the world's gone to hell? Gorn for example doesn't care who he works for so long as he gets paid. Yeah, about the bandits and raiders, it depends who I'm playing as, cuz you know I like to roleplay my characters, get into their heads. When Gorn kills raiders, it's generally because they have supplies or because they're in his way, purely logic and self-interest, but nothing else. Tyrius prefers to negotiate if possible, J'saani prefers to sneak by the baddies, pick their pockets and nick whatever else glitters and isn't bolted down, so those two try to avoid getting into fights if they can help it, Rom though, Rom's a different story, cuz as I've said before, he's an aggressive, arrogant dick and when you put a sword into the hand of an aggressive, arrogant dick, well... shit happens.
Yeah, I mean even if someone pulled it out of their ass, it sorta made a little sense, cuz since a regular bullet ain't gonna do the trick, you'd need something just as strong or stronger than his skull to pierce it, and so you're just supposed to assume the bullet hit just the right spot, and that while his brain can grow back, the memories that got destroyed can't - I think they explain it that way too if I remember right. Not yet, but I think I saw the preview at some point, have you then? and if so, any good? Ah, that's why I liked the Underworld movies, because it flipped it - the Vampires were initially the bad guys, sorta, kept the Werewolves as slaves believing they were inferior, and when a werewolf man and the vampire lord's daughter fell in love and the vampire lord found out, he had her, his own daughter, executed by sunlight while her werewolf lover watched, and the werewolf guy escaped, forming an army and starting a war between vampire and werewolf. In order to tip the scales, the werewolf man, centuries later and looking no worse for wear, attempts to create the first Werewolf-Vampire hybrid, something that couldn't be done before because their DNA clashed, always killing the subjects they experimented on, that is until a young man suddenly appears who has precisely the right genetic makeup for the union. Yeah, and why would it be black and white? To say an entire race is good or evil's just stupid. Vampires, werewolves, all of our flaws and virtues are still there, so you're gonna see good and bad of them too, that is depending on their level of self-control. Yeah, I mean Superman's alright in retrospect, but it's partly his popularity that's fueled my disinterest, you know? I mainly saw Man of Steel because of how few good movies there have been recently, and the preview gave me the sense that it might have been... the lesser of a thousand evils, lol, but it turned out pretty good I thought and it did humanize S-man a little bit more than other movies have. Chris Reeve was a good S-man too, intimidating and noble but not without a sense of humor, though I'm not sure which I like better, him or Henry Cavill, they were both good, but in different ways, two different personalities that both seemed to work somehow. On a related note, I've always loved David Carradine's monologue on S-man in Kill bill 2, because I honestly never really thought about this until he pointed it out: www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_cEoK⦠. Corny movie I know, but it has its moments, and as you've pretty much said yourself, watching an action movie for realism is like watching porn for the plot. Sounds cool. Refresh my memory, did you ever say you were going to draw the alien guy or were you keeping him a secret for now or something? cuz I forget. Yeah, I gotta be honest, if we were ever taken over by aliens, I'd probably join them if they let me lol, like Nine but less douchey, lol.
π: 0 β©: 1
lol that's the one right there, I don't know if the Prime Minister is still mourned over there or not...so I may not even mention his name or anything....i'll mention he's a prime minister of Soren's country...which of course is Sweden...but the year it happened is already written on page one and I'll show how the hit went down....plus add some other stuff as well as some explanation....btw idk if i mentioned before but there was a conspiracy theory revolving around it....such as they have a guy who from how i understand it (haven't read it in awhile) this guy ran up to them on a street after leaving a movie theatre, clipped his wife (in the shoulder i believe...non fatal for sure though) and shot him like 3 times in the back and escaped through the alley. and there is a guy that confessed who ironically has the same last name as Soren...which was unintentional lol. but the thing is....it was never proven that the guy really did it cuz he was basically a druggy homeless man (and look how i have Soren dressed in the first page) and the cops were nowhere to be found.....as if they all knew what was going on or they were told from someone higher up to go to a different location conveniently timed for an assassination....and left several empty streets for the murderer to escape.....oh and there was only 2 people who knew where the couple was going and there body guards who were usually with them...where not around....too much there for it to be coinicedence don't you think?? but anyway haha long story short...i felt a great opportunity to have Soren into a real life thing and i'll have the facts in it plus add some other stuff to tie in more with my story....cuz the assassination marks a turning point in Soren's life...which may be kind of a weird place to start a comic but at that time he was already on earth for centuries even though the audiences won't know that at first but it kinda sets up the story to come. wow i didn't intend to say all that lol but oh well haha.Β
yea i agree...they should of went with a more oblivion like story to where all characters can have a part here and there...although i do like the idea of having a civil war going on between 2 factions....but i don't think they should be race exclusive. and that makes sense...i wonder why they don't mention some of the wiki stuff on the game somehow...cuz i think i read somewhere that the emperor and martin in game were Imperial rather than Nord...but again they don't show the mixed races but that does make sense and yea they do take after real people....still don't get why the Redguard are called that....i mean they could of thought of something else...i mean obviously they're carefully trying to keep from being racist but idk...i feel like they could have found a better name for them. yea i don't like politics and in a post-apoc era i'd be more concerned for survival and rebuilding than picking a new leader. well i bet another reason Gorn kills Raiders is cuz they always attack first if they see you....which honestly as Soren I kill them even if they can't see me...if they're where i wanna go...but if i can find a way to get around them without them seeing me...i do that too so i can conserve bullets lol or i bash or hack them with something lol. Β
yea i get the idea behind it....but i think alot of people reacted the same way i did.....when i heard the word "adamantium bullet" my eye roll was probably audible lol just saying...its like just cuz he has "Wolve" in his name doesn't mean he needs a werewolf style treatment...as much as i love werewolves...i felt they should of just stuck to the actual story where they erase his memory while he was in the lab...instead of waiting till after he busted out, killed the so called Deadpool, destroy a nuclear powerplant and stuff at the end of the movie lol. no bullet needed. yea they say that his memories wont grow back..but honestly...how do they know that?? i mean if i can regenerate...would it not go back to how it was?? why would he lose memories? idk i just felt that was one of the major problems with the movie...the biggest was Deadpool. and yea i thought the new Wolverine movie is pretty good, idk anything about his Samurai days other than the fact that he was one at one point but it was pretty good, different but good. Β yea i loved the Underworld movies....especially Selene! Kate Beckinsale is a amazing! honestly i've never been a fan of Vampires...always loved Werewolves though. which is probly why one of the main villains in my story is a Vamp and the main is a Werewolf lol...but i have some bad werewolves and some good vamps too although only have one good vamp character thought up as of now but i'll probly have a few more...but idk. yea i've heard great reviews for Man of Steel but i haven't seen it...i've been meaning to...oh and speaking of DC, idk if they have it on anything other than on PS4....but there is a free game called DC Universe Online...and you create your own villain/hero and pick a mentor, 3 options for either side you choose...and i mean it's really a great game...i mean you can choose to fly, have acrobatics that allow you to run and climb and latch onto walls, or superspeed as your means of getting around.....and you get to pick a power and weapon as well...there's sooooo much you can do it's too good to be free but it is (there is of course a paid version which has even more options) but anyway...i created Quinn and Rhodes in game...and gotta say they (especially Rhodes) looks almost exactly how i want him to look, i have him glowing blue....since i couldn't include the green in the skin i have him wearing a tech suit which i colored green and blue so that it makes him more true to the character....and has similar powers strangely enough. you should look into it if they have a computer version or if you're looking into getting PS4 or whatever else it could be featured on. plus they show a darker side of Superman than i've seen in the trailer for the game....he wasn't the goody goody like i've always seen him. in game he has been kind of a Capt. America type, like he's a leader and serious and not cheesy like some of the other characters. I'm gonna watch that clip in a sec but yea the Kill Bill movies were kinda lame in my opinion lol...there are very few Quentin Tarantino movies i actually liked...only 2 actually haha, Inglourious Bastards and Django Unchained. Β oh idk, i probably will draw him soon...idk it will be awhile that he'll be in the comic but i may do some concept art if you'd like to see him. i'm not working on anything currently but it could give me something to do. Β and ironically while playing the DC game i mentioned...i took on characters who have a hive mind haha how crazy is that? i don't follow DC so i mean most of the characters are new to me...so it was interesting fighting hive mind people and then fighting their queen and stuff. Β haha idk what i'd do in an alien invasion...probly the same thing i'd do if it was a zombie outbreak...kill as many as i can and save one bullet for myself if i must
π: 0 β©: 1
I thought so, I just wasn't sure, and I have no clue, I'm sure people on the street have moved on by now. Yeah, I read about the wife getting hit but surviving and the 3 shots to the PM - it says at least 130 people confessed to it... which makes me wonder just how missed he is... Two notable suspects I found were Victor Gunnarsson (some right-wing extremist cdn2.cdnme.se/cdn/7-2/2322733/⦠and Christer Pettersson (a criminal and a bit of a druggy en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christer⦠+ video of him www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXPzC3⦠, but they're both dead, Gunnarsson was shot by an ex-cop (and ex-fiance of a woman Gunnarson was with) and Pettersson died of a brain hemmorage/coma several years ago, both were released due to lack of evidence but Gunnarsson was kept under surveillance for a while afterwards, also it's weird cuz Pettersson confessed at first, maybe just for attention, as was the case with many of the others obviously, but later on claimed he liked the PM - there was even a claim that he may have killed the PM, but it was because he meant to kill a drug dealer dressed in similar clothing and wound up shooting the PM by accident, thinking it was the guy, interesting stuff... but since they're dead, I assume you mean someone else?
I will say that the war makes the game a little more immersive, because regardless of if you become involved in it or not, it's there, so you may have run-ins with the factions whether you want to or not - it's just that if you're not racially connected to it, it's like who cares, you know? Well think of race in TES like the race slot on a standardized test only without the "mixed race" option... so regardless of how mixed you are, you're instead defined by what you resemble the most, like Romulus, he looks pretty imperial while Tyrius could easily be mistaken for a breton. The funny thing is, no matter what race you are or whether or not you look like that race at all, the other characters somehow magically know what race you are, which would have been perfectly fine if you look like a super stereotypical example of your race, but what if you don't? Like Tyrius, pale skin, jet black hair, he could easily be mistaken for a breton, yet all the local nords somehow know he's Imperial lol. Yeah, redguard, kind of a dumb name but I can't think of a better one off-hand, and about that, well I mean not to sound racist... but nowadays they've got to cater to anyone they even suspect might take offense and start shit if they're not included in the game in some way, some more than others, to avoid political fallout... just saying. And speaking of Fallout lol, unintentional segue there, yeah sometimes you gotta pick your battles with raiders, especially in Gorn's case because he uses a .308 sniper rifle and a 12.7mm pistol, which raiders pretty much never carry. You might not think it but Gorn's actually pretty stealthy, enough that he can avoid raiders pretty easily, making their hostility less of an issue, so generally his reasons for wasting them are for supplies, getting them out of his way, or for some consequence-free target practice, lol.
I didn't get the impression it was werewolf-related myself, but maybe. Idk, I figured the bullet became lodged in the place where his memories are, preventing that part from growing back properly. Oh yeah, origins Dead Pool was Sooo much no it's not even funny, they botched him in every possible way they could have from beginning to end. Actually, I didn't use to be a vampire fan either, I mean they began cool with the legend of Dracula, but later on depictions of him lost their seriousness and became corny, and then you have the vampire movies that should never have seen the light of day... if you'll pardon the completely unintentional pun. But that's why I liked Underworld, it made vampires more human by saying "they're not all seductive beasts, they still have human emotions, some are bad and some are good, like us, but deader, and addicted to hemoglobin"... that and Kate Beckinsale's leather-clad booty. Werewolves on the other hand never interested me much because they're always depicted the same way - with no control after they transform, their humanity completely disappears and they run around all crazy attacking everything like a giant rabid dog or something. But Underworld at least attempted to give them more personality along with the vampires. Skyrim did both at the same time, which made absolutely no sense, cuz the player has full control as a werewolf, yet other werewolves are all crazy things that attack everything, so wtf, which is it, Bethesda? Crazy or in control? Yeah, I've played DC online a while back, which I think I mentioned in another message, I made a creepy steampunk android thing with full-body brown and black armor and helmet with a row of spikes down his back, and climbs walls and ceilings and can electocute, shoot, throw grenades and stuff, and his appearance was based on a very early concept of the Guardian. Yeah, I know Kill Bill's complete and utter bullshit, but it just entertained me to watch - Inglorious Basterds didn't hold my interest as much as Kill Bill and Pulp Fiction until the killed Hitler, lol... or possibly a double... I haven't seen Django Unchained yet, but I do want to some time. Yeah, I mean I know of a few DC characters, but I know next to nothing about any of them other than Superman thanks to Man of Steel. I barely did anything in the game though lol, I mostly just climbed buildings and shot cops in self-defense, they attacked me first for no reason, wtf lol. As it turns out, according to an online test I took, the zombies should be afraid of me, cuz in the event of a zombie outbreak, I'd turn into Gorn... I'd be a cold unfeeling bastard, but one with priorities, like if someone got bitten, if they're out of shape or panicky or stupid or something, I'd waste them on the spot for being a liability, but if they're in shape, smart and/or have useful skills I'd let them live just long enough to get a little more use out of them, then waste them when they get weak or pass out or whatever, or use them as a distraction if the odds are against me - Sounds horrible, but if we're talking a global zombie outbreak, you will have to do some cold, unfeeling shit if you really want to survive... that is, if there's even a reason to. An alien invasion on the other hand... well, the way I see it, they've already proven their technology is exponentially better than ours simply by getting here, meaning we'd be screwed, period, so I'd probably try to defect first if they'd allow it, otherwise I'd try to regroup with some refugees and use... whatever we've got, and if all else fails, I go with your plan, take as many of them out, then give myself a Kurt Cobain haicut... too soon?
π: 0 β©: 1
yea i guess they probly have gotten over it for the most part but idk i still dont think i'll include his name...just refer to and reinact the event. and i meant Christer Peterrson as the one who is blamed for it...cuz i will have it set at the time of the assassination and of course he died later....but yea he will be the patsy in the story and i didn't know about the other one you mentioned lol. but since they never proved who did it for a fact and the fact that it's a conspiracy
Β i think fits perfect to have Soren be the true assassin but put the blame on a man who wasn't mentally stable and a drug addict lol.Β
well i did cuz i mean....first of all they create the ultimate weapon that's indestructible and then they're like....oh now we gotta kill him.....real smart idea lol. and i know how he actually lost his memory....and i'd rather they did that than say....oh we got an admantium bullet.....it was the first thing i though of lol. well yea but i mean....do you think Stryker would know exactly what part of the brain that memories are stored? cuz i doubt it lol, also since Wolverine is an incredible healer....and even Stryker wasn't sure of his potential (not knowing if he would survive the operation) how does he know memories don't grow back? to me i would think Stryker wouldnt know or even think about that in real life cuz he's a soldier, not a scientist who's been studying wolverine for a long time or anything. you know what i mean? i thought they did a good job with deadpool as Wade Wilson...but wish they would have done the character justice after he became deadpool....i mean give us insanity and give us the merc with a MOUTH.....not a sewn shut one lol. Yea Underworld made vampires kool again lol, and twilight spat on it. I love Kate Beckinsale sooo much lol. I've always loved werewolves...but i agree they are typically shown as mindless beasts. with my series they are unable to control themselves in beast form when they're newly turned...it one of those things that comes with time to really master it you know and get used to it....like since Soren has been a werewolf for so long, he has full control over his shapeshifting, the the point of the Hulk in Avengers, where he can shift on a dime and doesn't turn every time he's pissed...he may start to when he's bad but he can prevent it from a full turn most times. thats kool that we both made our characters in the game lol...i mean i guess we both already have been doing it...its kool making a character to look like one in your head and seeing them fleshed out....makes the character seem more real and not just an idea....it solidifys them. I liked inglourious basterds but i recommend Django for sure though. i need to check out man of steel
π: 0 β©: 0
I CAN'T begin to describe how hard this made me laugh. Bravo. Just BRAVO.Β
π: 0 β©: 1
Yay, that was my goal
π: 0 β©: 1
| Next =>