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Purest discrimination. How do you say no to that face?Related content
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Don't let those pencil-necked UFW bureaucrats boss you around!
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if i canβt pay the 90,000 UFW (pronounced oofβ’whoa, i assume) C.R.E.D.I.T.S. do i have to pay back my debt by working as a lunchlady in that pastrythief prison?
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You probably just get conscripted in their space navy.
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*looks at camera* βIβm doing my part!!!β
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Hey now, it's not her fault that anything more than a thin tasteless nutrient slurry sends her into a literal feeding frenzy. Besides, that all you can eat buffet shouldn't have given her the free sample in the first place, they have only themselves to blame for their ruin. And their neighbor's ruin, and their competition's ruin, and their other neighbor's ruin.
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I mean, the insurance will cover the damages, but some things you can't unsee.
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now if the white part her skin? or the patterned part? i get the feeling this tentacled cutie might not be all she appears,though admittedly adorable
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Only the medium-toned areas with the amphibian-like markings are her skin.
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ahh ok,thats what i thought,now on to the feedings,ya know,for science
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Is this a Gremlins situation where she turns into something nasty if she eats too much?
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I'd click on the bulletin to find out, but she's blocking it for some reason.
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Who wouldn't want to put a smile on that cute face?
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They're so sad, you almost forget all about the six tentacles (or whatever they are) wiggling around her head.
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Wow, nobody's scared of UFW Enforcers when they're posting from the safety of the internet.
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Only 90K? You must be a high roller. You a Xagian spice trader or something?
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Ninety thousand UFW CREDITs: Central Repository Electronic Dosh-Indicating Tickets.
Normally you'd click on the holo sign for more info, but she's blocking access.
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I think the obvious answer is for her to eat the poster, assuming it's made of materials her species can digest.
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Sadly it's one of those floaty, glowy sci-fi banners.
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So just a light snack, then?
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Well, those puppy dog eyes are there to aid her in snack acquisition.
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Pirate? Not in that UFW uniform :]
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Just a little bit shouldn't hurt, right?
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Thanks- more moderate boobs* allow her hips to be in the spotlight.
*more moderate for me- she's actually pretty busty!
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