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Previously, maybe
Next, let's say

One way of putting it I suppose.

This one isn't directly connected to anything, but it'd fall at least after the whole eye business , and becomes rather poignant after Sans learns to heal . As always you can get a better sense of where it is chronologically by looking at it in the index .

This is probably the most civil these two have been to each other so far. The next couple may be more Sans-focused since he hasn't had much to do in this whole shebang just yet, haha.

I totally would have called this ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ if dev allowed it.


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Edit - Check out Christy the Puppet's dub!
And Nintendo Boomer's!
And Starbot Dubs!
And Adrixx Ontis's! (Spanish)
And Jamadubs! (Spanish)
And Luna y Nano's! (Spanish)
And Deathstar 813's!
And Phoenix Prime's!
And Puzzle Channel's! (Russian)
And Frank Hyuga's! (Spanish)

And Solros's! (French)

And Dragica's! (German)


Translations!

Magyar
Español - One / Two / Three
Português do Brasil
Suomen Kieli
中文

Deutsch

Polski

한국어


There were pencil sketches for parts of this but I did it digitally anyway.


Sans, Gaster (c) Undertale: lucky he didn't actually rip it in half or your clever metaphor would've fallen apart

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Comments: 701

Wolfydawolf129 In reply to ??? [2017-03-08 20:27:31 +0000 UTC]

"quickly, and without thinking"

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SilentViperFanPL [2016-09-22 00:19:21 +0000 UTC]

But Johnny Cage and Shao Kahn can perfectly rip things in half!

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Leon-Jackson In reply to SilentViperFanPL [2016-09-25 12:47:00 +0000 UTC]

Johnny Cage is Johnny Cage and Shao Kahn probably spends all of his free time over hundreds of years practicing (BRING ME ANOTHER... HUMAN)

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SilentViperFanPL In reply to Leon-Jackson [2016-09-25 15:22:28 +0000 UTC]

Probably....

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FrabjousFish In reply to ??? [2016-09-21 22:10:17 +0000 UTC]

OMG Bruce Almighty reference up there!

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TheSixPersonalities In reply to ??? [2016-09-21 21:55:33 +0000 UTC]

W-what????? I don't get it. I'm probably being an idiot right now because it seems like everyone gets it :/

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Gbx138 In reply to TheSixPersonalities [2016-09-21 23:54:07 +0000 UTC]

When you try to rip something in half, without any prepare or instruments, you'll never get it perfect: One "half" will always be bigger than the other. That's why sans is weaker than papyrus, he is the smaller "half"

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TheSixPersonalities In reply to Gbx138 [2016-09-22 05:22:49 +0000 UTC]

Ohhhhh ok I get it now! Thanks

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SilentViperFanPL In reply to Gbx138 [2016-09-22 00:11:32 +0000 UTC]

So these characters were created in this way? (I didn't play Undertale)

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Gbx138 In reply to SilentViperFanPL [2016-09-22 00:12:33 +0000 UTC]

No, their stories aren't told in undertale, this is just a (really good) fan comic

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Mythical-Legend In reply to Gbx138 [2016-09-22 00:23:33 +0000 UTC]

sans is not really weaker if you fight him....

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Steampunk-Blooper In reply to Mythical-Legend [2016-09-22 00:46:05 +0000 UTC]

In regards to his stats, he's the weakest monster in UT; he only has 1 HP, 1 attack, and I think 1 defense. Magically, however, he's one of the strongest, what with being able to disable your invincibility frames, poison you, and use a ton of attacks at once. He just isn't able to do any of that in the comic. :b

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Gbx138 In reply to Mythical-Legend [2016-09-22 00:33:51 +0000 UTC]

Well, he is weaker in these comics

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XFantasyCreatureX In reply to ??? [2016-09-21 16:22:10 +0000 UTC]

I wounder if Gaster is ever going to be nice to Sans and Papa :3

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WorldWalker128 In reply to ??? [2016-09-16 23:46:55 +0000 UTC]

And that just leaves him with more questions. Great non-answer there, Gaster.

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DaphneLPS In reply to WorldWalker128 [2016-09-19 07:44:39 +0000 UTC]

LoL yeah XD Gaster just created more questions for Sans XD

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000adoptable000 In reply to ??? [2016-09-11 03:12:13 +0000 UTC]

that moment im reminded my 4 year old sister is already more than half my size.. and im 14 (10 years older)

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RepulsiveArtwork In reply to 000adoptable000 [2017-07-22 15:28:53 +0000 UTC]

Wait, you're less than 3 feet tall?

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000adoptable000 In reply to RepulsiveArtwork [2018-03-07 02:26:44 +0000 UTC]

No, she was just tall for her age, she was 4'5 i was 5'1

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WilkerS1 In reply to 000adoptable000 [2016-09-21 12:44:23 +0000 UTC]

My sister is 7 years older than me (i'm 16) and i'm taller than her

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MewMewAlphys In reply to ??? [2016-08-26 13:31:34 +0000 UTC]

Im taller than my sister but I ripped a piece of paper in half

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UguuMere [2016-08-20 04:09:03 +0000 UTC]

ok but what if sans actually ripped it perfectly in half and gaster was just like ":/"

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IanSS8005 In reply to UguuMere [2020-07-11 05:16:37 +0000 UTC]

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ArchangelLogan07 In reply to UguuMere [2016-09-21 10:32:50 +0000 UTC]

Your wish has been granted.

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GarnetPortal24 In reply to UguuMere [2016-09-03 04:24:28 +0000 UTC]

I was actually thinking that

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Artisto112 In reply to UguuMere [2016-08-31 04:44:21 +0000 UTC]

gaster would be like your icon lol

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funsizedOtaku In reply to Artisto112 [2016-09-21 22:31:45 +0000 UTC]

XD

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Ranunl In reply to ??? [2016-08-04 11:21:19 +0000 UTC]

well... if you know how to. you can do it precisely
but I guess he doesn't have the knowledge required

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Pokegirl0405 [2016-08-03 20:15:27 +0000 UTC]

What did you rip in half G? 

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Catsandundertale In reply to Pokegirl0405 [2016-08-04 05:34:26 +0000 UTC]

himself, well, kind of.... he ripped his hands, just not in half

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Pokegirl0405 In reply to Catsandundertale [2016-08-04 12:58:57 +0000 UTC]

I guess....

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Catsandundertale In reply to Pokegirl0405 [2016-08-15 19:55:57 +0000 UTC]

or is soul....

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Pokegirl0405 In reply to Catsandundertale [2016-08-15 21:49:55 +0000 UTC]

That's kind of what I was implying with my first comment.

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Catsandundertale In reply to Pokegirl0405 [2016-08-15 22:05:00 +0000 UTC]

oh... derp

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Pokegirl0405 In reply to Catsandundertale [2016-08-15 22:29:52 +0000 UTC]

Lol it's fine I was intentionally vague. 

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BunnyRunner In reply to ??? [2016-08-01 08:17:39 +0000 UTC]

well......
it's not a lie...
i guess. 



i still don't like you

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ainkid In reply to ??? [2016-07-28 17:37:04 +0000 UTC]

the part/expressions where he asks why he's small makes me laugh because that's actually what i ask my parents every day

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LisalovesWifi In reply to ??? [2016-07-28 09:41:12 +0000 UTC]

...


So...

Your saying..

If I ask my little brother to rip a piece of paper in half..

Then he will stop bugging me with questions about why he is so small?


makes sense...

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clairdelune68 In reply to LisalovesWifi [2016-08-04 08:06:33 +0000 UTC]

that the ideas i supose i don't have brother or sister but that can work !

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Bluiebirdie17 In reply to ??? [2016-07-19 14:56:33 +0000 UTC]

This just makes me want to rip a piece of paper.

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MewMewAlphys In reply to Bluiebirdie17 [2016-08-26 13:30:59 +0000 UTC]

Same

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toetienk1 In reply to ??? [2016-07-19 08:14:53 +0000 UTC]

Hmm wise

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DecoratorTax8 In reply to ??? [2016-07-04 03:02:13 +0000 UTC]

its weird how Gaster is "kinda" nice in this part

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Mafer751 In reply to DecoratorTax8 [2016-07-10 08:13:47 +0000 UTC]

I thought the same

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Tagnine In reply to ??? [2016-06-30 12:37:49 +0000 UTC]

I thought it would be funny if sans actually ripped it in half perfectly

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TheHeroicGamer12 In reply to Tagnine [2016-07-13 21:58:48 +0000 UTC]

*ikr xD

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PippalinaDream In reply to ??? [2016-06-29 15:35:41 +0000 UTC]

wow...somehow this seems more...world-shaking for Sans than Gaster intended, after all he's just been told that he and his brother exist because something was roughly ripped in two...

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CairyNDO In reply to PippalinaDream [2016-07-21 07:06:58 +0000 UTC]

omg true!

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UndertaleTrashGirl In reply to ??? [2016-06-28 07:30:42 +0000 UTC]

gaster ur mean

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alicethedarkvampire In reply to ??? [2016-06-27 14:47:25 +0000 UTC]

... smol... smol sans

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