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Published: 2010-10-18 00:55:07 +0000 UTC; Views: 2077; Favourites: 23; Downloads: 11
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Description Fred Weasley and Detective Nox from my Harry Potter fanfic, Twin Vice Paranormal Detectives: [link]

This one's an oldie and one for the scraps I think. Found it lurking on my hardrive and seeing as I can't scan any new work until I'm reunited with my scanner I figured I'd colour/post this instead.

Chapter Two Excerpt

"What gives you the right to lock someone in a house, terrify them out of their wits and then sit on them?" she shouted, pointing a trembling finger at George. "You rich mentalists think you can get away with anything with your extra scart plugs and your bleeding springs flying out of their graves! I'll tell you what you can do with your proposition. You can take it up to York, nail it to a frisbee and throw it over a bleeding rainbow!"

Fred beamed. "See, isn't she great? Nutty Nox! Completely mental."

"You haven't even heard our terms yet," said George, climbing to his feet and offering his hand to help her up. "We swear it'll be profitable."

"Don't be ridiculous, George," said Hermione. "You'll be coming with me to the Ministry to have your memory of this whole experience removed, won't you, Detective?"

"Oh, I don't know," said Nox. "Memory removed, business with the dead. It's an impossible decision. I can only hope that when I flip a coin to decide it somehow explodes and kills me."

"Hope away," said George, "but then, you've already proved yourself a nosey git beyond all doubt. It's not like we dragged you in here, is it? Came of your own accord, didn't you?"

Fred leered, darkly. "Honestly, who just walks into a gothic old mansion and eats a dodgy looking biscuit from a strange bloke in a top hat?"
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Comments: 12

Patricia-Roling [2010-10-23 00:10:59 +0000 UTC]

XD So pweetttyyy.... Fred's not half bad. Which really means shagalicious.

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Weasley-Detectives In reply to Patricia-Roling [2010-10-25 02:39:37 +0000 UTC]

Bwahaha! Shagalicious he is indeed (just don't tell him that - his ego's inflated enough as it is ¬_¬).

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Patricia-Roling In reply to Weasley-Detectives [2010-10-25 12:23:04 +0000 UTC]

MWAHAHAHAHAhahahahahehehehehehe... Okay, I'm finished with the evil laugh. And too right! I'm running out of shrinking powder for his head as it is.

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ElectrikPinkPirate [2010-10-20 05:06:27 +0000 UTC]

NOW SNOG HER!

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.. >_>

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Weasley-Detectives In reply to ElectrikPinkPirate [2010-10-25 02:42:54 +0000 UTC]

Ahh I love your blunt impatience.

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ElectrikPinkPirate In reply to Weasley-Detectives [2010-10-25 03:15:07 +0000 UTC]

XD

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Remus-Chocolade In reply to ElectrikPinkPirate [2010-10-20 21:51:40 +0000 UTC]

Second that.

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Caith [2010-10-18 23:48:55 +0000 UTC]

You can tell this is early nox. Its when she still had some fashion sense. XD

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Weasley-Detectives In reply to Caith [2010-10-20 02:51:13 +0000 UTC]

Haha, yep - she's come a looong way since then.

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Remus-Chocolade [2010-10-18 11:19:39 +0000 UTC]

Why is the first thing that pops into my head when seeing Fred "stop looking so sexy or I'll have to rape you!"?

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Weasley-Detectives In reply to Remus-Chocolade [2010-10-20 02:50:55 +0000 UTC]

lol! Because it's YOU. Mind out the gutter, woman!

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Remus-Chocolade In reply to Weasley-Detectives [2010-10-20 21:51:00 +0000 UTC]

Hey, if it wasn't for the gutter, where else would my mind be? It's so dirty, every time it tries to crawl out it's just kicked right back in!

It might also have something with the fact that I need a boyfriend...

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