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Published: 2009-04-07 00:34:11 +0000 UTC; Views: 1049; Favourites: 26; Downloads: 36
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It always happens around this time of year. Eggs - they go nuts. They can't take it. The idea of being hard boiled and colored up in queer colors. Hidden in nooks and crannies (and who only knows how many never get found). Some wind up in baskets full of more delectable treats. You would go crazy too.Related content
Comments: 41
YESS WIN
much better than orange glow one. with smeared egg... also I get what's happening here. and it makes sense to me.
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The tragic fate of an egg that wanted to escape. This is the end for him. 
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I had the most wonderful omelette.
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Clearly the punishment for this is to be made into a far more yummy omelette
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can't say i blame the egg -- that's no way to go through life. there's no dignity in being colored in purple and pink and being hidden in a nest for some snot-nosed 3-year-old to find.
being cracked, whipped and tempered into a creme brulee mix... much more useful. here's to you, egg... one of my favorite things in the world.
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He never made it to anything as lofty as a creme brulee. He made for a great omelette though.
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some can only dream of greatness... others are just someone's breakfast.
/an egg salad sandwich sounds kinda good right about now
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I see scrambled eggs with bits of hotdog in my future, or rather, AS my future. Either way, as long as there's ketchup I'll be happy.
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don't forget the ruffled potato chips crushed up inside it, bro. seriously. trust me, i am a professional.
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Cool idea!
And your description really adds to it, too.
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Maybe you can get the Right-to-Life people onboard for the lives of eggs (as we all know, there is absolutely NO DIFFERENCE between an egg and a chicken). Eggs are as stressed out around this time of year as turkeys are in November.
Let's not forget, eggs are people too!
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I am going to paint them so queer that queers would turn green
*facepalm*
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They may try to run away from you like mine tried to do.
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They are tricky litle bastards as well.
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I have 4 cats. I think I am covered in case they hide
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What did the easter egg say to the boiling water?
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Its Gonna Be Awhile Before Im Hard I Just Got Laid By Some Chick
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I've never associated you with the word "cute", but this is exactly that...CUTE!
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Cute AND giggles? Who are you and what have you done with =Vynnx ?
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