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Published: 2014-04-21 21:59:56 +0000 UTC; Views: 40163; Favourites: 619; Downloads: 552
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Sturdy. That was their favorite word for her. "This is gonna be a doozy. We'll need to send our sturdiest reporter," they'd say. Gretchen knew what they were really saying was this: "let's send our fattest reporter to handle the shittiest assignments. Send Gretchen- she's the least likely to blow away in a strong wind. Gravity is on her side." Fuckers.[go to part 2Β fav.me/d7flj2y ]
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lol i just found this. she sure holds her weight well.
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I'm just amazed she could find a raincoat that fit.
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LOL!!!! woot you're funny lol
but more power to her for finding one.
Overly fit and skinny gals are over glorified in this era sadly.
Chubby types need love too.
curves, softness, and such.
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I actually laughed out loud reading the description.
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Pssst! ey! Over here!Β xanafar.tumblr.com/post/835819β¦
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Oh well, I'm sure there's worse things a girl can have on her side than gravity! X3
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Thanks Gretchen; and now with the local news is a midget in a bikini
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No fan of wiseasses like any decent person ^^ Yeah, it makes sense but she ain't liking it one bit... hope one of the co-workers is not going to be too surprised to suddenly find her not 'notice' them as she's taking a seat on'em at lunch break X3
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Let's sea how events unfold
In this little tale
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I feel bad because I thought exactly the same than the description at first sight of the picture xD
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Β she's probably pissed at them all for thinking that, but knows she can't say anything because she might get fired. if i were her i'd just say they would get their's one day.(*referring to karma*)
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Location City, minimum effort makes for the best comedy. fucking love it!
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There's actually an unincorporated community in West Virginia called "Location."
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That's the cutest weather-girl since Sam Sparks from Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs.
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"In todays weather, get out you bike and go on out, cause there will not a cloud in the sky, itll be sunny, bright and clear"
*Thunder crashes**Wind blows hard*
"Like i said, no worries! No clouds no rain, its gonna be beautiful today! Sunny and bright and clear!!" >.<
*Wind blows harder, heavy rain falls down hard*
"So get out your picnic baskets! The weather will be beautiful!
*Hangs on for dear life* IT WILL BE SUNNY AND CLEAR FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS!! SO ENJOY YOURSELF,AND THIS IS TOM WITH YOUR LOCAL WEATH-WAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! *gets blown away*
news man: thank you for the weather update tom, and now the economy is doing a little better today concerning the speech from the turkish prime minister,
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ITS RAINING SIDE WAYS!!!!!!
CUNCKY!!!!! >: P
by: family guyΒ Β :3
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Ooh- I bet she's heard that one once or twice!
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And now to Gretchen with the weather. "I THINK I JUST SEEN A COW PASS BY!" Thanks Gretchen!
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All that wet misery for such a quick soundbite! What a life.
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I'd still take her out to dinner.
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"Bring a mirror out there, Gretchen? AHAHAHAHA. Put the pretty girl back on."
DAMN YOU NEWS ANCHORS!
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I have a feeling that Gretchen's reports would probably have Β large internet fanbase... not quite sure why though
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I'm sure there's a few WooTube complilations of her online.
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That's a sturdy name, as well!
God, you have a way of drawing the most attractive expressions, you know that? I think it's the eyes. All that eyeliner and such reallly does something for me when put like that.
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I like when I get a chance to draw something besides the standard sexy girl facial expression.
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Sexy girl expression is boring :U
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